There was a young codan from /prog/
Who got offered a programming job
He said "What is this?
You want Java, not LISP?"
And stormed home to write fibs with his dog.
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Anonymous2009-11-18 6:02
>>28
When I Hax my Magnum Anus, I'm quoting those on the cheeks
Simon Peyton-Jones was bored one day
So he searched for porn most gay
And for every shlick he had
He became a sight most rad
For his pussy smelt of tuna that day.
>>33
Joe Armstrong in a train
Concurrently whistles away
And as his train crashes
He simply spawns a new instance
For he was feeling N that day.
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Anonymous2010-01-23 10:50
There once was a man from a land known as /prog/,
Whose brain was covered in a metaphorical fog.
Though dull was his head,
He bumped many threads,
Then stopped to cry for his dog.
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Anonymous2010-01-23 11:12
A college kid took Intro to C
He thought, "Man this is easy,
I'll go on to /prog/
And tell them I'm God,
Only to get told, 'read SICP.'
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Anonymous2010-01-23 11:32
So who won the competition?
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Anonymous2010-01-23 11:59
There once was an 8 bit processor
Then there was a 16 bit processor
After that the processor was 32 bits
Now processors are 64 bits
Soon there will be a 128 bit processor
I come to /prog/ every day
To make jokes about being gay
What's LISP or HASKELL, I don't know
Java is shit and Ruby is slow
Won't you please let me hax your anus
I fired up /prog/ one day
And thought, "how is this prog-related?"
As it turned out
It wasn't at all
For the sagefag sagebombed the board.
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Anonymous2010-01-23 13:47
There once was a coder named Noam
Who wanted to use Guile with GNOME,
"You can't write that!" They said
So he's writing instead
The Forced Indentation of Poems.
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Anonymous2010-01-23 13:49
A problem on /prague/ one day
Was solved in a really neat way
The code nice and neat
And was NP-Complete IT WAS THE FIBONACCI BUTT SORT
I once wrote a cute Python script
That printed out regularly-formatted dicks
I put it on /prog
The thread went along
And then I'd hax'd an anux.
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Anonymous2010-07-21 23:13
there once was a man on a boat
who dream of indenting his code
he woke with a fright in the middle of the night
to find c FUCKING HIM UP FOR SUCH A STUPID IDEA
There once was a coder named Lee
who loved to read his SICP.
He said ``Scheme is great,
it's the best, no debate''
but really HE MENA HASKAL.
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Anonymous2010-07-22 1:53
There once was a CS student from Hull,
Who frankly was a little bit dull,
Barely following his lectures,
Nor programming conjecture,
And doomed to a career of NULL, NULL, NULL.
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Anonymous2010-07-22 2:05
Your heart is now beating manually,
Your penis is now beating manually...
The rest left as an exercise for the reader.
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Anonymous2010-07-22 5:45
I once met my idol, /prog/-famous
His presence, it unleashed my gayness
His thick cock on my brain
I blushed, moaned, and exclaimed
"Oh please, Xarn... PLEASE HAX MY ANUS!"
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Anonymous2010-07-22 6:50
A programmer form Belgium loved his sweetheart dearly
She lived 'cross the ocean, he visited her yearly
That was hardly enough
He wanted the real stuff Teledildonics
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Anonymous2010-07-22 10:52
I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
IVE READ SICP
I INVENTED ALL /PROG/ MEMES
<3 SWEETMAN
There once was an old thread on /prog/
That had died just like Haskal the dog
Some “faggot” appeared
Its ugly head reared
I can't think of anything suitable that rhymes with /prog/.
this old thread did some lulz gave,
some limericks are surely worth a save,
but as it started to age,
it slipped off the front page,
until >>64-kun said RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
A young man was struggling with his work load
And a problem to me he then showed
I took one lookeat his source
And exclaimed with full force One word THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE