if OSes were girls

Linux is like a High-maintenance gf that has horrible PMS.
XP is the slutty cheerleader.
Vista is a fatter version of the above.
BSD is a bitchy nerdy feminist type prone to fights.
MACOS is like...a creepy stylish transgender "girl" with rich parents and penchant for snobbery.

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Please avoid using the term “photoshop” as a verb, meaning any kind of photo manipulation or image editing in general. Photoshop is just the name of one particular image editing program, which should be avoided since it is proprietary. There are plenty of free alternatives, such as GIMP.