You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
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Anonymous2008-09-11 17:25
>lay in street
>read sicp
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Anonymous2008-09-11 17:48
call sussman with cellphone
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Anonymous2008-09-11 17:54
>lay in street
As you lay in the street the black man sees you in the last second and hit the breaks. 10cm before you the car stops. The black man jumps out of the car and runs to you.
"Yo, man, are you hurt?"
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Anonymous2008-09-11 17:55
>ask about satori
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Anonymous2008-09-11 18:05
>ask about satori
The man looks puzzled at you.
"Yo, no clue what you talking about. Wanna go to KFC with me? I pay."
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Anonymous2008-09-11 18:09
>decline
>reiterate question
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Anonymous2008-09-11 18:18
>decline
>reiterate question
"You are fucked up in the head, man. I be going."
The black man turnes around, showing his back to you and slowly begins to walk to his car.
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Anonymous2008-09-11 18:25
>trip man from behind
>steal car
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Anonymous2008-09-11 18:37
make me a sandwich
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Anonymous2008-09-11 18:45
sudo make me a sandwich
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Anonymous2008-09-11 18:59
>trip man from behind
The man fells hard on his head. You hear a quiet "Ouch!" and then the man lies still. Some blood appears on the street around the man's head.
>steal car
You don't have any keys.
>make me a sandwich
You are not in the kitchen.
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Anonymous2008-09-11 19:04
You are standing in the middle of the street. A dead or unconscious black man lies before you and his car is there. To the south is your house. To the north is the house of the Barg family. You catch a glimpse of their 10 year old daughter as she runs past a window. To the south-west is an empty parcel. You see two dogs sniffing at each other and licking the others anus. To the south-east is the house of your neighbor Daniel Roggen with his beautiful, young wife Roseann.
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Anonymous2008-09-11 19:10
>rape corpse
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Anonymous2008-09-11 19:12
>turn car into cudder
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Anonymous2008-09-11 20:01
call seymour cray with cellphone
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Anonymous2008-09-12 5:01
>look for keys
Seriously, where the fuck could they be?
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Anonymous2008-09-12 6:04
open nigger
get keys from nigger
steal car
n
rape *barg's kid*
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Anonymous2008-09-12 6:27
look around.]
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Anonymous2008-09-12 8:43
>rape corpse
You pull down the trousers and pants from the black man. You notice, he isn't dead, just unconscious. As you insert your penis into his ass, you feel, like you are being watched. You look around but notice nothing. This feeling makes so so horny, you cum a minute after bumping that man.
After you are done, you look down and see shit, semen and blood on your penis.
>turn car into cudder
You don't know how.
>call seymour cray with cellphone
You don't know the number.
>look for keys
As you search through the man you find:
Cellphone, purse, his keys and 3 condoms.
>look around.]
You are standing in the middle of the street. A unconscious black man lies before you and his car is there. The man begins to groan and moan. He will get up soon. To the south is your house. To the north is the house of the Barg family. You catch a glimpse of their 10 year old daughter as she runs past a window. To the south-west is an empty parcel. You see two dogs sniffing at each other and licking the others anus. To the south-east is the house of your neighbor Daniel Roggen with his beautiful, young wife Roseann.
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Anonymous2008-09-12 9:31
>take keys
>start car
>drive car over man
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Anonymous2008-09-12 9:45
>fuck sanya now
I don't know any sanya.
wtf???
ok
>load sw
>load sw.sanya
>fuck sanya
(yeah, the load command was implemented 9000 years ago, and the sw+sw.sanya toolkit exist!)
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Anonymous2008-09-12 9:46
>take keys
You already have his keys.
>start car
You open the car, sit down and use the keys to start the car.
>drive car over man
You drive over the man. The man screams so loud, you never heard a something like that. After the rearwheels drive over the man, the scream stops.
You are sitting in a car in the middle of the street. A dead, bloody black man lies behind you. To the south is your house. To the north is the house of the Barg family who is watching you through a window. To the south-west is an empty parcel. You see two dogs sniffing at each other and licking the others anus. To the south-east is the house of your neighbor Daniel Roggen with his beautiful, young wife Roseann who are standing in front of the front door. Roseann is using a phone but you don't know with whom he speaks. Probably 911.
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Anonymous2008-09-12 9:47
Bugfix:
whom she* speaks.
who are* watching you
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Anonymous2008-09-12 10:44
>wave to Roseann
>wave to Daniel
>drive east
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Anonymous2008-09-12 10:47
>;_;
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Anonymous2008-09-12 11:10
>wave to Roseann
You wave to Roseann. She nervously waves back.
>wave to Daniel
You wave to Daniel who ignores you and holds Roseann in his arms to protect her.
>drive east
You drive to the east.
You are now at a cross.
To the west is back to your house.
To the north is a Megamart, the church, a casino and several shops.
The east has the police station, the hospital, a gunshop and a garage.
To the south is the kindergarten, home for the elderly and the freaking big shoping center.
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Anonymous2008-09-12 12:02
>drive north
>open glove compartment
>take gun
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Anonymous2008-09-12 13:05
the syntax highlighting for the tag only highlights very general keywords + strings. so, is there a language for which BBCode highlits [i]nothing[/i]?
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