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GIRL PROGRAMMER HERE

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 20:01

Hey /prog/, I'm a girl programmer.

No I'm not fat. No I won't make you a cudder. No I don't use java. No I don't go out with guy programmers, because they're usually socially retarded and love FIOC. Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a redditer, so what? No I won't show you my coeds, so don't fucking ask.

And finally.

Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy programming (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 20:08

To be sufficiently sure that you are in fact a female programmer, post a picture with some sign like "Hey /prog/" (you can censor it heavily if you don't want your face online), and I must see some of your code (otherwise, you're just proving your gender, not hobby/occupation).

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 20:12

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 20:12

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 20:12

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 20:43

>>1
0/10. Visible from miles away. Kilometres if you adhere to both international (wrong) English and the metric (right) system.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 21:12

I hate FIOC, will you go out with me?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 21:24

>>6
I hate when people write "metre", "litre", "centre", etc. It's SENT-er, not SENT-ray, SENT-ree nor SENT-ruh!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 21:29

>>8
Yes, and it's just plain wrong as well. After Great Britain exported English to the United States, they changed the way they spelled things and exported it to the rest of the world. That's why "international" English actually contains the non-traditional spellings.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 22:03

The entire OP is a lie.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 22:37

OP is just confused about his gender because of his massive man-breasts.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 22:46

You do realize that COBOL was written by a female, correct?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 23:58

Hello LEAH

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 0:18

>>12
You do realize that programming was invented by a woman right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 0:24

A woman actually wrote the very first compiler too.

Name: RANDALLMUNROE 2009-12-04 0:28

Hello, I want you to be my girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 9:54

Тебе с 16 до 18 лет и ты согласна родить мне ребенка?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 9:56

>>14
WELL THAT EXPLAINS SOME SHIT( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 9:59

Yes, I am a female programmer. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my logic solving soul long ago and I am happy together with my workstation (that is an Sun/Intel box!). I've written a fucking lot of functions in and outside of the kernel and they are pretty compact and resource conserving.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 10:06

>>19
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit
implying that programmers who watch anime would be worth talking to anyway

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 10:07

>>17
Isn't the age of consent 14 in the Soviet Union?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 10:07

>>19
learn to quote, bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 10:23

>>1
I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 10:33

>>20
implying that a programmer stops being worth talking to when he watches Baccano!

Name: bitches and hoes 2009-12-04 14:23

bitches and hoes

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 14:29

>>21
I don't remember, it's been 18 years since SU was disassembled.
>>1
Btw, do you like it when your boyfriend HAX YOUR ANUS?
I'm surprised that noone had posted this so far.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 14:48

>>26
Why would she have a boyfriend?  She's just a fat lonely nerd with a gaping VAGINA

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 14:49

>>27
>VAGINA
thats why.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 16:59

OP probably uses C# and Ruby, lawl.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 17:23

Back again, Cudder???

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 19:36

Back one again for the renegade cudder,
Default damager, power to the people
Back once again, for the renegade cudder,
Default damager, with the ill behaviour

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 9:34

It's like trying to eat copypasta when all you have is a spoooooooooooooooon.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 9:43

This thread marks the death of /prog/. Image board shit and nobody who recognizes copypasta getting worked up.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 9:44

There was a girl back in the days when I was in university.
Long story short - she swolowed my came.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 10:55

>>32
Just get a spork! xD

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 11:48

>>1
I'm a girl programmer too! Once when I was programming, I peed myself. :X

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 12:13

I believe washing machines are for girls who like programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 12:23

>>36
well i allways pee myself from the exitment of programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 12:33

Oh my god! I am a girl programmer, too! I always laugh when I call functions. ); Such a sad little face, hehehe.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 14:25

>>39
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 14:43

>>39
I chortled.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 18:30

>Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a redditer

looooooooooooooooooool

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 19:47

I like how women act like having a boyfriend is a trophy.  Girls who have boyfriends are just sluts, ugly, stupid, or unable to take care of themselves, or possibly all of the above.

You have told us nothing OP except that you are a fat, lonely programmer who will give away her body for attention.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 20:00

>>42
she's obviously scraping the bottom of the bottom of the barrel

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 22:49

Let's be friendly to GIRLS

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 23:16

>>8
WORDS ARE NOT PHONETICALLY SPELLED! If you want them to be, then you should learn German.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 23:21

>>46
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/ Just ignore the Americans, if they     \
| don't like the way English is supposed |
| to be spelled they can make up their   |
\ own language.                          /
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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 2:56

>>31
best post so far.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 6:28

spelled
spelt

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 7:32

>>46
or italian, or spanish, or in fact probably ever other sensible language in the world. English really is a dog's dinner of a language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 11:42

>>47
Did you even read >>9?

>>49
Sadly, both are valid.

>>46
In this case, yes, they are.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 13:14

>>51
What, why would I read the thread before posting? What is this Slashdot?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 13:56

>>51
why so sadly?

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