GIRL PROGRAMMER HERE

Hey /prog/, I'm a girl programmer.

No I'm not fat. No I won't make you a cudder. No I don't use java. No I don't go out with guy programmers, because they're usually socially retarded and love FIOC. Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a redditer, so what? No I won't show you my coeds, so don't fucking ask.

And finally.

Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy programming (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.

>>8
Yes, and it's just plain wrong as well. After Great Britain exported English to the United States, they changed the way they spelled things and exported it to the rest of the world. That's why "international" English actually contains the non-traditional spellings.