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West of House

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 8:28

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:16

>take piece of paper
Taken.

>go south
Gallery

>go south through the door
You used the word "south" in a way that I don't understand.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:23

Umm... where am I now?
Look around.

Name: Gallery 2008-09-09 15:25

>look around
This is an art gallery. Most of the paintings have been stolen by vandals with
exceptional taste. The vandals left through either the north or west exits.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:40

call sussman with cellphone

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:42

Go south.
Go west.
Go north.
Should be at start now.
Go north.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:42

>call sussman with cellphone
he says "read sicp" and hangs up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:43

>go south
You can't go that way.

>go west
East of Chasm

>go north
Cellar
Your sword is glowing with a faint blue glow.

Name: The Troll Room 2008-09-09 15:44

This is a small room with passages to the east and south and a forbidding hole
leading west. Bloodstains and deep scratches (perhaps made by an axe) mar the
walls.
A nasty-looking troll, brandishing a bloody axe, blocks all passages out of the
room.
Your sword has begun to glow very brightly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:49

Talk to troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 15:53

Polish sword.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:01

>>90
Poland doesn't have a weapons industry anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:05

>talk to troll
The troll isn't much of a conversationalist.
The troll pauses for a moment, perhaps thinking that you should re-read the
manual.

>polish sword
I don't know the word "polish".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:13

Take troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:13

>>91
lol

Name: Gallery 2008-09-09 16:15

>take troll
The troll spits in your face, grunting "Better luck next time" in a rather
barbarous accent.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:16

Attack troll with sword.
Kill troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:20

Name troll Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:22

>attack troll with sword
Your sword crashes down, knocking the troll into dreamland.

>kill troll
(with the sword)
The unarmed troll cannot defend himself: He dies.
Almost as soon as the troll breathes his last breath, a cloud of sinister black
fog envelops him, and when the fog lifts, the carcass has disappeared.
Your sword is no longer glowing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:24

Go east.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:36

call abelson with cellphone

Name: East-West Passage 2008-09-09 16:48

>go east
East-West Passage
This is a narrow east-west passageway. There is a narrow stairway leading down
at the north end of the room.

>call abelson with cellphone
You hear him moaning "Yes Leah! Harder!" and hang up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:51

pull out dick

Name: East-West Passage 2008-09-09 16:52


>pull out dick
You unzip your pants and pull out your penis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 16:52

go north

Name: Chasm 2008-09-09 16:55

>go north
Chasm
A chasm runs southwest to northeast and the path follows it. You are on the
south side of the chasm, where a crack opens into a passage.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:02

go north

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:12

>go north
You can't go that way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:16

Go west.
Go west.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:24

>go west
You can't go that way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:26

Go south.
Go west.
Go west.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:27

zip up pants

Name: North-South Passage 2008-09-09 17:36

>go south
North-South Passage
This is a high north-south passage, which forks to the northeast.

>go west
You can't go that way.

>zip up pants
You clamp your penis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:45

>>112
Sorry, you are not OP.
Troll room -> go east
East West Passage -> go north
Chasm

So to go back I went
South and west and should be in the troll room.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 17:54

call ambulance with cellphone

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 18:00

>go east
You can't go that way.

>go north
Chasm

>go south
North-South Passage

>go west
You can't go that way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 18:11

Use penis on anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 18:20

>repeat meme ad nauseum
blah blah

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 18:23


>use penus on anus
You stick your penis into your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 19:03

leave the fucking game

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-09 19:03

up up down down left right left right B A

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