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West of House

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 8:28

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 8:33

#quit

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 8:42

Your score is 0 (total of 350 points), in 0 moves.
This gives you the rank of Beginner.
Do you wish to leave the game? (Y is affirmative)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 8:44

N

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 8:46

Ok.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 8:50

>>3

Y

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 8:50

W

Name: Forest 2008-09-09 8:52

>>7
This is a forest, with trees in all directions. To the east, there appears to be
sunlight.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 8:57

Go east.

Name: Forest Path 2008-09-09 9:03

This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south
here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of
the path.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 9:04

Climb tree.

Name: Up a Tree 2008-09-09 9:07

You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches. The
nearest branch above you is above your reach.
Beside you on the branch is a small bird's nest.
In the bird's nest is a large egg encrusted with precious jewels, apparently
scavenged by a childless songbird. The egg is covered with fine gold inlay, and
ornamented in lapis lazuli and mother-of-pearl. Unlike most eggs, this one is
hinged and closed with a delicate looking clasp. The egg appears extremely
fragile.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 9:11


Take egg.
Climb down.


I am kinda lost here. :( I guess I go back to the house. Since we went north and west I go south east?


Go south.
Go east.

Name: Behind House 2008-09-09 9:29


>take egg
Taken.

>climb down
(down the tree)
Forest Path
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.

>go south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.

>go east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.

Name: Behind House 2008-09-09 9:32


>take egg
Taken.

>climb down
(down the tree)
Forest Path
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.

>go south
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all
the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.

>go east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 9:38

xyzzy

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 9:41

>xyzzy
A hollow voice says "Fool."

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 9:55

open window

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 10:03

>open window
With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 10:03

repost this thread on SAoVQ

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 10:09

shine window

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 10:10

>shine window
I don't know the word "shine".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 10:26

read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 10:28

quit

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 10:31

>read sicp
I don't know the word "sicp".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 10:47

look

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 10:52

>look
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one
corner of the house there is a small window which is open.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 11:06

enter the Ron Penton's home

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 11:13

>enter the Ron Penton's home
I don't know the word "ron".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 11:16

I cast Dark Ritual

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 11:18

>i cast dark ritual
You used the word "cast" in a way that I don't understand.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 11:19

Perform Dark Ritual

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 11:21

>perform dark ritual
I don't know the word "perform".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 11:38

help

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 11:44

quit quit quit

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 11:48

^C^C^C^C^C

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 11:57

>>30
I enjoy this meme. Want to hit SAoVQ tonight together? ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 11:57

C-x C-c

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 12:06


Enter house through window.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 12:06

>help
I don't know the word "help".

>quit quit quit
You used the word "quit" in a way that I don't understand.

Name: Kitchen 2008-09-09 12:07

>enter house
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
A bottle is sitting on the table.
The glass bottle contains:
  A quantity of water

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 12:09


Take sack.
Put egg into sack.
Take bottle.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 12:11

>take sack
Taken.

>put egg into sack
The brown sack isn't open.

>take bottle
Taken.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 12:16

>open sack
Opening the brown sack reveals a lunch, and a clove of garlic.

>put egg into sack
There's no room.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 12:16


open sack.
put egg into sack.
close sack.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 12:17

>>44
Huh?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 12:19


Eat lunch.
put egg into sack.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 12:41

put on robe and wizard hat

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 12:44

>eat lunch
Thank you very much. It really hit the spot.

>put egg into sack
Done.

>put on robe and wizard hat
I don't know the word "robe".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 12:57

Go west.

Name: Living Room 2008-09-09 13:15

>go west
You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with
strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy
case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.
A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 13:19

Jump up grab the sword chop the door thats nailed shut burn the rug with the lantern leave

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 13:19

grab dick

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 13:20

Rock with your cock out.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 13:40


Take lantern.
Take sword.
Look at rug.
Look at wooden door.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 13:42

>Jump up grab the sword chop the door thats nailed shut burn the rug with the la
You used the word "grab" in a way that I don't understand.

>grab dick
I don't know the word "dick".

>rock with your cock out
I don't know the word "rock".

>take lantern
Taken.

>take sword
Taken.

>look at rug
There's nothing special about the carpet.

>look at wooden door
The engravings translate to "This space intentionally left blank."

