Official /prog/ limerick competition

I'll start.

There was a young codan from /prog/
Who got offered a programming job
 He said "What is this?
 You want Java, not LISP?"
And stormed home to write fibs with his dog.

this old thread did some lulz gave,
some limericks are surely worth a save,
but as it started to age,
it slipped off the front page,
until >>64-kun said RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE