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Programming and Autism

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 21:29

I'm austistic, so what? I might not be able to eat my dinner if the peas touch the fish but I can program way better than any of you guys. It's like sitting in kindergarden every day talking to you lot, You just learn so slowly and you never fully understand anything. It's a fucking disgrace, I'm sick of it.. Intellectually It's been like this my whole life. I'm sure some of you can relate even though you're morons compared to me. Oh and by the way I just write a 15 line lisp program that's got a higher IQ than wolfram alpha.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 21:31

-∞/0

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 21:32

(Just FYI, it's 15 lines of my prolog-like language that I embedded in Lisp)

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 21:52

>>1
Eat your fucking dinner. The fish and peas are NOT poison. I spend so much time on that dinner and this is the thanks I get?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 22:03

lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 22:03

>>4
Shut up bitch and make me a sandwich.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 22:11

>>6
You have autism
You can't call me a bitch
You can't socialize
You will die alone
And a virgin
I'm sorry. =(

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 22:25

>>7
sudo shut up bitch and make me a sandwich

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 22:50

>>8
Man, I was scrolling quickly and saw >>6 and I was looking forward to making this response but you did it :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 23:00

>>4
mom?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 23:24

Yes, I am an autist. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my brain development disorder long ago and I am happy alone without a boyfriend (those are stupid anyway!). I have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of IRC and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and have sex with your partner while I watch ANIME on my pc.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 0:09

>>11

I'm an autist(artist with autism) too!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 0:49

fail

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 5:33

i think i may be a little on the autistic spectrum. but im not totally weird. i dislike most people and have never had a girlfriend out of choice lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 5:53

>>11
hahaha, i read that through the first time thinking you were an artist.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 6:14

but your a retard

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 6:18

Almost deleted my lisp
It happened just the other day
It's gettin kinda toy
I could have said it was in my way
But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly
Cause I feel like I owe it to someone

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 6:26

I once took an online autism test and scored dangerously in the "Severely Autistic" category. To be quite honest, I don't ``feel'' autistic. I have an average IQ, don't have a girlfriend (though I don't have trouble talking with girls / people one-on-one in general), and I definitely don't think I have any inate ability to solve puzzles or whatever ability the stereotypical autist has.

I do prefer to be by myself though, and I get slightly anxious in social situations, but then again, who doesn't, right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 6:27

>>18
non-autistic people don't

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 6:30

>>19
You're telling me you never once felt the slightest bit of unease in a new social setting?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 6:37

>>20
i didn't say i was non-autistic

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 6:42

>>21
...okay?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 6:45

>>22
SHUT UP AUTFAG

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 6:50

>>18
You mean that stupid wheel quiz-like thing? I scored normal on all aspects but "autistic" in ability.

Take that bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 6:57

Autism is a name given to a broad range of disorders at present. With each publication of DSM more and more diagnostic labels are added, to better accommodate those affected by this epidemic.

A person with traditional autism would not be posting on a forum without assistance, so I suggest that the diagnosis should not be misused by forum members, in an effort to speed things along, in getting these new diagnosis names into the mainstream.

In other words, don't say that you're autistic, unless you sit banging your head on the wall 15 hours out of the day.

That being said... I have PDD-NOS

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:03

Does it bother you that I am autistic unless I sit banging my head on the wall 15 hours out of the day?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:06

>>25
Are you proud to have a mild case of Autism? Not trying to be mean; I personally would be thrilled if I could be diagnosed with PDD. It would definitely explain some things...

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:07

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:09

>>26

Nothing bothers me, I lack that human flaw.  Some might say that I lack emotion, and I admit that I care little about most people, but to answer your question more completely..  do as you please, if using the autism label helps get you the attention that you crave, then do it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:12

>>27

Recognizing that I do have some weaknesses, I try not to look down on mortals.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:12

When did you first know that you lack emotion and you admit that you care little about most people?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:14

>>30
You sound more like a sociopath than an autist. Then again, perhaps the two aren't mutually exclusive

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:15

>>31  

I knew that I wasn't normal as long as I can remember, but it wasn't till I was 11, starting medical school, that I put 2 and 2 together.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:15

Why do you say sound might want to have this sociopath than an autist then again perhaps the two are not mutually exclusive?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:19

normal is a myth, we all have issues of varying degrees

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:21

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:28

>>32
>>34

Does thinking 7 billion people in the world is too many make me a sociopath... no.  Actively attempting to reduce that population would make me a sociopath.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:33

btw   peas touching the fish... wouldn't that fall into the obsessive compulsive disorder category?  again, not mutually exclusive, but also not a commonality among autistic persons.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:33

>>34
...What???

