just to give you another reason to an hero, let's explore what typical /b/tard traits you have
01. [] neckbeard
02. [] no car
03. [] no job or dead-end job
04. [] no girlfriend
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [x] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [] into anime
18: [] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
You see, it starts at a young age, when you watch some of the animes that revolve around relationships. They build up these expectations of true love, fate and destiny, and then when you can't fulfil these expectations in real life, you recluse and turn into the neckbeard stereotype that we all are used to. You then fulfil your needs for love/happiness with the animes that are the original provider of such needs - you fap to it, you laugh and cry to it, it provides the only emotional stimulus in your life.
And it's all because of what you watched as a child. The same way kids who watched too much Disney have a risk of becoming furries, so the anime-watchers are at a risk of losing all their social capita in exchange for happiness provided by a bunch of fucking lines, on paper.
The only anime worth watching is the mainstream ones like Pokemon or Dragonball Z, they provide lessons about life and teach you to fight for what you want instead of just expecting it to arrive.
Of course, when you try and insinuate such a thing, you get 20,000 loyal KAWAII fans telling you you have no taste
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Anonymous2009-09-22 10:09
>Pokemon or Dragonball Z
>20,000 loyal KAWAII fans
ಠ_ಠ
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 10:12
Anyone notice OP filled 14?
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 10:13
LOL KAWAII DESU
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 10:20
>>18
i think dragon ball z is the motivation for about 50% of /fit/
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 11:39
I fail to fail
8/25
06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [X] cat
08. [X] have an opinion on vs PC
11. [X] eat crap all day
16. [X] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [X] into anime
18. [X] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [X] YouTube is your television
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Anonymous2009-09-22 11:51
01. [x] neckbeard
07. [x] cat
08. [x] have an opinion on vs PC
14. [x] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
17. [x] into anime
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [x] YouTube is your television
20. [x] can:
22. [x] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
24. [x] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [x] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 11:57
Less than half of OP's points, but I can think of much worse was to `fail' than what OP is presenting. I haven't been to /b/ for years, but I haven't imagined it has become so dull.
>>20
Yes, and it's the stupidest fucking one on there.
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 12:20
>>29
It was the one (of the other 20) that OP forgot the reset to a null value
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 12:24
01. [X] neckbeard
02. [X] no car
03. [X] no job or dead-end job
04. [X] no girlfriend
05. [X] no nice clothes
06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [X] cat
08. [X] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [X] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [X] eat crap all day
12. [X] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [X] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [X] into anime
18: [X] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [X] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [X] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
01. [] neckbeard
02. [X] no car (I walk everywhere so :P )
03. [X] no job or dead-end job
04. [X] no girlfriend
05. [X] no nice clothes
06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [X] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [X] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [X] into anime
18: [X] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [X] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
13. [] never slept with an attractive girl
...And what if I'm not human? What then, /prog/?
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Anonymous2009-09-22 12:57
01. [x] neckbeard
02. [x] no car
03. [x] no job or dead-end job
04. [x] no girlfriend
05. [x] no nice clothes
06. [x] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [x] live with parents
10. [x] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [x] eat crap all day
12. [x] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [x] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [x] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [x] into anime
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [x] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [x] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
:(
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 13:00
>>35
The fursuit you wear doesn't make you "not human". Also, YIFF IN HELL
01. [] neckbeard
02. [x] no car
03. [x] no job or dead-end job
04. [x] no girlfriend
05. [x] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [x] cat
08. [] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [x] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [x] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [] into anime
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [x] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 15:54
Oh wow, only 16 and 18. Guess I'm vaguely superior to everyone here.
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 15:55
>>41
try again and this time please answer HONESTLY
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 15:56
>>40 24. [x] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
you mad
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 15:57
>>42
Well, maybe 6, but it's too early to say and also I'm not disgustingly underweight and I only don't have a job because my parents are (sufficiently) rich.
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 16:05
2,3,4,8,9,13,17,18,24(I imagine I'm shooting torpedos at the other cars, it still counts right?)
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 16:06
01. [X] neckbeard
02. [X] no car
03. [X] two awesome jobs
04. [X] hot girlfriend
05. [X] no nice clothes
06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [X] cat
08. [X] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [X] lives alone
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [X] eat healthy all day
12. [X] waking up before 6am is a major achievement
13. [X] slept with an one attractive girl
14. [X] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [X] Slightly obese
16. [X] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [X] into anime
18: [X] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [X] YouTube is your television
20. [?] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [X] have tried to pick up girls online and succeeded
22. [X] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [X] are right now thinking 'I\'m close to all of these things!'
24. [X] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [X] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
>>44 and I only don't have a job because I'm a lazy nigger.
FTFY
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 16:16
>>45
As does imagining you've a Star Wars blaster cannon and going "Pew pew pew pew pew"
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-22 16:20
I will fix points 4, 13 and 21 and add some personal clarifications.
01. [] neckbeard
02. [x] no car my city has very good public transportation!
03. [x] no job or dead-end job but I'm busy with education, I don't have time for a job :(
04. [] no girlfriend/boyfriend
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [x] have an opinion on vs PC and it is that every platform has its uses
09. [] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [x] waking up before 10am is a major achievement I write better code at night so naturally I will sleep during the day
13. [] never slept with an attractive girl/boy
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [x] into anime
18: [] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls/boys online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles but I match moments when objects pass by me with beats in whatever music is playing, does anyone else do that
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
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Anonymous2009-09-22 16:48
>> 50
Your excuses do not make up for your being in denial, in fact they only accentuate it.
