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Programming and Autism

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 21:29

I'm austistic, so what? I might not be able to eat my dinner if the peas touch the fish but I can program way better than any of you guys. It's like sitting in kindergarden every day talking to you lot, You just learn so slowly and you never fully understand anything. It's a fucking disgrace, I'm sick of it.. Intellectually It's been like this my whole life. I'm sure some of you can relate even though you're morons compared to me. Oh and by the way I just write a 15 line lisp program that's got a higher IQ than wolfram alpha.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:41

>>40

My sentiments exactly.  You catch on quick.
The point I was making was that lumping all these different disorders into one broad diagnosis isn't helping, and that steps are being taken to create, and categorize better in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:45

I kinda like it when my peas (or other vegetables) line up, and attack the other foods on my plate.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:47

the only autistic person i've ever met was a complete retard.
therefore i know that all of them are. you are too, OP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:48

>>42
I sometimes put all my food, including peas on bread, and make a sammich.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:51

My IQ is over 9000, so I can't be retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:51

>>42
I sometimes eat all my food, including peas, with the same fork.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:51

i just a fried egg sandwich with grilled cheese in too. that makes me autismistic

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:52

>>45
you're IQ is seven?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:53

Does the fact that makes you autismistic explain anything else?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:53

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say I am iq is seven?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:54

I know a couple of ausmistisists who are really smart

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:55

>>49
It explains why I can't get a girlfriend, or at least that's what I tell people.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:56

>>52

you were born without hands?

I have two girlfriends

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:57

>>50
1. go to /b/.
2. write a post containing the numeral 7.
3. submit the post.
4. read the post.
5. ????
6. SATORI

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:57

Is it because you cannot get a girlfriend or at least that's what you tell people that you came to me?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:58

What makes you believe you have two girlfriends?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:59

Well I have three girlfriend.
I am just that cool?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 7:59

7 wordfilters to over 9000 on /b/

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:00

my girlfriends are twins, and they share everything

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:00

Is it because of your plans that you say your girlfriends are twins and they share everything?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:02

>>60
yes.
my plan to kill you in your sleep.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:02

>>60
my plans? what plans... do you mean YOUR blueprints for a girlfriend robot?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:04

Youtube girl is hawt, thanks dude

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:04

Do you really think my blueprints for a girlfriend robot?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:06

>>61
Did you watch a lot of crime and violence on television as a child?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:06

neurotypical people are riddled with flaws, and they are usually jealous of superior beings such as autistic people

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:06

why the hell are most of the people in this thread (or alternatively the only other guy in this thread; yes, that's you) posting without using quotes?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:07

Why do you say you are jealous?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:07

>>67
Please, try to answer that question yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:08

Autistic people can keep up with the action, and don't need those silly quotes to understand what is going on.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:08

it because i'm austinistic that i can't quote?
i answered it :D

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:09

Have you been certain you are austinistic that you cannot quote?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:10

ever since i was born i knew that i didn't how to bbcode or quote

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:11

When did you first know that you didn't how to bbcode or quote?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:11

>>67
I thought I was the only one posting in this thread; you mean there are others?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:12

when i was a child i wrote a story about camping.
when the teacher read the story to the class i realised that i had forgotten to write a paragraph in it. the story suddenly said "that is my hand", but it didn't make sense to anybody but me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:13

guise, can't we all just get a long?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:13

What makes you believe I mean there are others?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:14

but it wasn't your hand, it was simply a metaphor

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 8:14

Is it because of your sex life that you say you wrote a story about camping?

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