/prog/ - if OSes were girls

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 2:22

Linux is like a High-maintenance gf that has horrible PMS.
XP is the slutty cheerleader.
Vista is a fatter version of the above.
BSD is a bitchy nerdy feminist type prone to fights.
MACOS is like...a creepy stylish transgender "girl" with rich parents and penchant for snobbery.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:30

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Name: Anonymous 2014-01-21 21:01

>>42
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-24 13:04

Someone update it with the new OSes!

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-24 13:21

BSD is a bitchy nerdy feminist type prone to fights.
I think you mean HURD, or GNU.
You know, those pretend OS's which will never really be usable because GNU programmers are shit and would rather steal credit for Linux.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 2:31

OpenGenera is a sexy zombie girl

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 7:13

>>45
xD

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 8:22

I think I just shat my pants.
Help me, /prague/.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 15:41

>>48
Take a bath, change your pants, try to not shit yourself again

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 16:42

>>49
Don't listen to this guy.
He's trying to troll.
Change your pants, try to shit yourself again (so you know you're empty), then take a bath

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 16:51

>>50
Why not shit in the already shitty pants then?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 16:57

>>48
I often shit myself. Do what >>49 said and don't wait, it's very uncomfortable to browse /prog/ with shit in your pants.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 17:02

>>51
Same reason you flush before using the toilet after someone else

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 21:53

>>53
But you will waste good pants for nothing in that case

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 22:57

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Name: 54 2014-01-26 2:43

Uuuug auuugh ooog.
I so dirty I not even change pant before shit them.
Hygine for man who poop childs out.
I stong.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-26 22:21

>>16
Don't you mean a wooden girl with an onahole?

if OSes were girls

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 2:22

42 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:30

43 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-21 21:01

44 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-24 13:04

45 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-24 13:21

46 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 2:31

47 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 7:13

48 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 8:22

49 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 15:41

50 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 16:42

51 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 16:51

52 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 16:57

53 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 17:02

54 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 21:53

55 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 22:57

56 Name: 54 2014-01-26 2:43

57 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-26 22:21