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 13:47

Use sword on rug.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 13:49

Your parser sucks. Infocom did better in '84.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 13:51

>use sword on rug
I don't know the word "use".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 14:00

pull rug

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 14:04

masturbate on rug

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 14:04

>pull rug
With a great effort, the rug is moved to one side of the room, revealing the
dusty cover of a closed trap door.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 14:05

>masturbate on rug
I don't know the word "masturbate".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 14:07

Open the trap door
go down

Name: Cellar 2008-09-09 14:09

>open the trap door
The door reluctantly opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into
darkness.

>go down
You have moved into a dark place.
The trap door crashes shut, and you hear someone barring it.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Your sword is glowing with a faint blue glow.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 14:10

Use lamp

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 14:10

or turn on lamp

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 14:11

>turn on lamp
The brass lantern is now on.

Cellar
You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading north, and a
crawlway to the south. On the west is the bottom of a steep metal ramp which is
unclimbable.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 14:12

>hax anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 14:13

umm...
go south

Name: East of Chasm 2008-09-09 14:13

>hax anus
I don't know the word "hax".

>go south
East of Chasm
You are on the east edge of a chasm, the bottom of which cannot be seen. A
narrow passage goes north, and the path you are on continues to the east.
Your sword is no longer glowing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 14:14

go east

Name: Gallery 2008-09-09 14:15

>go east
Gallery
This is an art gallery. Most of the paintings have been stolen by vandals with
exceptional taste. The vandals left through either the north or west exits.
Fortunately, there is still one chance for you to be a vandal, for on the far
wall is a painting of unparalleled beauty.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 14:18

cut painting

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 14:20

>cut painting
(with the sword)
Your skillful swordsmanship slices the painting into innumerable slivers which
blow away.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:08

go north

Name: Studio 2008-09-09 15:11

>go north
Studio
This appears to have been an artist's studio. The walls and floors are
splattered with paints of 69 different colors. Strangely enough, nothing of
value is hanging here. At the south end of the room is an open door (also
covered with paint). A dark and narrow chimney leads up from a fireplace;
although you might be able to get up it, it seems unlikely you could get back
down.
Loosely attached to a wall is a small piece of paper.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:13

Take piece of paper.
Go south.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:13

Go south through the door.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:16

Oh an read paper or look at paper.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:16

>take piece of paper
Taken.

>go south
Gallery

>go south through the door
You used the word "south" in a way that I don't understand.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:23

Umm... where am I now?
Look around.

Name: Gallery 2008-09-09 15:25

>look around
This is an art gallery. Most of the paintings have been stolen by vandals with
exceptional taste. The vandals left through either the north or west exits.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:40

call sussman with cellphone

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:42

Go south.
Go west.
Go north.
Should be at start now.
Go north.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:42

>call sussman with cellphone
he says "read sicp" and hangs up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:43

>go south
You can't go that way.

>go west
East of Chasm

>go north
Cellar
Your sword is glowing with a faint blue glow.

Name: The Troll Room 2008-09-09 15:44

This is a small room with passages to the east and south and a forbidding hole
leading west. Bloodstains and deep scratches (perhaps made by an axe) mar the
walls.
A nasty-looking troll, brandishing a bloody axe, blocks all passages out of the
room.
Your sword has begun to glow very brightly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:49

Talk to troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:53

Polish sword.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:01

>>90
Poland doesn't have a weapons industry anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:05

>talk to troll
The troll isn't much of a conversationalist.
The troll pauses for a moment, perhaps thinking that you should re-read the
manual.

>polish sword
I don't know the word "polish".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:13

Take troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:13

>>91
lol

Name: Gallery 2008-09-09 16:15

>take troll
The troll spits in your face, grunting "Better luck next time" in a rather
barbarous accent.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:16

Attack troll with sword.
Kill troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:20

Name troll Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:22

>attack troll with sword
Your sword crashes down, knocking the troll into dreamland.

>kill troll
(with the sword)
The unarmed troll cannot defend himself: He dies.
Almost as soon as the troll breathes his last breath, a cloud of sinister black
fog envelops him, and when the fog lifts, the carcass has disappeared.
Your sword is no longer glowing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:24

Go east.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:36

call abelson with cellphone

Name: East-West Passage 2008-09-09 16:48

>go east
East-West Passage
This is a narrow east-west passageway. There is a narrow stairway leading down
at the north end of the room.

