Now that's a REAL programmer

Behold the might of Visual Basic:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Jexah247

Look at his web browser! Holy shit!

He said in a comment, and I quote:
"I'm 13 as well, I'm starting on some C++ for hacking games now, I can get good 'street cred.' and become the most well known 'Admin Annoyance' at school too, I'm currently working on a way to get stuff on the school computers, easy with VB6, but I'm trying VB 2008, 'cause if a can find a way, I'm sure people will be gullible enough to buy it LOL!"

>>33
until you turn around and start worshipping/fearing the crazy cyborg deities who actually use instruction sets for everything and thus (you) look as bad the kids who treat this hak5 thing like gods

And became irate So.

>>80
sage isn't a valid email address.

BEING subscripted since it.

/proc/ span So read lost. span on

>>1
This account is closed.

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>>86
look at the date, numb nuts

FUCK, i so wanted to see was going on

>>88
As a condolence see this instead:
http://www.xvideos.com/video266515

>>89
I think I got AIDs from visiting that site

>>89


is nice. if you insist on knowing, i'd choose sex over programming.

>>89
Amusing! I was on xvideos minutes ago. But I hate whores and anal. Why does american porn always have to say things like "dirty slut", "brutal anal penetration" or "yeah, spank me, fuck my whore body"? Isn't it a huge turnoff? Why would you want a disgusting, loose pussy?

_{Disclaimer: I'm the guy pursuing a kawaii japanese girlfriendo.}

>>92

listen here, japanese idiolizing bastard, true love doesnt exist and people treat each other like what they're really are - animals. so yes, i will spank the bitches' whore body, should the hoe ask. and yes, i will download chid pron (changed letters incase FBI is monitoring this board) and masturbate for 30 minutes before ejaculating to the scene of an abused child because i feel no moral guilt what-so-ever and whats more - it arouses me. so fuck you and your anime formed perception of human nature.

ABUSE MY ANUS

>>93

cum down, pal.

>>93
Maybe he's more into idols rather than anime, they're pretty idealized.

>>93
I don't want true love or an idealized japanese moeblob. I just don't feel excited seeing a whore, an obviously older girl dressed up as a teenager with ponytails, or a girl with huge fake boobs. But that's what 97% of the porn made in America. Seriously. Look at anything porn and the girl will be saying she wants the cock sooo bad, the actors will try to avoid touching eachother except when necessary, and there'll be slapping and huge exaggerated moaning.

What I want is a cute, naturally good-looking girl (not 'girl next door' - we're talking porn here, so give me a real cute one), having sex and at least pretending that the guy is her lover. Like when she hugs or kisses or just moves her hand around. I also like when she's enjoying ^{the pleasure of being cummed inside}. Basically I like it when it looks like sex between two adults, not a dumb blonde whore fucking for money - I wouldn't fuck a girl like this, it's just gross. And it's nice when they interview the girl and just talk a little, which they often do in japanese porn.

Of course, I'm not saying all jap porn is good. They're quite known for tentacle rape, shitting dicknipples, etc. For a certain percentage the girl is old or just not my taste. But it's still easy to find the kind I like. I can't say the same thing for american porn - it may exist, and I'll be glad to take references, but I don't remember one I really liked.

>>1-97
back to /b/, please.

>>96
Not my #1 choice, but yes, idol porn is usually fine. Not saying I won't date anything but an idol, but if I'm going to fap, might as well do it to a stunner.

>>98
We're discussing penises, do you want to join?

>>97

i dont have any problems with girls acting like sluts and all that jizz, however what bothers me is that it cant find any porn that'd end normally, as opposed to guys shooting a money-shot into a bitchs face. thats where the japansese come in - oral facial and overall cum worship. love it. blowjob that doesnt end with guy taking his dick out and shooting at girls face? - only in japan[!]i[/!]

http://imagechan.com/images/efb114b264ef14af498ca7ace4204b43.jpg

Hello there; this is a self portrait.

>>101
That's what 97 and 93 look like.

>>102

we're in the same boat, buddy.

>>103
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>>105
impyling I'll listen to you

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>>107
very impressive i'll cut the bull shit from now on ;-)

>>104
back to the imageboards, you faggot

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>>109
faggot

back to /b/, please

You guys are just jealous.

Haxus the Jealous

Haxus The Funny Meme

Haxus the Unfunny Meme

HAXUS THE SAGE

dubs won this time