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:37

I have PDD-NOS
Cool label, bro. The NOS acronym nicely enforces how this is a joke of a medical term.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:41

>>40

My sentiments exactly.  You catch on quick.
The point I was making was that lumping all these different disorders into one broad diagnosis isn't helping, and that steps are being taken to create, and categorize better in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:45

I kinda like it when my peas (or other vegetables) line up, and attack the other foods on my plate.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:47

the only autistic person i've ever met was a complete retard.
therefore i know that all of them are. you are too, OP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:48

>>42
I sometimes put all my food, including peas on bread, and make a sammich.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:51

My IQ is over 9000, so I can't be retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:51

>>42
I sometimes eat all my food, including peas, with the same fork.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:51

i just a fried egg sandwich with grilled cheese in too. that makes me autismistic

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:52

>>45
you're IQ is seven?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:53

Does the fact that makes you autismistic explain anything else?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:53

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say I am iq is seven?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:54

I know a couple of ausmistisists who are really smart

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:55

>>49
It explains why I can't get a girlfriend, or at least that's what I tell people.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:56

>>52

you were born without hands?

I have two girlfriends

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:57

>>50
1. go to /b/.
2. write a post containing the numeral 7.
3. submit the post.
4. read the post.
5. ????
6. SATORI

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:57

Is it because you cannot get a girlfriend or at least that's what you tell people that you came to me?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:58

What makes you believe you have two girlfriends?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:59

Well I have three girlfriend.
I am just that cool?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:59

7 wordfilters to over 9000 on /b/

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:00

my girlfriends are twins, and they share everything

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:00

Is it because of your plans that you say your girlfriends are twins and they share everything?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:02

>>60
yes.
my plan to kill you in your sleep.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:02

>>60
my plans? what plans... do you mean YOUR blueprints for a girlfriend robot?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:04

Youtube girl is hawt, thanks dude

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:04

Do you really think my blueprints for a girlfriend robot?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:06

>>61
Did you watch a lot of crime and violence on television as a child?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:06

neurotypical people are riddled with flaws, and they are usually jealous of superior beings such as autistic people

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:06

why the hell are most of the people in this thread (or alternatively the only other guy in this thread; yes, that's you) posting without using quotes?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:07

Why do you say you are jealous?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:07

>>67
Please, try to answer that question yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:08

Autistic people can keep up with the action, and don't need those silly quotes to understand what is going on.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:08

it because i'm austinistic that i can't quote?
i answered it :D

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:09

Have you been certain you are austinistic that you cannot quote?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:10

ever since i was born i knew that i didn't how to bbcode or quote

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:11

When did you first know that you didn't how to bbcode or quote?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:11

>>67
I thought I was the only one posting in this thread; you mean there are others?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:12

when i was a child i wrote a story about camping.
when the teacher read the story to the class i realised that i had forgotten to write a paragraph in it. the story suddenly said "that is my hand", but it didn't make sense to anybody but me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:13

guise, can't we all just get a long?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:13

What makes you believe I mean there are others?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:14

but it wasn't your hand, it was simply a metaphor

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:14

Is it because of your sex life that you say you wrote a story about camping?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:15

Because we are not schizophrenic, that is a different disorder, a low functioning one

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:15

It doesn't matter to me that you believe that there are others, that is your prerogative.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:15

Does the fact that you are not schizophrenic that is a different disorder a low functioning one explain anything else?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:17

Is a sex-life very impotent to you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:17

it doesn't matter to me that you believe you are the goddamn batman, that is your prerogative.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:18

I have asked myself that question many times.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:18

my peas are spherical

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:18

I have asked that question to other people many times.
They slap me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:19

I can haz cheezburger nao?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:19

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say your peas are spherical?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:20

What makes you think you can haz cheezburger nao?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:21

After masturbation my armpits smell like cheezburger.
This is the truth, I never lie.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:21

since the dawn of existence peas have been spherical, your not special

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:21

Is it because of being raped by father that you want cheezburger for dark moods?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:22

not all cheezburgrs are spiritual

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:22

What would happen if the dawn of existence peas have been spherical my not special?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:23

Luke I am your father

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:23

india should declare war on america, they eat too much beef which is unspiritual to them

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:24

Possibly this is caused by the people you hang around with?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:24

were the planets made pea shaped for a reason?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:25

HA, that's where you are wrong.
I do not have any meat friends.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:25

divide by pea shape

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:25

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you are going through all this?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:26