>call abelson with cellphone
You hear him moaning "Yes Leah! Harder!" and hang up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:51

pull out dick

Name: East-West Passage 2008-09-09 16:52


>pull out dick
You unzip your pants and pull out your penis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:52

go north

Name: Chasm 2008-09-09 16:55

>go north
Chasm
A chasm runs southwest to northeast and the path follows it. You are on the
south side of the chasm, where a crack opens into a passage.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:02

go north

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:12

>go north
You can't go that way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:16

Go west.
Go west.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:24

>go west
You can't go that way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:26

Go south.
Go west.
Go west.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:27

zip up pants

Name: North-South Passage 2008-09-09 17:36

>go south
North-South Passage
This is a high north-south passage, which forks to the northeast.

>go west
You can't go that way.

>zip up pants
You clamp your penis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:45

>>112
Sorry, you are not OP.
Troll room -> go east
East West Passage -> go north
Chasm

So to go back I went
South and west and should be in the troll room.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:54

call ambulance with cellphone

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 18:00

>go east
You can't go that way.

>go north
Chasm

>go south
North-South Passage

>go west
You can't go that way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 18:11

Use penis on anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 18:20

>repeat meme ad nauseum
blah blah

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 18:23


>use penus on anus
You stick your penis into your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 19:03

leave the fucking game

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 19:03

up up down down left right left right B A

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 19:06

SELECT START

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 20:30

Interesting, I'll write an automated thread-replier for something like this.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 21:12

^Z
[1]+  Stopped                prog
$ killall -9 prog
[1]+  Killed                 prog
$

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 0:31


hints on

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 2:17

>hints on
bash: hints: command not found
$

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 2:59

$ shutdown -h

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 3:15

inventory

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 9:20

go south
go south
go south
go south
go south
go south
go south
go south

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 10:16

>>128
I quit'd some time yesterday evening.

Play again? (y/n)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 10:28

$ shutdown -h
shutdown: you must be root to do that!
$ inventory
bash: inventory: command not found
$ go south
bash: go: command not found
$ go south
bash: go: command not found
$ go south
bash: go: command not found
$ go south
bash: go: command not found
$ go south
bash: go: command not found
$ go south
bash: go: command not found
$ go south
bash: go: command not found
$ go south
bash: go: command not found
$

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 10:33

host `hostname`
whoami
passwd
idiot

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 10:39

asdf@localh0rst ~ $ host `hostname`
Host localh0rst not found: 3(NXDOMAIN)
asdf@localh0rst ~ $ whoami
asdf
asdf@localh0rst ~ $ passwd
Changing password for asdf.
(current) UNIX password:
passwd: Authentication token manipulation error
passwd: password unchanged

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 10:51

rm -fr ~/*
sudo rm -fr /*

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 11:00

asdf@localh0rst ~ $ rm -fr ~/*
bash: Permission denied
asdf@localh0rst ~ $ sudo rm -fr /*
sudo: This is not ubuntu, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 11:08

>>134
You don't have permission to delete your own files? What is this, your mom's computer?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 11:09

>>135
I know chmod()

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 11:15

>>134
>sudo: This is not ubuntu, faggot.
#lol

yes > /dev/null

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 11:18

Why am I raging at >>134 writing -fr instead of -rf?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 11:22

>>138
i dunno, cos it's still valid, plus it's in correct alphanumerical order

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 11:31

██__█▌
[░cdr>▒▒)
██¯¯█▌

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 12:11

>>129
Y

Name: Bedroom 2008-09-10 12:41

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it
would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 13:02

get up
turn on light

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 13:18


go to bookshelf
grab SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 13:33

>get up
Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways
a little.

>turn on light
Good start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The
light is now on.

Bedroom
The bedroom is a mess.
It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a
washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with
the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone.
There is a flathead screwdriver here.
There is a toothbrush here.

>go to bookshelf
I don't know the word "bookshelf".

>grab SICP
I don't know the word "sicp".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 14:36

inventory

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 14:54

>inventory
You have:
  a splitting headache
  no tea

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 15:02

>drop no tea
Your common sense tells you that you can't do that.

