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West of House

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 8:28

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:20

unzip pants

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:31

>take bulldozer
What a concept.
The bulldozer rumbles slowly toward your home.

>unzip pants
I don't know the word "unzip".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:35

import os,re

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:40

masturbate

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:42


>masturbate
You masturbate furiously in front of the buldozer.
The driver looks horny at your erected penis.
The bulldozer stops.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:44


>import os,re
I don't know the word "import".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:46

>import os, re
I don't know the word "import".

>masturbate
I don't know the word "masturbate".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:47

ejaculate into driver's face

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:47

>>167
fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 17:56

>ejaculate into driver's face
I don't know the word "ejaculate".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 18:19


>ejaculate into driver's face
You ejaculate into the driver's face. The driver looks at you with a smile. He unzips his pants and shows you the biggest dick you have ever seen. He slaps you with his giant dong and yells: "Suck it, my bitch!"
What do you do?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 18:20

>hax his anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 18:27


>hax his anus
You are trying to get behind the driver, armed with your fist ready to insert into his anus. But the driver is a tough and muscled guy. His steel-like grasp makes you unable to move. Slowly he brings you on your knees. His penis is growing, getting bigger and bigger. Finally, it achieved his final form. A hulking beast you never saw before while watching hours after hours of gay porn. He begins to advance unto your mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 19:02

call sussman with cellphone

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 19:16


>call sussman with cellphone
I can't do that in a situation like this. The tip of the drivers penis is now in my mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 19:22

call sussman with cellphone with other hand

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 19:57


>call sussman with cellphone with other hand
I can't do that in a situation like this. The tip of the drivers penis is now in my mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 20:05

bite off penis
curse sussman
throw sicp at driver

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 20:53

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 23:37

ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 6:14

>bite off penis
It is as hard as steel and you can't force your teeth throuth it.
The penis makes its way down your throat.
Your blood's oxygen saturation drops dramatically

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 6:26

This thread is heading steadily into a BAD END direction.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 7:14

grab dick

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 7:22

>grab dick
Oh, no!  You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking /prog/snake!

   ****  This thread has ended peacefully  ****

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 8:14

Nice boat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 9:38


>grab dick
You firmly grab his dick. Slowly rubbing it. You increase the speed and now, you furiously rub it. Sucking the long dick with rage. Finally, after what feels like an eternity, the driver cums in your mouth and you gladly drink all his cum. The driver sinks to the ground unconsciously. This was probably his first sex in days, looking at the huge amount of cum you drank.
You look around. Mr. Prosser, from the local council, seems gone. To the south is your house. To the north is the street and the house of the Barg family. You catch a glimpse of their 10 year old daughter as she runs past a window. To the west is an empty parcel. You see two dogs sniffing at each other and licking the others anus. To the east is your neighbor Daniel Roggen with his beautiful, young wife Roseann.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 9:49

Rape Dog with 10-year old

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 10:02


>Rape Dog with 10-year old
You can't do that now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 10:03

>kill daniel roggen and fuck his corpse

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 10:11


>kill daniel roggen and fuck his corpse
Please use less complex commands. I am not a complex AI. Please read the beginning of this thread to see how this game plays.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 10:21

>become an hero

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 10:30

>become an hero
You get bitten by an irradiated
/prog/snake and gain the super power
of the lambda calculus

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 10:31

>int n=191
>while n>0 do command n; n--

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 11:07

>fuck sanya now

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 11:25

>read SCIP
>receive bacon

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 12:13


>become an hero
Makes no sense.
>fuck sanya now
I don't know any sanya.
>read SCIP
That book is in my house.
>receive bacon
Bacon is in my house.

To the south is your house. To the north is the street and the house of the Barg family. You catch a glimpse of their 10 year old daughter as she runs past a window. To the west is an empty parcel. You see two dogs sniffing at each other and licking the others anus. To the east is your neighbor Daniel Roggen with his beautiful, young wife Roseann.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 12:48

>hax 10-year old's anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 13:07


>hax 10-year old's anus
She is currently out of reach.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 13:07

go north

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 17:20


>go north
You are standing in the middle of the street. To the north of the house of the Bargs.
You hear the roaring of a fast car. You look around and see a car driving very fast towards you. A black man seems absent minded inside the car with a lot of smoke. He doesn't notice you on the street.

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