I have no friends at all!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:26

i find it hard to eat peas.
they make me think of large green cockroach eyes

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:27

negative, I am a meat Popsicle.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:27

Is it because of hangups you have that you say you have no friends at all?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:27

tasty cockroach is tasty

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:28

no, it's the would-be friends who have the hangups

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:28

my friends were laughing, my mother said that people laugh at me.
so i stopped talking to them ever

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:28

at least you didn't kill them

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:29

your mother laughs too, when you aren't looking

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:30

Have you been hung up on my family?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:30

i tried to kill him, but he didn't fall when i slapped him so i ran away.
tv lies

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:31

Are you sorry he didn't fall when you slapped him so you ran away?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:32

No. Lukily my family does not have anything to hang the rope from.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:33

Have you been hung up on your family?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:33

i am never sorry.
why would it be sorry about lesser mortals?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:34

if you're autistic and you know it flap your hands
if you're autistic and you know it flap your hands
if you're autistic and you know it,
then your face will surely show it
if you're autistic and you know it flap your hands

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:35

superman never flappeds but he flies

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:35

Is it because of your life that you say you are not ever sorry?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:36

If I could feel sorry, i would feel sorry for you

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:38

Maybe your inhibitions have something to do with this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:39

sometimes peas have flaps

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:39

wtf is an inhibition?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:40

What makes you think sometimes peas have flaps?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:41

I've witnessed such flappages myself

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:42

Is it because of some problems at home that you say you have witnessed such flappages yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:43

Even if I had a home, I still wouldn't have problems there

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:44

Problems are illusionistic.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:44

Illusions can be problematic

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:44

Is it because of problems at school that you say problems are illusionistic?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:46

is being raped by your father what caused your problems at school?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:46

I could ask the same thing myself.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:46

some teachers don't rape

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:47

I had a teacher that didn't rape once.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:48

I once wrote a PERL that raped

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:48

Discuss your feelings about your sexual partner.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:49

my hand does not have feelings

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:50

she has five fingers, what more can I say

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:51

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you are going through all this?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:51

I can always count on her. 1 2 3 4 5

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:52

>>141

define "all of this"

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:52

Is it because of your life that you say you can always count on her?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:52

yes

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:53

if I were dead, it wouldn't matter

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:53

This is not a healthy way of thinking.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:54

you'd count on your dead hand?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:55

Are you satisfied with the fact that you, too, may die someday?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:56

some people say that thinking is not healthy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:56

Is it because of your hand that you say you can always want to be more like?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:57

Is the fact that thinking is not healthy the real reason?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:58

death is not really all that bad, you get reborn right away, and sometimes the next life is better than the one you have now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:59

so long as the peas don't grab my meat, i'm good

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 9:01

Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all this?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 9:02

i am not christianese, i do not believe in rebirth

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 9:04

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say you do not believe in rebirth?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 9:09

>>1-157
SPAWHBTC

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 9:09

OMG AUTISM SPAM BOT

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 9:10

What makes you believe omg autism spam bot?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 9:10

THIS THREAD IS A FUCKING TRAINWRECK.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 9:11

Tell me about your apprehensions toward your sexual partner.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 9:17

oh is it that emacs doctor?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 9:17

that was a fun thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 9:17

What the fuck is going on in this goddamn thread?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 9:20

>>165
A genuine aspie or EXPERT TROLL, ELIZA, and Markov chains.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 9:37

I have TURBO-NOS

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 9:40

ENTERPRISEQuality AUTISM

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 10:08

>>167
just kicked in yo

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 11:07

LOL AUTISM

i have it too . its not funny , not allways

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 12:07

Is it because of your sex life that you say you have it too?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 12:34

>>171
hacking anuses doesnt count as "sexlife" .

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 13:24

>>1
FrozenVoid?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 13:44

Is it because of your life that you say hacking anuses doesnt count as sexlife?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 14:08

Please stop making bad threads.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 15:53

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say stop making bad threads?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 16:27

>>36
proof that you can autistic and be dumb-as-FUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 16:27

>>177
that you can be autistic, i meant.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 17:19

>>177
nobody needed proof of it, it's a well known fact that 99% of autistics are morons..

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 18:44

>>179
proof that you can not autistic and be dumb-as-FUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 19:09

Please, avoid such unwholesome thoughts.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 1:44

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:16

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:28

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:01

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:12

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:19

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:19

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:32

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:22

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:29

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:30

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:28

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 8:37

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 5:30

thy will be done

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