:(

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 15:05

open curtains

Fucking awesome game, by the way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 15:06

wash window

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 15:10

drink window cleanser

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 15:17

take gown
put on gown
open pocket
take analgesic
take all
brush teeth
s
read mail
s

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 15:19

>i
You have:
a Ron Penton Coin
a Coffee mug
some data structures
a copy of SICP
>e
You enter Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is a strong smell of smegma in the room.
>l
You are in Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. You see Ron Penton.
>put coin in Ron Penton
You put the coin in the Ron Penton. Ron Penton notices your data structures and starts peeing in your coffee mug.
>run
You cannot run. Ron Penton is filling the mug.
>PLUGH
You cannot PLUGH. Ron Penton has filled the mug and is staring at your asshole suggestively.
>throw data structures at Ron
You throw several STL structures at Ron Penton. Ron Penton is nonplussed.
>w
You try to go back but shitty collision detection prevents you from doing so. Ron Penton is approaching and licking his LIPS.
>read SICP
You start conjuring the spirits of the computer with your spells. Ron Penton twitches around.
>read SICP
Ron Penton's head has inflated by approximately 350%.
>read SICP
Ron Penton explodes. His guts are all over the wall.
>z
You rest.
>w
Now that the problem has been solved, you start heading back and take a sip from your mug on the way. OH SUSM-

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 15:31

>inventory
You have:
your job
two problems
sicp, hardcover, 1st edition
anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 15:31

>>152
Excuse me, do I know you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 15:36

enjoy job

Name: Front of House 2008-09-10 16:25

>open curtains
As you part your curtains you see that it's a bright morning, the sun is
shining, the birds are singing, the meadows are blooming, and a large yellow
bulldozer is advancing on your home.

>wash window
It is now much cleaner.

>drink window cleaner
I don't know the word "cleaner".

>take gown
Luckily, this is large enough for you to get hold of. You notice something in
the pocket.

>put on gown
You are now wearing your gown.
>open pocket
Opening your gown reveals a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what
it is, a buffered analgesic, and pocket fluff.

>take analgesic
You swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and
behave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes.

>take all
telephone: You pick up the receiver. A moment later, the dialing tone is
suddenly cut off. Glancing through the window you can't help but notice the
large old oak tree of which you are particularly fond crashing down through the
phone cable.
flathead screwdriver: Taken.
toothbrush: As you pick up the toothbrush a tree outside the window collapses.
There is no causal relationship between these two events. Shouldn't you be
taking more interest in events in the world around you? While you've got it...?

>brush teeth
(with the toothbrush)
Congratulations on your fine dental hygiene.

>s
You rush down the stairs in panic.

Front Porch
This is the enclosed front porch of your home. Your front garden lies to the
south, and you can re-enter your home to the north.
On the doormat is a pile of junk mail.

>read mail
There are many pieces of mail. Most are from some computer company called
Infocom which wants you to buy their games. Hidden underneath is an official
letter from the local council, dated some two years ago and inexplicably not
delivered till now, explaining that a demolition order has been served on your
home. The date of demolition is today's date.

>s
Front of House
You can enter your home to the north. A path leads around it to the northeast
and northwest, and a country lane is visible to the south. All that lies between
your home and the huge yellow bulldozer bearing down on it is a few yards of
mud.

Mr. Prosser, from the local council, is standing on the other side of the
bulldozer. He seems to be wearing a digital watch. He looks startled to see you
emerge, and yells at you to get out of the way.
The bulldozer rumbles slowly toward your home.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 16:38

summon-progsnake

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 16:49

>summon-progsnake
I don't know the word "summon-progsnake".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:19

take bulldozer

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:20

unzip pants

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:31

>take bulldozer
What a concept.
The bulldozer rumbles slowly toward your home.

>unzip pants
I don't know the word "unzip".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:35

import os,re

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:40

masturbate

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:42


>masturbate
You masturbate furiously in front of the buldozer.
The driver looks horny at your erected penis.
The bulldozer stops.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:44


>import os,re
I don't know the word "import".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:46

>import os, re
I don't know the word "import".

