He said in a comment, and I quote:
"I'm 13 as well, I'm starting on some C++ for hacking games now, I can get good 'street cred.' and become the most well known 'Admin Annoyance' at school too, I'm currently working on a way to get stuff on the school computers, easy with VB6, but I'm trying VB 2008, 'cause if a can find a way, I'm sure people will be gullible enough to buy it LOL!"
Script kiddie works on sepples and vb to create programs that annoy the admin. News at 11.
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Anonymous2008-04-06 0:49
DON'T FUCK WITH SKIDDIES!!1
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Anonymous2008-04-06 1:11
>>1
you are so awesome man it took me realy long time to do ths on my own and you are makeing it like its nothing and you allready wanna start a useing C++ i mean i would start whit standard C first you are crazy kid
Oh so the most interesting part of making a game trainer is actually dragging buttons around, well good to know.
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Anonymous2008-04-06 8:42
Your all assholes, it's just a young kid that got into programming early, and started with an appropriate language for his age. He'll have easier time learning serious languages when he grows up a bit.
Yeah apparently he's an 31337 hax0rz. I'm sure he's one of these pros that can discover password admins and increase ihis privileges to... uhh... HACKK N SHIT!11
He probably goes on newgrounds, reads slashshot religiously and watches hak5. Hell, he may be a poster here...
I sort of like hak5 actually even if it...
- is ridiculously cheesy,
- has some very lame self-proclaimed IT "proz hax0rs lol",
- shows easy bullshit any tech enthuiast can figure out,
- and most of all, SHOWS EASY BULLSHIT ANY TECH ENTHUIAST CAN FIGURE OUT BY HIMSELF/HERSELF(lol wut) USING GOOGLE...
But some kids worship it and think it will make them hackers. For them it's not a show, it's a fucking religion. Ffs... damn skiddies. I never was like that before, I started being interested in computers when I was 15 ffs(currently 19) and these faggots make me lose faith in humanity(whatever I have left of it anyway).
I'm not writing batch files to be cool, claiming to be a linux pro by making it fancy and bragging about how badass this shit I did with my flashy shitbox is. I actually know how to program real shit and I'm a serious student.
Kids like these make us, real programmers, look like morons.
Fucking kids.
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Anonymous2008-04-06 12:10
>>33 Kids like these make us, real programmers, look like morons.
You are a moron.
That was an awfully tedious video. Still, I have to give him credit for his enthusiasm and eagerness to learn. Reminds me of myself at his age, before I got jaded with employment.
NOOOO... That is just, fuck... that kind of joke is just... UGUHGHGHSFG... RAGGGEEEE
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Anonymous2008-04-06 22:16
He'll have a hard time learning serious languages when he grows up a bit.
Fixed. And he'll never achieve Satori.
This is a perfect example of why every sane programmer hates VB and all that is associated with it.
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Anonymous2008-04-06 22:44
Seriously, and I have experienced that myself, VB is a terrible waste of time.
When I was 8 aprox., i used to spend a lot of time writing failing projects in visual basic. Most were left abandoned, but I used to spend a lot of time reading the documentation, trying to find interesting stuff. Everything had strange ways to do things, (on error resume next, dim. even malloc is nicer, damn!) so the most ambituous (and last) thing i tried to write, a simple game, failed terribly ("oh wow, i can duplicate controls with a "new"... but i have to set the index property... call the show method after creating each... and handle nonsensical errors", and so on)
When i was 12 i got intarwebs, and googled "how to become a hacker". Now, three years later, i'm on linux, coding with forced indentation1, criticising the beautifulness of other people's code.
And I really feel that I lost valuable years of real hacking...
>>52
unless you're discussing the propagation of ideas through the idea of analogy to natural selection in biology as put forth in The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins, the use of the term ``meme'' is unscientific and ultimately destructive
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Anonymous2008-04-07 9:05
>>53 The Selfish Gene
I wanted to read this book like half a year ago. I couldn't have gotten through the first few pages. Then I read A Brief History of Time in on sitting. Ergo, Dawkins sucks as a writer and Hawking wins.
>>55
Heap allocation considered inferior to stack allocation.
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Anonymous2008-04-07 14:01
>>57
Over here we put stack allocators on a train to ``work camps''.
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Anonymous2008-04-07 18:03
>>45
Are you telling my you got intarwebs in 2005 ?
