GIRL PROGRAMMER HERE

Hey /prog/, I'm a girl programmer.

No I'm not fat. No I won't make you a cudder. No I don't use java. No I don't go out with guy programmers, because they're usually socially retarded and love FIOC. Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a redditer, so what? No I won't show you my coeds, so don't fucking ask.

And finally.

Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy programming (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.

Yes, I am a female programmer. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my logic solving soul long ago and I am happy together with my workstation (that is an Sun/Intel box!). I've written a fucking lot of functions in and outside of the kernel and they are pretty compact and resource conserving.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.