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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-22 7:53

just to give you another reason to an hero, let's explore what typical /b/tard traits you have

01. [] neckbeard
02. [] no car
03. [] no job or dead-end job
04. [] no girlfriend
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs PC
09. [] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [x] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [] into anime
18: [] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
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21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-22 10:07

You see, it starts at a young age, when you watch some of the animes that revolve around relationships. They build up these expectations of true love, fate and destiny, and then when you can't fulfil these expectations in real life, you recluse and turn into the neckbeard stereotype that we all are used to. You then fulfil your needs for love/happiness with the animes that are the original provider of such needs - you fap to it, you laugh and cry to it, it provides the only emotional stimulus in your life.

And it's all because of what you watched as a child. The same way kids who watched too much Disney have a risk of becoming furries, so the anime-watchers are at a risk of losing all their social capita in exchange for happiness provided by a bunch of fucking lines, on paper.

The only anime worth watching is the mainstream ones like Pokemon or Dragonball Z, they provide lessons about life and teach you to fight for what you want instead of just expecting it to arrive.

Of course, when you try and insinuate such a thing, you get 20,000 loyal KAWAII fans telling you you have no taste

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