No I'm not fat. No I won't make you a cudder. No I don't use java. No I don't go out with guy programmers, because they're usually socially retarded and love FIOC. Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a redditer, so what? No I won't show you my coeds, so don't fucking ask.
And finally.
Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy programming (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.
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Anonymous2009-12-03 20:08
To be sufficiently sure that you are in fact a female programmer, post a picture with some sign like "Hey /prog/" (you can censor it heavily if you don't want your face online), and I must see some of your code (otherwise, you're just proving your gender, not hobby/occupation).
>>8
Yes, and it's just plain wrong as well. After Great Britain exported English to the United States, they changed the way they spelled things and exported it to the rest of the world. That's why "international" English actually contains the non-traditional spellings.
Yes, I am a female programmer. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my logic solving soul long ago and I am happy together with my workstation (that is an Sun/Intel box!). I've written a fucking lot of functions in and outside of the kernel and they are pretty compact and resource conserving.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.
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Anonymous2009-12-04 10:06
>>19 But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit implying that programmers who watch anime would be worth talking to anyway
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Anonymous2009-12-04 10:07
>>17
Isn't the age of consent 14 in the Soviet Union?
>>1
I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.
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Anonymous2009-12-04 10:33
>>20 implying that a programmer stops being worth talking to when he watches Baccano!
>>21
I don't remember, it's been 18 years since SU was disassembled. >>1
Btw, do you like it when your boyfriend HAX YOUR ANUS? I'm surprised that noone had posted this so far.
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Anonymous2009-12-04 14:48
>>26
Why would she have a boyfriend? She's just a fat lonely nerd with a gaping VAGINA
Back one again for the renegade cudder,
Default damager, power to the people
Back once again, for the renegade cudder,
Default damager, with the ill behaviour
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Anonymous2009-12-05 9:34
It's like trying to eat copypasta when all you have is a spoooooooooooooooon.