You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
Name:
Kitchen2008-09-09 12:07
>enter house
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east
is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
A bottle is sitting on the table.
The glass bottle contains:
A quantity of water
>eat lunch
Thank you very much. It really hit the spot.
>put egg into sack
Done.
>put on robe and wizard hat
I don't know the word "robe".
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 12:57
Go west.
Name:
Living Room 2008-09-09 13:15
>go west
You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with
strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy
case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.
A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 13:19
Jump up grab the sword chop the door thats nailed shut burn the rug with the lantern leave
Take lantern.
Take sword.
Look at rug.
Look at wooden door.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 13:42
>Jump up grab the sword chop the door thats nailed shut burn the rug with the la
You used the word "grab" in a way that I don't understand.
>grab dick
I don't know the word "dick".
>rock with your cock out
I don't know the word "rock".
>take lantern
Taken.
>take sword
Taken.
>look at rug
There's nothing special about the carpet.
>look at wooden door
The engravings translate to "This space intentionally left blank."
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 13:47
Use sword on rug.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 13:49
Your parser sucks. Infocom did better in '84.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 13:51
>use sword on rug
I don't know the word "use".
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 14:00
pull rug
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 14:04
masturbate on rug
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 14:04
>pull rug
With a great effort, the rug is moved to one side of the room, revealing the
dusty cover of a closed trap door.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 14:05
>masturbate on rug
I don't know the word "masturbate".
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 14:07
Open the trap door
go down
Name:
Cellar2008-09-09 14:09
>open the trap door
The door reluctantly opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into
darkness.
>go down
You have moved into a dark place.
The trap door crashes shut, and you hear someone barring it.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Your sword is glowing with a faint blue glow.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 14:10
Use lamp
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 14:10
or turn on lamp
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 14:11
>turn on lamp
The brass lantern is now on.
Cellar
You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading north, and a
crawlway to the south. On the west is the bottom of a steep metal ramp which is
unclimbable.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 14:12
>hax anus
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 14:13
umm...
go south
Name:
East of Chasm2008-09-09 14:13
>hax anus
I don't know the word "hax".
>go south
East of Chasm
You are on the east edge of a chasm, the bottom of which cannot be seen. A
narrow passage goes north, and the path you are on continues to the east.
Your sword is no longer glowing.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 14:14
go east
Name:
Gallery2008-09-09 14:15
>go east
Gallery
This is an art gallery. Most of the paintings have been stolen by vandals with
exceptional taste. The vandals left through either the north or west exits.
Fortunately, there is still one chance for you to be a vandal, for on the far
wall is a painting of unparalleled beauty.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 14:18
cut painting
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 14:20
>cut painting
(with the sword)
Your skillful swordsmanship slices the painting into innumerable slivers which
blow away.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 15:08
go north
Name:
Studio2008-09-09 15:11
>go north
Studio
This appears to have been an artist's studio. The walls and floors are
splattered with paints of 69 different colors. Strangely enough, nothing of
value is hanging here. At the south end of the room is an open door (also
covered with paint). A dark and narrow chimney leads up from a fireplace;
although you might be able to get up it, it seems unlikely you could get back
down.
Loosely attached to a wall is a small piece of paper.