You still got 6/25 just like.
04. [x] no girlfriend
05. [x] no nice clothes
06. [x] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
08. [x] have an opinion on vs PC
11. [x] eat crap all day
13. [x] never slept with an attractive girl
16. [x] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
19. [x] YouTube is your television
23. [x] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [x] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
01. [] neckbeard
02. [x] no car
03. [x] no job or dead-end job
04. [] no girlfriend
05. [x] no nice clothes
06. [x] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [x] cat
08. [wut?] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [x] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [x] eat crap all day
12. [x] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [x] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [x] into anime
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [x] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [x] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [x] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [x] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
01. [] neckbeard
02. [X] no car
03. [] no job or dead-end job
04. [X] no girlfriend
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [X] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [X] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [X] into anime
18: [X] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [X] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [X] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
01. [] neckbeard
02. [x] no car
03. [x] no job or dead-end job
04. [] no girlfriend
05. [x] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [x] cat
08. [x] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [x] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [x] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [x] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [] into anime
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
01. [] neckbeard
02. [x] no car
03. [x] no job or dead-end job
04. [x] no girlfriend
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [x] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [x] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [x] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [x] eat crap all day
12. [x] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [x] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [] into anime
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [x] YouTube is your television
20. [x] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [x] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-23 6:03
>>59
Quit lying, FV. You can't be on /prog/ and don't have at least 1 box ticked.
Name:
Anonymous2009-09-23 6:12
>>61
No he wouldn't tick any because he's not a conformist with goals based around popular culture.
>>62
cONGRATULATIONS, YOU CAN PUT A BUNCH OF UNRELATED TERMS TOGETHER TO FORM A SEEMINGLY MEANINGFUL SENTENCE. tHE ONLY PROBLEM: YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD, AND THAT SHOWS.
01. [√] neckbeard
02. [√] no car
03. [√] no job or dead-end job
04. [√] no girlfriend
05. [√] no nice clothes
06. [√] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [√] cat
08. [√] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [√] live with parents
10. [_] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [√] eat crap all day
12. [_] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [√] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [√] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [√] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [_] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [_] into anime
18: [√] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [_] YouTube is your television
20. [√] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [_] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [√] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [√] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [_] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [_] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
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Anonymous2009-09-23 20:50
So why did anybody of you think it was a good idea to grow a neckbeard?
01. [] neckbeard
02. [x] no car
03. [x] no job or dead-end job
04. [x] no girlfriend
05. [x] no nice clothes
06. [x] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [x] cat
08. [x] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [x] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [x] eat crap all day
12. [x] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [x] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [x] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [x] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [x] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [x] into anime
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [x] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [x] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [x] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [x] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
This made me very sad.
;__;
The worst part is that it's true. :(
Name:
Sgt. Kabuterimon2013-03-30 11:04
Electro-shocker!
Name:
Anonymous2013-03-31 23:09
01. [X] neckbeard
02. [X] no car
03. [X] no job or dead-end job
04. [X] no girlfriend
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [X] cat
08. [X] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [X] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [X] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [X] underweightAesthetically lightweight
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [X] into anime
18: [X] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [X] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [X] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
01. [] neckbeard
02. [X] no car
03. [X] no job or dead-end job
04. [X] no girlfriend
05. [X] no nice clothes
06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [X] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [X] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [X] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [] into anime
18: [X] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
i want to kill myself :(
Name:
Anonymous2013-04-01 6:23
welll i have this
01. [x] neckbeard
02. [x] no car
03. [x] no job or dead-end job
04. [x] no girlfriend
05. [x] no nice clothes
06. [lies] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [its expensive] cat
08. [x] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [x] live with parents
10. [nope] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [x] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [x] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [x] into anime
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [x] YouTube is your television
20. [x] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [x] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [x] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
just to give you another reason to an hero, let's explore what typical /b/tard traits you have
01. [] neckbeard
02. [] no car
03. [x] no job or dead-end job (Dead-end job)
04. [] no girlfriend
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [x] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [x] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [] into anime
18: [] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [x] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
Not that bad. I dont belong here do I?
Name:
Anonymous2013-04-01 15:14
check 'em
Name:
Anonymous2013-04-01 18:40
(all apply:)
02. [] no car
03. [] no job or dead-end job
04. [] no girlfriend
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
08. [] have an opinion on vs PC
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [] never slept with an attractive girl
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [] into anime
19. [] YouTube is your television
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
01. [(almost)] neckbeard
02. [x] no car
03. [x] no job or dead-end job
04. [x] no girlfriend
05. [x] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [x] cat
08. [x] have an opinion on vs PC
09. [x] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [x] eat crap all day
12. [x] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [x] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [(not quite)] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [(a bit)] into anime
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [x] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
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21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [x] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles (HOW DID YOU KNOW?)
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself
01. [x] neckbeard
02. [x] no car
03. [x] no job or dead-end job
04. [x] no girlfriend
05. [x] no nice clothes
06. [x] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [x] cat
08. [x] have an opinion on vs PC
09. x[] live with parents
11. [x] eat crap all day
13. [x] never slept with an attractive girl
16. [x] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [x] YouTube is your television
23. [x] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'