Programming OR Sex?

Actually, you could just pick both. Start washing more often than once a ^_month, wear deodorant, get rid of excess facial hair, start frequenting the local swimming pool, do your laundry more often, stop buying shitty food and clean your damn room. These combined shouldn't take more than 2-3h/day, if done correctly.

Now that you've completed initialization, go talk to women. Don't fear rejection, for not all receptacles match your codan. ``Dating tips'' should be available all over the Internet, though correct social conduct should be a reflex. If you believe your connections are being refused due to improper social conduct, please unintelligible a supervisor. Eventually you'll succeed in finding an appropriate partner, and you shall thus enjoy both programming and sex (and if your partner is really understanding, you might even be able to do both at the same time!).

>>12
Alpha males get the idiot girls you don't want; they are worth shit. These girls are the "why can't I find a good guy like you?" type of idiot who right after crying on their best-friend-who-shall-never-get-sex' shoulder they go get ravished again by the same asshole, or a new one. They are usually braindead losers who will only waste your money, so it's good we have drug addict, criminal jerks who will keep them entertained.

You want a decent girl; one who uses her head for more than sucking dick, because, admittedly, she'll only suck dick for a few minutes a day, and you'll be with her for hours every day, and need a being capable of human conversation and perhaps laugh at hilarious comedy from 4chan and can pass the Turing test. In order to get these girls, you need three things:

1. Be minimally clean and well groomed, as >>1 said, and don't wear shit clothes — just something you like that doesn't look like ass.

2. Look for girls who want a smart guy as well. You won't find them in the same places where you find the idiot ones, so don't waste your time on clubs and shit like that. You want a nerd girl, you look for them online. And you don't need to invest 3 hours a day for months in some message board where somebody claims to be a girl living near you; just try dating sites and sites about meeting real people in the real world. I got mine with minimum effort; maybe I dedicated some money and maybe 8 hours browsing profiles which was all stupid because the girl of my dreams wrote me right away. Maybe I got lucky, or maybe this is easier than we usually think.

3. This is the most important part of it: DON'T BE HER FRIEND‼. Friends are losers who buy them stuff and fix their computer and provide a shoulder to cry on because jerk number 557 forgot her birthday. You need to make it clear that you're about to fuck them, and don't lift one of your fucking smart-ass fingers without getting anything tangible in return. Don't be "friendly", be "fuckly". Flirt from day zero. You are after her pussy, not Mr. fix-my-computer. Always split costs and don't make more of an effort to meet her and be with her than she does; you're worth just as much or more than her.

An extra tip in order to be attractive, which is a requirement for many girls: love yourself. You need to be content with your life, like what you do, enjoy your job however shitty it may look to others, be confident in your ability to deliver (manly confident, not what stupid girls call "confident" which is being loud gang trash), and be genuinely convinced that you're making the girl a favour by spending any time with her.

>>14 is absolutely right about getting dumped.

>>16
Seriously, as much as I dislike these jerk retards, they hardly get more than one girl at a time. Now there's no reason to be emo: most guys are jerks and most girls are idiots, but you're in a minority of guys looking for a minority of girls and you can get the job done, just don't go looking for good girls where jerks do; you'll waste your time with retards. Be alternative.