You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 15:16
>take piece of paper
Taken.
>go south
Gallery
>go south through the door
You used the word "south" in a way that I don't understand.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 15:23
Umm... where am I now?
Look around.
Name:
Gallery2008-09-09 15:25
>look around
This is an art gallery. Most of the paintings have been stolen by vandals with
exceptional taste. The vandals left through either the north or west exits.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 15:40
call sussman with cellphone
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 15:42
Go south.
Go west.
Go north.
Should be at start now.
Go north.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 15:42
>call sussman with cellphone
he says "read sicp" and hangs up.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 15:43
>go south
You can't go that way.
>go west
East of Chasm
>go north
Cellar
Your sword is glowing with a faint blue glow.
Name:
The Troll Room 2008-09-09 15:44
This is a small room with passages to the east and south and a forbidding hole
leading west. Bloodstains and deep scratches (perhaps made by an axe) mar the
walls.
A nasty-looking troll, brandishing a bloody axe, blocks all passages out of the
room.
Your sword has begun to glow very brightly.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 15:49
Talk to troll.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 15:53
Polish sword.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 16:01
>>90
Poland doesn't have a weapons industry anymore.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 16:05
>talk to troll
The troll isn't much of a conversationalist.
The troll pauses for a moment, perhaps thinking that you should re-read the
manual.
>take troll
The troll spits in your face, grunting "Better luck next time" in a rather
barbarous accent.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 16:16
Attack troll with sword.
Kill troll.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 16:20
Name troll Xarn
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 16:22
>attack troll with sword
Your sword crashes down, knocking the troll into dreamland.
>kill troll
(with the sword)
The unarmed troll cannot defend himself: He dies.
Almost as soon as the troll breathes his last breath, a cloud of sinister black
fog envelops him, and when the fog lifts, the carcass has disappeared.
Your sword is no longer glowing.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 16:24
Go east.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 16:36
call abelson with cellphone
Name:
East-West Passage2008-09-09 16:48
>go east
East-West Passage
This is a narrow east-west passageway. There is a narrow stairway leading down
at the north end of the room.
>call abelson with cellphone
You hear him moaning "Yes Leah! Harder!" and hang up.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 16:51
pull out dick
Name:
East-West Passage2008-09-09 16:52
>pull out dick
You unzip your pants and pull out your penis.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 16:52
go north
Name:
Chasm2008-09-09 16:55
>go north
Chasm
A chasm runs southwest to northeast and the path follows it. You are on the
south side of the chasm, where a crack opens into a passage.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 17:02
go north
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 17:12
>go north
You can't go that way.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 17:16
Go west.
Go west.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 17:24
>go west
You can't go that way.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 17:26
Go south.
Go west.
Go west.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 17:27
zip up pants
Name:
North-South Passage2008-09-09 17:36
>go south
North-South Passage
This is a high north-south passage, which forks to the northeast.
>go west
You can't go that way.
>zip up pants
You clamp your penis.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 17:45
>>112
Sorry, you are not OP.
Troll room -> go east
East West Passage -> go north
Chasm
So to go back I went
South and west and should be in the troll room.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 17:54
call ambulance with cellphone
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 18:00
>go east
You can't go that way.
>go north
Chasm
>go south
North-South Passage
>go west
You can't go that way.
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 18:11
Use penis on anus
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 18:20
>repeat meme ad nauseum
blah blah
Name:
Anonymous2008-09-09 18:23
>use penus on anus
You stick your penis into your anus.