GIRL PROGRAMMER HERE

Hey /prog/, I'm a girl programmer.

No I'm not fat. No I won't make you a cudder. No I don't use java. No I don't go out with guy programmers, because they're usually socially retarded and love FIOC. Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a redditer, so what? No I won't show you my coeds, so don't fucking ask.

And finally.

Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy programming (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.

>>39
I chortled.

>Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a redditer

looooooooooooooooooool

I like how women act like having a boyfriend is a trophy.  Girls who have boyfriends are just sluts, ugly, stupid, or unable to take care of themselves, or possibly all of the above.

You have told us nothing OP except that you are a fat, lonely programmer who will give away her body for attention.

>>42
she's obviously scraping the bottom of the bottom of the barrel

Let's be friendly to GIRLS

>>8
WORDS ARE NOT PHONETICALLY SPELLED! If you want them to be, then you should learn German.

>>46
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>>31
best post so far.

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>>46
or italian, or spanish, or in fact probably ever other sensible language in the world. English really is a dog's dinner of a language.

>>47
Did you even read >>9?

>>49
Sadly, both are valid.

>>46
In this case, yes, they are.

>>51
What, why would I read the thread before posting? What is this Slashdot?

>>51
why so sadly?