Poll

just to give you another reason to an hero, let's explore what typical /b/tard traits you have

01. [] neckbeard
02. [] no car
03. [] no job or dead-end job
04. [] no girlfriend
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs PC
09. [] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [x] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [] into anime
18: [] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
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21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself

07. [;_;] cat

Also pardon the typos, its copypasta from http://img.4chan.org/b/res/162299875.html

back to /b/ with ye

>>1-3
Back to /b/, please.

>>4,5
You'll just afraid of filling the poll, knowing well you fit most of the boxes.

>>6
knowing well you fit most of the boxes.
What's wrong with that?

>>7
your an epic failfag

>>8
Conformist.

>>9
all ``anti-conformists'' are 14 year olds with iqs lower than room temperature

>>10
all niggers are fat uneducated scum living in the ghetto and they all are named "Bubba".

>>11
all /b/tards are fat neckbeards fapping to CP and lolicon while teasing camwhores and chewing on pizza.

>>12
Actually that's /g/

>>13
lol.
/g/ wishes they had camwhores (female camwhores i mean).

>>1
We shall pay 10 beet tolls for your glorious work.

damn i cant find the pasta about the 4chan boards where each one is basically weeaboo faggots fapiiing to hentai

>>14
/g/lolicon6l

You see, it starts at a young age, when you watch some of the animes that revolve around relationships. They build up these expectations of true love, fate and destiny, and then when you can't fulfil these expectations in real life, you recluse and turn into the neckbeard stereotype that we all are used to. You then fulfil your needs for love/happiness with the animes that are the original provider of such needs - you fap to it, you laugh and cry to it, it provides the only emotional stimulus in your life.

And it's all because of what you watched as a child. The same way kids who watched too much Disney have a risk of becoming furries, so the anime-watchers are at a risk of losing all their social capita in exchange for happiness provided by a bunch of fucking lines, on paper.

The only anime worth watching is the mainstream ones like Pokemon or Dragonball Z, they provide lessons about life and teach you to fight for what you want instead of just expecting it to arrive.

Of course, when you try and insinuate such a thing, you get 20,000 loyal KAWAII fans telling you you have no taste

>Pokemon or Dragonball Z
>20,000 loyal KAWAII fans
ಠ_ಠ

Anyone notice OP filled 14?

LOL KAWAII DESU

>>18
i think dragon ball z is the motivation for about 50% of /fit/

I fail to fail
8/25

06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [X] cat
08. [X] have an opinion on  vs PC
11. [X] eat crap all day
16. [X] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [X] into anime
18. [X] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [X] YouTube is your television

01. [x] neckbeard
07. [x] cat
08. [x] have an opinion on  vs PC
14. [x] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
17. [x] into anime
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [x] YouTube is your television
20. [x] can:
22. [x] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
24. [x] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [x] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself

Less than half of OP's points, but I can think of much worse was to `fail' than what OP is presenting. I haven't been to /b/ for years, but I haven't imagined it has become so dull.

s/was/ways/

/b/ was hardcore in the past now its full of newfags who triforce and open 4chan.js(also i have a suspicion its made by someone from /prog/).

>>20
Yes, and it's the stupidest fucking one on there.

>>29
It was the one (of the other 20) that OP forgot the reset to a null value

01. [X] neckbeard
02. [X] no car
03. [X] no job or dead-end job
04. [X] no girlfriend
05. [X] no nice clothes
06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [X] cat
08. [X] have an opinion on  vs PC
09. [X] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [X] eat crap all day
12. [X] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [X] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [X] into anime
18: [X] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [X] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
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▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [X] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself

>>31
16/25 thats quite some fail

01. [] neckbeard
02. [X] no car (I walk everywhere so :P )
03. [X] no job or dead-end job
04. [X] no girlfriend
05. [X] no nice clothes
06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs PC
09. [X] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [X] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [X] into anime
18: [X] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
  ▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [X] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself

>>32
(4/5)^2 is pretty victorious.

13. [] never slept with an attractive girl
...And what if I'm not human? What then, /prog/?

01. [x] neckbeard
02. [x] no car
03. [x] no job or dead-end job
04. [x] no girlfriend
05. [x] no nice clothes
06. [x] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs PC
09. [x] live with parents
10. [x] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [x] eat crap all day
12. [x] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [x] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [x] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [x] into anime
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [x] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
  ▲
▲ ▲
21. [x] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself

:(

>>35
The fursuit you wear doesn't make you "not human". Also, YIFF IN HELL

1. [X] I am Xarn.

>>37
Well played, sir. +1 /prog/s

01. [] neckbeard
02. [x] no car
03. [x] no job or dead-end job
04. [x] no girlfriend
05. [x] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [x] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs PC
09. [x] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [x] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [] into anime
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
  ▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [x] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself