Poll

just to give you another reason to an hero, let's explore what typical /b/tard traits you have

01. [] neckbeard
02. [] no car
03. [] no job or dead-end job
04. [] no girlfriend
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs PC
09. [] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [x] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [] into anime
18: [] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
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21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself

Everybody who did the "little man dodging obstacles" thing or still does it is gamer scum and not an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Alan Turing and the Sussman agree.