/prog/ - if OSes were girls

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 2:22

Linux is like a High-maintenance gf that has horrible PMS.
XP is the slutty cheerleader.
Vista is a fatter version of the above.
BSD is a bitchy nerdy feminist type prone to fights.
MACOS is like...a creepy stylish transgender "girl" with rich parents and penchant for snobbery.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 3:25

what about solaris and plan9?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 4:32

>>2
They've nice personality, but even if you're fine with DFC they still lack vagina (they promise to grow it someday though, so don't get upset!)

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 4:36

Plan 9 is a crazy hobo sitting in a dark alley, silently muttering to himself about how everyone else does everything wrong, and how one day, when they've messed it all up, they'll have to come to him for help and he'll rule the world.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 8:22

Solaris is that hardcore 40-year old biker that drives near schools trying to 'fit in' with the crowd.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 8:40

>>4
Are you sure it's Plan9 and not, say, Scheme?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 8:49

>>6
Just listen to someone (a fan) talk about Plan9 for 5 minutes sometime.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 9:03

http://jaris.jp/index2.html
Superior Solaris. With fully capable windows emulation.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 9:12

>>7
Just listen to someone (a fan) talk about Lisp/Scheme for 5 minutes sometime.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 9:16

>>9
This is /prog/, duh. Lisp/Schemers have absolutely nothing on Plan9ers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 9:39

>>9
See also Forth, Smalltalk

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 9:51

>>8
I can't read this fucking moonspeak.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 10:25

>>12
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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 10:35

>>12
こいつバカやろうねｗｗｗ

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 16:00

DOS IS A MILF

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 19:06

No! Linux is like a quadruple amputee with a wooden vagina. Don't like a prosthetic? Then replace it with one of your own devising or one you down load from the internet and configure with strange runes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 19:20

>>16
W^D
Ok, who let the idiots in. Taro, I'm looking at you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 19:21

OSes are already girls^[1]

^REFERENCES
^{1: http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/index?tags=os , Various Gooks, Retrieved 2010-05-13.}

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 9:25

>>17
Maybe its a /d/ refugee.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 17:29

a relationship with OS X just works ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 17:54

>>20
intimate dealings with a trap still makes you gay no matter how female the trap appears
very much like mac os

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-15 5:23

>>20
yeah, like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCEQZ_4V7NY

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-15 19:04

>>22
Gotta love his channel comments.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 3:28

>>23
Oh man, the echo chamber is deafening.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 6:46

>>24
back to excassidy, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 19:31

Linux is mai tsundere waifu.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 20:41

>>22
The worst part is he is exactly right.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 23:03

Can someone photoshop Leah Culver's head onto a naked girl's body? Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 23:07

>>28
No. Adobe is proprietary software. Please use the GNU Image Manipulation Program.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 0:01

>>28,29
Please avoid using the term “photoshop” as a verb, meaning any kind of photo manipulation or image editing in general. Photoshop is just the name of one particular image editing program, which should be avoided since it is proprietary. There are plenty of free alternatives, such as GIMP.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 0:19

>>28
http://i.imgur.com/ErHdn.jpg

You're welcome.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 0:21

>>31
A picture of her head that doesn't look so masculine?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 0:22

>>30
Can someone gimp Leah Culver's head onto a naked girl's body? Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 0:22

>>32
I don't think that exists.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 0:58

>>35
It could be edited to make it look less masculine. And that Adam's apple doesn't really help.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 2:47

>>31
I thought you actually took the time to make something good on first glance. Then I saw she has 2 different hair styles and colors. Well done.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 3:23

Could someone The GNU Image Manipulation Program a girl's head onto Leah Culver's naked body?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 3:55

>>37
do you really want to see his penis?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 4:59

# SINEP SINEP SINEP SINEP

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:30

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Name: Anonymous 2014-01-21 21:01

>>42
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-24 13:04

Someone update it with the new OSes!

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-24 13:21

BSD is a bitchy nerdy feminist type prone to fights.
I think you mean HURD, or GNU.
You know, those pretend OS's which will never really be usable because GNU programmers are shit and would rather steal credit for Linux.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 2:31

OpenGenera is a sexy zombie girl

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 7:13

>>45
xD

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 8:22

I think I just shat my pants.
Help me, /prague/.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 15:41

>>48
Take a bath, change your pants, try to not shit yourself again

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 16:42

>>49
Don't listen to this guy.
He's trying to troll.
Change your pants, try to shit yourself again (so you know you're empty), then take a bath

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 16:51

>>50
Why not shit in the already shitty pants then?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 16:57

>>48
I often shit myself. Do what >>49 said and don't wait, it's very uncomfortable to browse /prog/ with shit in your pants.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 17:02

>>51
Same reason you flush before using the toilet after someone else

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 21:53

>>53
But you will waste good pants for nothing in that case

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 22:57

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Name: 54 2014-01-26 2:43

Uuuug auuugh ooog.
I so dirty I not even change pant before shit them.
Hygine for man who poop childs out.
I stong.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-26 22:21

>>16
Don't you mean a wooden girl with an onahole?

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