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Programming OR Sex?

Name: Anomynous 2010-09-25 1:05

Actually, you could just pick both. Start washing more often than once a month, wear deodorant, get rid of excess facial hair, start frequenting the local swimming pool, do your laundry more often, stop buying shitty food and clean your damn room. These combined shouldn't take more than 2-3h/day, if done correctly.

Now that you've completed initialization, go talk to women. Don't fear rejection, for not all receptacles match your codan. ``Dating tips'' should be available all over the Internet, though correct social conduct should be a reflex. If you believe your connections are being refused due to improper social conduct, please unintelligible a supervisor. Eventually you'll succeed in finding an appropriate partner, and you shall thus enjoy both programming and sex (and if your partner is really understanding, you might even be able to do both at the same time!).

Name: Alpha Male !KBgk.53lJg 2010-12-22 21:09

>>57
meat based evolution => fatass.jpg
Funny, because you wouldn't have the meagre dexterity nor intelligence necessary to conjure up such uninspired keystrokes if not for the extra tissue gained by such materiel. And overweight men are only those who were too inferior to take the extra effort concordant with the gain in order to convert it to a useful substance.
im a programmer not a friggen English major my main languages are C Assembly Perl
Congrat-u-fucking-lations! I'm a real man and no English major either, yet somehow I know many more ``programming languages'' than you.

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