>masturbate
I don't know the word "masturbate".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:47

ejaculate into driver's face

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:47

>>167
fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:56

>ejaculate into driver's face
I don't know the word "ejaculate".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 18:19


>ejaculate into driver's face
You ejaculate into the driver's face. The driver looks at you with a smile. He unzips his pants and shows you the biggest dick you have ever seen. He slaps you with his giant dong and yells: "Suck it, my bitch!"
What do you do?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 18:20

>hax his anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 18:27


>hax his anus
You are trying to get behind the driver, armed with your fist ready to insert into his anus. But the driver is a tough and muscled guy. His steel-like grasp makes you unable to move. Slowly he brings you on your knees. His penis is growing, getting bigger and bigger. Finally, it achieved his final form. A hulking beast you never saw before while watching hours after hours of gay porn. He begins to advance unto your mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 19:02

call sussman with cellphone

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 19:16


>call sussman with cellphone
I can't do that in a situation like this. The tip of the drivers penis is now in my mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 19:22

call sussman with cellphone with other hand

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 19:57


>call sussman with cellphone with other hand
I can't do that in a situation like this. The tip of the drivers penis is now in my mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 20:05

bite off penis
curse sussman
throw sicp at driver

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 20:53

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 23:37

ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 6:14

>bite off penis
It is as hard as steel and you can't force your teeth throuth it.
The penis makes its way down your throat.
Your blood's oxygen saturation drops dramatically

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 6:26

This thread is heading steadily into a BAD END direction.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 7:14

grab dick

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 7:22

>grab dick
Oh, no!  You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking /prog/snake!

   ****  This thread has ended peacefully  ****

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 8:14

Nice boat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 9:38


>grab dick
You firmly grab his dick. Slowly rubbing it. You increase the speed and now, you furiously rub it. Sucking the long dick with rage. Finally, after what feels like an eternity, the driver cums in your mouth and you gladly drink all his cum. The driver sinks to the ground unconsciously. This was probably his first sex in days, looking at the huge amount of cum you drank.
You look around. Mr. Prosser, from the local council, seems gone. To the south is your house. To the north is the street and the house of the Barg family. You catch a glimpse of their 10 year old daughter as she runs past a window. To the west is an empty parcel. You see two dogs sniffing at each other and licking the others anus. To the east is your neighbor Daniel Roggen with his beautiful, young wife Roseann.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 9:49

Rape Dog with 10-year old

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 10:02


>Rape Dog with 10-year old
You can't do that now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 10:03

>kill daniel roggen and fuck his corpse

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 10:11


>kill daniel roggen and fuck his corpse
Please use less complex commands. I am not a complex AI. Please read the beginning of this thread to see how this game plays.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 10:21

>become an hero

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 10:30

>become an hero
You get bitten by an irradiated
/prog/snake and gain the super power
of the lambda calculus

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 10:31

>int n=191
>while n>0 do command n; n--

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 11:07

>fuck sanya now

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 11:25

>read SCIP
>receive bacon

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 12:13


>become an hero
Makes no sense.
>fuck sanya now
I don't know any sanya.
>read SCIP
That book is in my house.
>receive bacon
Bacon is in my house.

To the south is your house. To the north is the street and the house of the Barg family. You catch a glimpse of their 10 year old daughter as she runs past a window. To the west is an empty parcel. You see two dogs sniffing at each other and licking the others anus. To the east is your neighbor Daniel Roggen with his beautiful, young wife Roseann.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 12:48

>hax 10-year old's anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 13:07


>hax 10-year old's anus
She is currently out of reach.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 13:07

go north

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 17:20


>go north
You are standing in the middle of the street. To the north of the house of the Bargs.
You hear the roaring of a fast car. You look around and see a car driving very fast towards you. A black man seems absent minded inside the car with a lot of smoke. He doesn't notice you on the street.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 17:25

>lay in street
>read sicp

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 17:48

call sussman with cellphone

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 17:54


>lay in street
As you lay in the street the black man sees you in the last second and hit the breaks. 10cm before you the car stops. The black man jumps out of the car and runs to you.
"Yo, man, are you hurt?"

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 17:55

>ask about satori

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 18:05


>ask about satori
The man looks puzzled at you.
"Yo, no clue what you talking about. Wanna go to KFC with me? I pay."

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 18:09

>decline
>reiterate question

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 18:18


>decline
>reiterate question
"You are fucked up in the head, man. I be going."
The black man turnes around, showing his back to you and slowly begins to walk to his car.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 18:25

>trip man from behind
>steal car

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 18:37

make me a sandwich

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 18:45

sudo make me a sandwich

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 18:59


>trip man from behind
The man fells hard on his head. You hear a quiet "Ouch!" and then the man lies still. Some blood appears on the street around the man's head.

