>ejaculate into driver's face
I don't know the word "ejaculate".
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Anonymous2008-09-10 18:19
>ejaculate into driver's face
You ejaculate into the driver's face. The driver looks at you with a smile. He unzips his pants and shows you the biggest dick you have ever seen. He slaps you with his giant dong and yells: "Suck it, my bitch!"
What do you do?
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Anonymous2008-09-10 18:20
>hax his anus
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Anonymous2008-09-10 18:27
>hax his anus
You are trying to get behind the driver, armed with your fist ready to insert into his anus. But the driver is a tough and muscled guy. His steel-like grasp makes you unable to move. Slowly he brings you on your knees. His penis is growing, getting bigger and bigger. Finally, it achieved his final form. A hulking beast you never saw before while watching hours after hours of gay porn. He begins to advance unto your mouth.
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Anonymous2008-09-10 19:02
call sussman with cellphone
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Anonymous2008-09-10 19:16
>call sussman with cellphone
I can't do that in a situation like this. The tip of the drivers penis is now in my mouth.
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Anonymous2008-09-10 19:22
call sussman with cellphone with other hand
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Anonymous2008-09-10 19:57
>call sussman with cellphone with other hand
I can't do that in a situation like this. The tip of the drivers penis is now in my mouth.
>bite off penis
It is as hard as steel and you can't force your teeth throuth it.
The penis makes its way down your throat.
Your blood's oxygen saturation drops dramatically
>grab dick
You firmly grab his dick. Slowly rubbing it. You increase the speed and now, you furiously rub it. Sucking the long dick with rage. Finally, after what feels like an eternity, the driver cums in your mouth and you gladly drink all his cum. The driver sinks to the ground unconsciously. This was probably his first sex in days, looking at the huge amount of cum you drank.
You look around. Mr. Prosser, from the local council, seems gone. To the south is your house. To the north is the street and the house of the Barg family. You catch a glimpse of their 10 year old daughter as she runs past a window. To the west is an empty parcel. You see two dogs sniffing at each other and licking the others anus. To the east is your neighbor Daniel Roggen with his beautiful, young wife Roseann.
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Anonymous2008-09-11 9:49
Rape Dog with 10-year old
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Anonymous2008-09-11 10:02
>Rape Dog with 10-year old
You can't do that now.
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Anonymous2008-09-11 10:03
>kill daniel roggen and fuck his corpse
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Anonymous2008-09-11 10:11
>kill daniel roggen and fuck his corpse
Please use less complex commands. I am not a complex AI. Please read the beginning of this thread to see how this game plays.
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Anonymous2008-09-11 10:21
>become an hero
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Anonymous2008-09-11 10:30
>become an hero
You get bitten by an irradiated/prog/snake and gain the super power
of the lambda calculus
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Anonymous2008-09-11 10:31
>int n=191
>while n>0 do command n; n--
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Anonymous2008-09-11 11:07
>fuck sanya now
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Anonymous2008-09-11 11:25
>read SCIP
>receive bacon
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Anonymous2008-09-11 12:13
>become an hero
Makes no sense.
>fuck sanya now
I don't know any sanya.
>read SCIP
That book is in my house.
>receive bacon
Bacon is in my house.
To the south is your house. To the north is the street and the house of the Barg family. You catch a glimpse of their 10 year old daughter as she runs past a window. To the west is an empty parcel. You see two dogs sniffing at each other and licking the others anus. To the east is your neighbor Daniel Roggen with his beautiful, young wife Roseann.
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Anonymous2008-09-11 12:48
>hax 10-year old's anus
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Anonymous2008-09-11 13:07
>hax 10-year old's anus
She is currently out of reach.
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Anonymous2008-09-11 13:07
go north
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Anonymous2008-09-11 17:20
>go north
You are standing in the middle of the street. To the north of the house of the Bargs.
You hear the roaring of a fast car. You look around and see a car driving very fast towards you. A black man seems absent minded inside the car with a lot of smoke. He doesn't notice you on the street.