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Programming OR Sex?

Name: Anomynous 2010-09-25 1:05

Actually, you could just pick both. Start washing more often than once a month, wear deodorant, get rid of excess facial hair, start frequenting the local swimming pool, do your laundry more often, stop buying shitty food and clean your damn room. These combined shouldn't take more than 2-3h/day, if done correctly.

Now that you've completed initialization, go talk to women. Don't fear rejection, for not all receptacles match your codan. ``Dating tips'' should be available all over the Internet, though correct social conduct should be a reflex. If you believe your connections are being refused due to improper social conduct, please unintelligible a supervisor. Eventually you'll succeed in finding an appropriate partner, and you shall thus enjoy both programming and sex (and if your partner is really understanding, you might even be able to do both at the same time!).

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 14:54

ooooh weeee
just got to shower and put on clean clothes and I get rewarded with pussy, man whores are cheap nowadays

OP- get your skank ass ready, I'll take you up on your deal

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 16:36

>>41
while (sizeof(>>41's) > 200/*kg*/) swimming_pool();

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 20:06

Programming or sexp.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 23:46

/spoiler/ is becoming yet another refuge for insecure and socially retarded nerds seeking help and trying to cheer each other up.
This is supposed to be a place for EXPERT PROFESSIONALS where discussion of programming in a serious and gentlemanly manner takes place.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-28 15:10

>>44
Those are exactly the same thing.  Stop kidding yourself.

Name: 2010-12-22 18:32

Name: Alpha Male !KBgk.53lJg 2010-12-22 18:40

If you are at all a competent male you will balance both activities. Sex is more important than programming however, but this is because programming should take up so little of one's time as be used only in the most desperate situations.

Name: Alpha Mail !Ep8pui8Vw2 2010-12-22 18:42

If you are at all a competent male you will balance both activities. Programming is more important than sex however, but this is because sex should take up so little of one's time as be used only in the most desperate situations.

Name: Alpha Male !KBgk.53lJg 2010-12-22 18:57

>>59

I might pay your
slightly amusing parody of my truthful statement some heed if you were able to defend it.

Well, are you?

In turn I would give you the honour of explaining my own reasoning.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 19:31

Women are mindless animals - religious, conservative, conformists, who dont even know Lisp and dont want to learn. They have no personality of their own, no interesting ideas, no nothing. Just common housewives from your kitchen. What point in dating these animals? Are you zoophile?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 19:56

Richard Matthew Stallman has no girlfriend. Why? Because RMS is so smart!

Name: Alpha Male !KBgk.53lJg 2010-12-22 20:03

>>51

While very true (and I applaud your correct judgement of their kind), they do by default come equipped with biological devices currently necessary for propagating the superior male gender. Of course the need for so vulgar a system will be phased out eventually given the remarkable advancements
real men are making in the sciences, but unfortunately for now it is the required duty of real men to ensure their genes will make it through another generation by asserting dominance over the lowly female's reproductive organs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 20:22

ok guys you have just shy of 4 months to get ready... if your fat or have exessive acne put down the fucking shit food and eat only raw foods... veggies, fruits, nuts, seeds, and sprouted beans.
If your scrawny start doing push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, swimming and running. Make sure to groom... shower, brush teeth and tongue (to tame assbreath), get hair cut, shave, pick up some new clothes. Then fly/drive to cape cod 3/19/11 and lurk around the area of this event.

http://www.geekgirlcamp.com/boot-camps-2011/cape-cod-11-2/

I guarantee you will land some tail and not just some dumb ass bimbo tail but some quality tail that you can actually hold a conversation with Good luck men!!

Name: Alpha Male !KBgk.53lJg 2010-12-22 20:36

>>54

``raw'' foods have no trace of the proteins and vitamins necessary for the sustained evolution of the superior male mind. I'll bet your grammar alone suffers as a result of sticking to this defective regiment you wrongly believe to be beneficial in any way.

Also, women are not for conversing with. They are for birthing males.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 20:38

I've never had a girlfriend, am a virgin and I'm proud of it.
Masturbation is all I need. Real girs can't compare to my waifu anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 20:58

>>55
meat based evolution => fatass.jpg

100 calories of ground beef has 10 grams of protein while 100 calories of fresh baby spinach has 12 grams
/thread/

>They are for birthing males.
ooh and you can go back to china your commie bastard

bla blah grammar... im a programmer not a friggen English major my main languages are C Assembly Perl ...

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 21:08

100 calories of fresh baby [...] has 12 grams

Name: Alpha Male !KBgk.53lJg 2010-12-22 21:09

>>57
meat based evolution => fatass.jpg
Funny, because you wouldn't have the meagre dexterity nor intelligence necessary to conjure up such uninspired keystrokes if not for the extra tissue gained by such materiel. And overweight men are only those who were too inferior to take the extra effort concordant with the gain in order to convert it to a useful substance.
im a programmer not a friggen English major my main languages are C Assembly Perl
Congrat-u-fucking-lations! I'm a real man and no English major either, yet somehow I know many more ``programming languages'' than you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 21:12

>>59 should really stop talking to himself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 21:20

>>57
What about his commie bastard?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 21:21

>>60 Agreed

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 21:24

>>61 lmao that must be true

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 21:30

Programming || Sex
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 22:25

>>64
Implied ^

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 22:30

>>65
Actually, you could just pick both.
Implied ||.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 23:20

>>65-66
implying
Back to the imageboards, please!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 23:23

Programming && Sex

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 0:58

>>68
#f

Name: Anomynous 2011-02-11 22:59

>>70
Way to bump a five year old thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-12 2:01

bampv

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-12 2:50

women are overrated. Save up for realdoll

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-12 11:56

[b]The Programming of Sex[/b]

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-28 5:58

OP here, still a virgin

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-28 6:12

MORE LIKE GET BETTER AS PROGRAMER AND BUY U WHORSE
AMIRIGHT!!!!11!!one!!1eleven!!1

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-28 6:35

>>75: i have a whorse
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-28 6:50

a whorse is a ugly whore as if a beautiful women would sleap with a programer self for mony

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-28 7:03

DONT FEAR I HAVE THE ANSWER FOR OUER PROBLEM!!! WE /PROG/ER WILL MEET IN A DARK ROOM AND HAVE GAY SEX WITH ANOTHER!! THANK ME NOT THATS JUST THE JOB OF A HERO.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-28 8:33

I've been balding ever since I took a C class back in sixth grade.
Programming is a disease.
Programming and girls are mutually exclusive.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-28 13:31

100% PURE ANAL!

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