>steal car
You don't have any keys.

>make me a sandwich
You are not in the kitchen.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 19:04


You are standing in the middle of the street. A dead or unconscious black man lies before you and his car is there. To the south is your house. To the north is the house of the Barg family. You catch a glimpse of their 10 year old daughter as she runs past a window. To the south-west is an empty parcel. You see two dogs sniffing at each other and licking the others anus. To the south-east is the house of your neighbor Daniel Roggen with his beautiful, young wife Roseann.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 19:10

>rape corpse

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 19:12

>turn car into cudder

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 20:01

call seymour cray with cellphone

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 5:01

>look for keys

Seriously, where the fuck could they be?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 6:04

open nigger
get keys from nigger
steal car
n
rape *barg's kid*

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 6:27

look around.]

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 8:43


>rape corpse
You pull down the trousers and pants from the black man. You notice, he isn't dead, just unconscious. As you insert your penis into his ass, you feel, like you are being watched. You look around but notice nothing. This feeling makes so so horny, you cum a minute after bumping that man.
After you are done, you look down and see shit, semen and blood on your penis.

>turn car into cudder
You don't know how.

>call seymour cray with cellphone
You don't know the number.

>look for keys
As you search through the man you find:
Cellphone, purse, his keys and 3 condoms.

>look around.]
You are standing in the middle of the street. A unconscious black man lies before you and his car is there. The man begins to groan and moan. He will get up soon. To the south is your house. To the north is the house of the Barg family. You catch a glimpse of their 10 year old daughter as she runs past a window. To the south-west is an empty parcel. You see two dogs sniffing at each other and licking the others anus. To the south-east is the house of your neighbor Daniel Roggen with his beautiful, young wife Roseann.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 9:31

>take keys
>start car
>drive car over man

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 9:45

>fuck sanya now
I don't know any sanya.


wtf???

ok


>load sw
>load sw.sanya
>fuck sanya


(yeah, the load command was implemented 9000 years ago, and the sw+sw.sanya toolkit exist!)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 9:46


>take keys
You already have his keys.

>start car
You open the car, sit down and use the keys to start the car.

>drive car over man
You drive over the man. The man screams so loud, you never heard a something like that. After the rearwheels drive over the man, the scream stops.

You are sitting in a car in the middle of the street. A dead, bloody black man lies behind you. To the south is your house. To the north is the house of the Barg family who is watching you through a window. To the south-west is an empty parcel. You see two dogs sniffing at each other and licking the others anus. To the south-east is the house of your neighbor Daniel Roggen with his beautiful, young wife Roseann who are standing in front of the front door. Roseann is using a phone but you don't know with whom he speaks. Probably 911.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 9:47


Bugfix:
whom she* speaks.
who are* watching you

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 10:44

>wave to Roseann
>wave to Daniel
>drive east

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 10:47

>;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 11:10


>wave to Roseann

You wave to Roseann. She nervously waves back.

>wave to Daniel

You wave to Daniel who ignores you and holds Roseann in his arms to protect her.

>drive east

You drive to the east.
You are now at a cross.
To the west is back to your house.
To the north is a Megamart, the church, a casino and several shops.
The east has the police station, the hospital, a gunshop and a garage.
To the south is the kindergarten, home for the elderly and the freaking big shoping center.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 12:02

>drive north
>open glove compartment
>take gun

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 13:05

the syntax highlighting for the tag only highlights very general keywords + strings. so, is there a language for which BBCode highlits [i]nothing[/i]?

nb4[spoiler]brainfuck[/spoiler]
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Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 13:05

>>228
wrong thread.

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKK!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 14:07

http://rapidshare.com/files/144731740/infocom.tar.gz

Planetfall, Zork0, Zork1, Zork2, Zork3, Beyond Zork, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Enjoy. Also, more!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 14:20

>>230
Illegal, I presume?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 14:25

>>231
70s Abandonware. Like EMACS

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 14:31

If you don't mind playing flash games there's a version at http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/game_nolan.shtml (in fact, it even has graphics)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 15:00

>>232
If only they would abandon emacs *sigh

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 15:13

>>234
*

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 8:20

If only emacsfags would ababdon /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 8:32

>>236
emacsfags
back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 10:19

Anybody still wants to play?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 5:58

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 1:45

Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 10:29

open door

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