Now that's a REAL programmer

Behold the might of Visual Basic:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Jexah247

Look at his web browser! Holy shit!

He said in a comment, and I quote:
"I'm 13 as well, I'm starting on some C++ for hacking games now, I can get good 'street cred.' and become the most well known 'Admin Annoyance' at school too, I'm currently working on a way to get stuff on the school computers, easy with VB6, but I'm trying VB 2008, 'cause if a can find a way, I'm sure people will be gullible enough to buy it LOL!"

The script kiddies are on the loose.

Script kiddie works on sepples and vb to create programs that annoy the admin. News at 11.

DON'T FUCK WITH SKIDDIES!!1

>>1
you are so awesome man it took me realy long time to do ths on my own and you are makeing it like its nothing and you allready wanna start a useing C++ i mean i would start whit standard C first you are crazy kid

>>1
I can't believe I wasted 2 minutes of my life watching that. Thanks, IHBT, etc.

this is painful to watch

>>7
Pressing `shift' and `.' seems to be painful for you as well, so that doesn't say much.

>>8
Pressing "shift" and "'" seems to be painful for you, so that doesn't say much.
"shift" is a character string, not a single character.

>>9
What's your point? I don't follow your convention, GNUtard.

>>9
>>8
0/10

>>10
It wont compile.

>>11

You're an idiot.

>>13
You're an EXPERT PROGRAMMER

fix'd

I like how he keeps clicking the Button on the toolbox and dragging them, instead of using Ctrl-V.

TBH I was doing the exact same shit with VB6 when I was 13.

TBH I NEVER FUCKING TOUCHED VB* or .NET.

Oh so the most interesting part of making a game trainer is actually dragging buttons around, well good to know.

Your all assholes, it's just a young kid that got into programming early, and started with an appropriate language for his age. He'll have easier time learning serious languages when he grows up a bit.

>>19
he is a fag who likes to suck his own cock

>>20
How mature.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wkMmL-QjX8

``Sorry about the really long break, but I was trying to hack the school computers.''

THIS POST DEPICTS THE MONSTROUS RAGE OF AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
MOTHERCOCKSHIT

>>19
My all assholes what? Come on, it's not that hard!

>>20
_{GO BACKTO YTMND!!!!!}

>>22
OP back here

Yeah apparently he's an 31337 hax0rz. I'm sure he's one of these pros that can discover password admins and increase ihis privileges to... uhh... HACKK N SHIT!11

He probably goes on newgrounds, reads slashshot religiously and watches hak5. Hell, he may be a poster here...

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
Inb4 old.

>>26
admin passwords*
his*

in after typos

watches hak5
lol hak5. I wonder if the presenters realise they look like complete tits.

In b4 Diggnation. LAWL 40s Beer is leet.

``Sorry I was gone for so long, I was trying to hack the school computers, harder than it sounds...''

>>25
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>>26
He probably goes on newgrounds
He does, I just watched his expert tutorial on making a web browser in VB and he tested in on newgrounds.

KIKES!

>>28
OP back arr

I sort of like hak5 actually even if it...
- is ridiculously cheesy,
- has some very lame self-proclaimed IT "proz hax0rs lol",
- shows easy bullshit any tech enthuiast can figure out,
- and most of all, SHOWS EASY BULLSHIT ANY TECH ENTHUIAST CAN FIGURE OUT BY HIMSELF/HERSELF(lol wut) USING GOOGLE...

But some kids worship it and think it will make them hackers. For them it's not a show, it's a fucking religion. Ffs... damn skiddies. I never was like that before, I started being interested in computers when I was 15 ffs(currently 19) and these faggots make me lose faith in humanity(whatever I have left of it anyway).

I'm not writing batch files to be cool, claiming to be a linux pro by making it fancy and bragging about how badass this shit I did with my flashy shitbox is. I actually know how to program real shit and I'm a serious student.

Kids like these make us, real programmers, look like morons.

Fucking kids.

>>33
Kids like these make us, real programmers, look like morons.
You are a moron.

>>34
Yeah, right.

How about you just fuck off?

>>35
you mean we jerk off together? hook up on a webcam?

>>36
Fuck yeah, why not?

ITT sausage fest

This kid is awesome.


I wish I was half as cool as he is.

That was an awfully tedious video. Still, I have to give him credit for his enthusiasm and eagerness to learn. Reminds me of myself at his age, before I got jaded with employment.