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Anonymous2008-04-07 20:05
ITT self-proclaimed EXPERT PROGRAMMERS jealous of that kid.
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Anonymous2008-04-07 20:47
I had no idea there were people out there who couldn't get through the first few pages of The Selfish Gene. Ergo, >>54 sucks as a reader and >>61 wins.
(for (i 1 7)
(:hide (eval (sym (string "Button" i)))))
in b4 "faggot newLISP."
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Anonymous2008-04-08 13:55
ForEachcAsControlInControls IfSystem.Text.RegularExpressions.Regex.Match(c.Name, "^Button[1-7]$") Then c.Hide() EndIf Next
or
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BEHOLD, REFLECTION.
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Anonymous2008-04-08 15:00
>>72
Awesome, from now on I'm using BBCODE commands instead of colours to highlight syntax.
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Anonymous2008-04-08 15:29
2HTML *2html.vim* *convert-to-HTML*
This is not a syntax file itself, but a script that converts the current
window into HTML. Vim opens a new window in which it builds the HTML file.
You are not supposed to set the 'filetype' or 'syntax' option to "2html"!
Source the script to convert the current file: >
:runtime! syntax/2html.vim
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Warning: This is slow!
>>75
EMACS does support italics and bold (and I RAGE when I see that it renders \emph{foo} as \emph{foo}, but does not underline the text in \underline{foo}.).
>>79
You have a typo in your email field. It is blank when clearly it is meant to contain sage.
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Anonymous2008-04-21 23:48
>>33
until you turn around and start worshipping/fearing the crazy cyborg deities who actually use instruction sets for everything and thus (you) look as bad the kids who treat this hak5 thing like gods
is nice. if you insist on knowing, i'd choose sex over programming.
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Anonymous2009-11-24 12:28
>>89
Amusing! I was on xvideos minutes ago. But I hate whores and anal. Why does american porn always have to say things like "dirty slut", "brutal anal penetration" or "yeah, spank me, fuck my whore body"? Isn't it a huge turnoff? Why would you want a disgusting, loose pussy?
Disclaimer: I'm the guy pursuing a kawaii japanese girlfriendo.
listen here, japanese idiolizing bastard, true love doesnt exist and people treat each other like what they're really are - animals. so yes, i will spank the bitches' whore body, should the hoe ask. and yes, i will download chid pron (changed letters incase FBI is monitoring this board) and masturbate for 30 minutes before ejaculating to the scene of an abused child because i feel no moral guilt what-so-ever and whats more - it arouses me. so fuck you and your anime formed perception of human nature.
>>93
Maybe he's more into idols rather than anime, they're pretty idealized.
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Anonymous2009-11-24 13:36
>>93
I don't want true love or an idealized japanese moeblob. I just don't feel excited seeing a whore, an obviously older girl dressed up as a teenager with ponytails, or a girl with huge fake boobs. But that's what 97% of the porn made in America. Seriously. Look at anything porn and the girl will be saying she wants the cock sooo bad, the actors will try to avoid touching eachother except when necessary, and there'll be slapping and huge exaggerated moaning.
What I want is a cute, naturally good-looking girl (not 'girl next door' - we're talking porn here, so give me a real cute one), having sex and at least pretending that the guy is her lover. Like when she hugs or kisses or just moves her hand around. I also like when she's enjoying the pleasure of being cummed inside. Basically I like it when it looks like sex between two adults, not a dumb blonde whore fucking for money - I wouldn't fuck a girl like this, it's just gross. And it's nice when they interview the girl and just talk a little, which they often do in japanese porn.
Of course, I'm not saying all jap porn is good. They're quite known for tentacle rape, shitting dicknipples, etc. For a certain percentage the girl is old or just not my taste. But it's still easy to find the kind I like. I can't say the same thing for american porn - it may exist, and I'll be glad to take references, but I don't remember one I really liked.
>>96
Not my #1 choice, but yes, idol porn is usually fine. Not saying I won't date anything but an idol, but if I'm going to fap, might as well do it to a stunner.
>>98
We're discussing penises, do you want to join?
i dont have any problems with girls acting like sluts and all that jizz, however what bothers me is that it cant find any porn that'd end normally, as opposed to guys shooting a money-shot into a bitchs face. thats where the japansese come in - oral facial and overall cum worship. love it. blowjob that doesnt end with guy taking his dick out and shooting at girls face? - only in japan[!]i[/!]