Poll

just to give you another reason to an hero, let's explore what typical /b/tard traits you have

01. [] neckbeard
02. [] no car
03. [] no job or dead-end job
04. [] no girlfriend
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs PC
09. [] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [x] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [] into anime
18: [] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
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21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself

Oh wow, only 16 and 18. Guess I'm vaguely superior to everyone here.

>>41
try again and this time please answer HONESTLY

>>40
24. [x] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
you mad

>>42
Well, maybe 6, but it's too early to say and also I'm not disgustingly underweight and I only don't have a job because my parents are (sufficiently) rich.

2,3,4,8,9,13,17,18,24(I imagine I'm shooting torpedos at the other cars, it still counts right?)

01. [X] neckbeard
02. [X] no car
03. [X] two awesome jobs
04. [X] hot girlfriend
05. [X] no nice clothes
06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [X] cat
08. [X] have an opinion on  vs PC
09. [X] lives alone
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [X] eat healthy all day
12. [X] waking up before 6am is a major achievement
13. [X] slept with an one attractive girl
14. [X] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [X] Slightly obese
16. [X] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [X] into anime
18: [X] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [X] YouTube is your television
20. [?] can:
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21. [X] have tried to pick up girls online and succeeded
22. [X] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [X] are right now thinking 'I\'m close to all of these things!'
24. [X] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [X] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself

>>41
here
Not here, at /b/. This is a /b/ poll.

Why the fuck are we having a /b/ poll here?

>>44
and I only don't have a job because I'm a lazy nigger.

FTFY

>>45
As does imagining you've a Star Wars blaster cannon and going "Pew pew pew pew pew"

I will fix points 4, 13 and 21 and add some personal clarifications.

01. [] neckbeard
02. [x] no car my city has very good public transportation!
03. [x] no job or dead-end job but I'm busy with education, I don't have time for a job :(
04. [] no girlfriend/boyfriend
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [x] have an opinion on  vs PC and it is that every platform has its uses
09. [] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [x] waking up before 10am is a major achievement I write better code at night so naturally I will sleep during the day
13. [] never slept with an attractive girl/boy
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [x] into anime
18: [] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
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21. [] have tried to pick up girls/boys online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles but I match moments when objects pass by me with beats in whatever music is playing, does anyone else do that
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself

>> 50
Your excuses do not make up for your being in denial, in fact they only accentuate it.
You still got 6/25 just like.

>>51
just.like.me.
rather

04. [x] no girlfriend
05. [x] no nice clothes
06. [x] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
08. [x] have an opinion on  vs PC
11. [x] eat crap all day
13. [x] never slept with an attractive girl
16. [x] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
19. [x] YouTube is your television
23. [x] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [x] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles

10 / 25 = 0.4f

Guys this is obviously a troll, not zero-indexed.

01. [] neckbeard
02. [x] no car
03. [x] no job or dead-end job
04. [] no girlfriend
05. [x] no nice clothes
06. [x] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [x] cat
08. [wut?] have an opinion on  vs PC
09. [x] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [x] eat crap all day
12. [x] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [x] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [x] into anime
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [x] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
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21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [x] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [x] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [x] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself

well according to this i suck...

>>54
It's from /b/, what are you expecting?

01. [] neckbeard
02. [X] no car
03. [] no job or dead-end job
04. [X] no girlfriend
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs PC
09. [] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [X] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [X] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [X] into anime
18: [X] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [X] can:
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▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [X] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself

01. [] neckbeard
02. [x] no car
03. [x] no job or dead-end job
04. [] no girlfriend
05. [x] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [x] cat
08. [x] have an opinion on  vs PC
09. [x] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [x] eat crap all day
12. [] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [x] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [] into anime
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [] YouTube is your television
20. [] can:
  ▲
▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself

FV wouldnt tick any boxes.

01. [] neckbeard
02. [x] no car
03. [x] no job or dead-end job
04. [x] no girlfriend
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [x] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [x] have an opinion on  vs PC
09. [x] live with parents
10. [] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [x] eat crap all day
12. [x] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [x] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [] into anime
18: [x] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [x] YouTube is your television
20. [x] can:
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▲ ▲
21. [] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [x] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself

>>59
Quit lying, FV. You can't be on /prog/ and don't have at least 1 box ticked.

>>61
No he wouldn't tick any because he's not a conformist with goals based around popular culture.

sTUPID SHIT.

>>62
cONGRATULATIONS, YOU CAN PUT A BUNCH OF UNRELATED TERMS TOGETHER TO FORM A SEEMINGLY MEANINGFUL SENTENCE. tHE ONLY PROBLEM: YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD, AND THAT SHOWS.

>>64
I am many things, but I ain't an anus.

>>63
Worst post ever.

>>66
tHANKS! i TRY TO DO MY BEST. YOURS WAS SO AND SO THOUGH.

01. [√] neckbeard
02. [√] no car
03. [√] no job or dead-end job
04. [√] no girlfriend
05. [√] no nice clothes
06. [√] could have gone further in life if you had have applied yourself
07. [√] cat
08. [√] have an opinion on  vs PC
09. [√] live with parents
10. [_] collect plastic bits of comic / cartoon / video game related crap
11. [√] eat crap all day
12. [_] waking up before 10am is a major achievement
13. [√] never slept with an attractive girl
14. [√] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurame references knowing that the person you're with wont get it
15. [√] disgustingly underweight or morbidly obese
16. [_] don't get invited anywhere - tag along
17. [_] into anime
18: [√] feel vaguely superior to everyone
19. [_] YouTube is your television
20. [√] can:
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▲ ▲
21. [_] have tried to pick up girls online and never succeeded
22. [√] pathetic star wars / star trek fan
23. [√] are right now thinking 'I'm only half of these things'
24. [_] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles
25. [_] it's mario, sonic, megaman, or yourself

So why did anybody of you think it was a good idea to grow a neckbeard?

>>69
The idea is that there is no maintenance

>>70
The idea is that there is no maintenance
But there's also hair growing above the jawline. What about it?

when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running along side the car who has to dodge obsticles

WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF MY HEAD

This thread is terrible!

>>73
oh i did that when i was kid

Everybody who did the "little man dodging obstacles" thing or still does it is gamer scum and not an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Alan Turing and the Sussman agree.

>>77
fail faggotfag

>>78
Not an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

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