Actually, you could just pick both. Start washing more often than once a month, wear deodorant, get rid of excess facial hair, start frequenting the local swimming pool, do your laundry more often, stop buying shitty food and clean your damn room. These combined shouldn't take more than 2-3h/day, if done correctly.
Now that you've completed initialization, go talk to women. Don't fear rejection, for not all receptacles match your codan. ``Dating tips'' should be available all over the Internet, though correct social conduct should be a reflex. If you believe your connections are being refused due to improper social conduct, please unintelligible a supervisor. Eventually you'll succeed in finding an appropriate partner, and you shall thus enjoy both programming and sex (and if your partner is really understanding, you might even be able to do both at the same time!).
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Anonymous2010-09-27 14:54
ooooh weeee
just got to shower and put on clean clothes and I get rewarded with pussy, man whores are cheap nowadays
OP- get your skank ass ready, I'll take you up on your deal
/spoiler/ is becoming yet another refuge for insecure and socially retarded nerds seeking help and trying to cheer each other up.
This is supposed to be a place for EXPERT PROFESSIONALS where discussion of programming in a serious and gentlemanly manner takes place.
>>44
Those are exactly the same thing. Stop kidding yourself.
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2010-12-22 18:32
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Alpha Male!KBgk.53lJg2010-12-22 18:40
If you are at all a competent male you will balance both activities. Sex is more important than programming however, but this is because programming should take up so little of one's time as be used only in the most desperate situations.
If you are at all a competent male you will balance both activities. Programming is more important than sex however, but this is because sex should take up so little of one's time as be used only in the most desperate situations.
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Alpha Male!KBgk.53lJg2010-12-22 18:57
>>59
I might pay your slightly amusing parody of my truthful statement some heed if you were able to defend it.
Well, are you?
In turn I would give you the honour of explaining my own reasoning.
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Anonymous2010-12-22 19:31
Women are mindless animals - religious, conservative, conformists, who dont even know Lisp and dont want to learn. They have no personality of their own, no interesting ideas, no nothing. Just common housewives from your kitchen. What point in dating these animals? Are you zoophile?
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Anonymous2010-12-22 19:56
Richard Matthew Stallman has no girlfriend. Why? Because RMS is so smart!
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Alpha Male!KBgk.53lJg2010-12-22 20:03
>>51
While very true (and I applaud your correct judgement of their kind), they do by default come equipped with biological devices currently necessary for propagating the superior male gender. Of course the need for so vulgar a system will be phased out eventually given the remarkable advancements real men are making in the sciences, but unfortunately for now it is the required duty of real men to ensure their genes will make it through another generation by asserting dominance over the lowly female's reproductive organs.
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Anonymous2010-12-22 20:22
ok guys you have just shy of 4 months to get ready... if your fat or have exessive acne put down the fucking shit food and eat only raw foods... veggies, fruits, nuts, seeds, and sprouted beans.
If your scrawny start doing push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, swimming and running. Make sure to groom... shower, brush teeth and tongue (to tame assbreath), get hair cut, shave, pick up some new clothes. Then fly/drive to cape cod 3/19/11 and lurk around the area of this event.
I guarantee you will land some tail and not just some dumb ass bimbo tail but some quality tail that you can actually hold a conversation with Good luck men!!
``raw'' foods have no trace of the proteins and vitamins necessary for the sustained evolution of the superior male mind. I'll bet your grammar alone suffers as a result of sticking to this defective regiment you wrongly believe to be beneficial in any way.
Also, women are not for conversing with. They are for birthing males.
>>57 meat based evolution => fatass.jpg Funny, because you wouldn't have the meagre dexterity nor intelligence necessary to conjure up such uninspired keystrokes if not for the extra tissue gained by such materiel. And overweight men are only those who were too inferior to take the extra effort concordant with the gain in order to convert it to a useful substance. im a programmer not a friggen English major my main languages are C Assembly Perl Congrat-u-fucking-lations! I'm a real man and no English major either, yet somehow I know many more ``programming languages'' than you.
>>75: i have a whorse
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
;_;
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Anonymous2011-05-28 6:50
a whorse is a ugly whore as if a beautiful women would sleap with a programer self for mony
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Anonymous2011-05-28 7:03
DONT FEAR I HAVE THE ANSWER FOR OUER PROBLEM!!! WE /PROG/ER WILL MEET IN A DARK ROOM AND HAVE GAY SEX WITH ANOTHER!! THANK ME NOT THATS JUST THE JOB OF A HERO.