I'm austistic, so what? I might not be able to eat my dinner if the peas touch the fish but I can program way better than any of you guys. It's like sitting in kindergarden every day talking to you lot, You just learn so slowly and you never fully understand anything. It's a fucking disgrace, I'm sick of it.. Intellectually It's been like this my whole life. I'm sure some of you can relate even though you're morons compared to me. Oh and by the way I just write a 15 line lisp program that's got a higher IQ than wolfram alpha.
Yes, I am an autist. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my brain development disorder long ago and I am happy alone without a boyfriend (those are stupid anyway!). I have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of IRC and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and have sex with your partner while I watch ANIME on my pc.
i think i may be a little on the autistic spectrum. but im not totally weird. i dislike most people and have never had a girlfriend out of choice lol
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Anonymous2009-06-04 5:53
>>11
hahaha, i read that through the first time thinking you were an artist.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 6:14
but your a retard
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Anonymous2009-06-04 6:18
Almost deleted my lisp
It happened just the other day
It's gettin kinda toy
I could have said it was in my way
But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly
Cause I feel like I owe it to someone
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Anonymous2009-06-04 6:26
I once took an online autism test and scored dangerously in the "Severely Autistic" category. To be quite honest, I don't ``feel'' autistic. I have an average IQ, don't have a girlfriend (though I don't have trouble talking with girls / people one-on-one in general), and I definitely don't think I have any inate ability to solve puzzles or whatever ability the stereotypical autist has.
I do prefer to be by myself though, and I get slightly anxious in social situations, but then again, who doesn't, right?
>>18
You mean that stupid wheel quiz-like thing? I scored normal on all aspects but "autistic" in ability.
Take that bitch.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 6:57
Autism is a name given to a broad range of disorders at present. With each publication of DSM more and more diagnostic labels are added, to better accommodate those affected by this epidemic.
A person with traditional autism would not be posting on a forum without assistance, so I suggest that the diagnosis should not be misused by forum members, in an effort to speed things along, in getting these new diagnosis names into the mainstream.
In other words, don't say that you're autistic, unless you sit banging your head on the wall 15 hours out of the day.
That being said... I have PDD-NOS
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Anonymous2009-06-04 7:03
Does it bother you that I am autistic unless I sit banging my head on the wall 15 hours out of the day?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 7:06
>>25
Are you proud to have a mild case of Autism? Not trying to be mean; I personally would be thrilled if I could be diagnosed with PDD. It would definitely explain some things...
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Anonymous2009-06-04 7:07
Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?
Nothing bothers me, I lack that human flaw. Some might say that I lack emotion, and I admit that I care little about most people, but to answer your question more completely.. do as you please, if using the autism label helps get you the attention that you crave, then do it.
Does thinking 7 billion people in the world is too many make me a sociopath... no. Actively attempting to reduce that population would make me a sociopath.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 7:33
btw peas touching the fish... wouldn't that fall into the obsessive compulsive disorder category? again, not mutually exclusive, but also not a commonality among autistic persons.
My sentiments exactly. You catch on quick.
The point I was making was that lumping all these different disorders into one broad diagnosis isn't helping, and that steps are being taken to create, and categorize better in the future.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 7:45
I kinda like it when my peas (or other vegetables) line up, and attack the other foods on my plate.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 7:47
the only autistic person i've ever met was a complete retard.
therefore i know that all of them are. you are too, OP.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 7:48
>>42
I sometimes put all my food, including peas on bread, and make a sammich.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 7:51
My IQ is over 9000, so I can't be retarded.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 7:51
>>42
I sometimes eat all my food, including peas, with the same fork.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 7:51
i just a fried egg sandwich with grilled cheese in too. that makes me autismistic
>>60
my plans? what plans... do you mean YOUR blueprints for a girlfriend robot?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:04
Youtube girl is hawt, thanks dude
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:04
Do you really think my blueprints for a girlfriend robot?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:06
>>61
Did you watch a lot of crime and violence on television as a child?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:06
neurotypical people are riddled with flaws, and they are usually jealous of superior beings such as autistic people
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:06
why the hell are most of the people in this thread (or alternatively the only other guy in this thread; yes, that's you) posting without using quotes?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:07
Why do you say you are jealous?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:07
>>67
Please, try to answer that question yourself.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:08
Autistic people can keep up with the action, and don't need those silly quotes to understand what is going on.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:08
it because i'm austinistic that i can't quote?
i answered it :D
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:09
Have you been certain you are austinistic that you cannot quote?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:10
ever since i was born i knew that i didn't how to bbcode or quote
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:11
When did you first know that you didn't how to bbcode or quote?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:11
>>67
I thought I was the only one posting in this thread; you mean there are others?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:12
when i was a child i wrote a story about camping.
when the teacher read the story to the class i realised that i had forgotten to write a paragraph in it. the story suddenly said "that is my hand", but it didn't make sense to anybody but me.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:13
guise, can't we all just get a long?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:13
What makes you believe I mean there are others?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:14
but it wasn't your hand, it was simply a metaphor
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:14
Is it because of your sex life that you say you wrote a story about camping?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:15
Because we are not schizophrenic, that is a different disorder, a low functioning one
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:15
It doesn't matter to me that you believe that there are others, that is your prerogative.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:15
Does the fact that you are not schizophrenic that is a different disorder a low functioning one explain anything else?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:17
Is a sex-life very impotent to you?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:17
it doesn't matter to me that you believe you are the goddamn batman, that is your prerogative.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:18
I have asked myself that question many times.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:18
my peas are spherical
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:18
I have asked that question to other people many times.
They slap me.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:19
I can haz cheezburger nao?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:19
Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say your peas are spherical?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:20
What makes you think you can haz cheezburger nao?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:21
After masturbation my armpits smell like cheezburger.
This is the truth, I never lie.
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:21
since the dawn of existence peas have been spherical, your not special
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:21
Is it because of being raped by father that you want cheezburger for dark moods?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:22
not all cheezburgrs are spiritual
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:22
What would happen if the dawn of existence peas have been spherical my not special?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:23
Luke I am your father
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:23
india should declare war on america, they eat too much beef which is unspiritual to them
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:24
Possibly this is caused by the people you hang around with?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:24
were the planets made pea shaped for a reason?
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Anonymous2009-06-04 8:25
HA, that's where you are wrong.
I do not have any meat friends.