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Now that's a REAL programmer

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 0:14

Behold the might of Visual Basic:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Jexah247

Look at his web browser! Holy shit!

He said in a comment, and I quote:
"I'm 13 as well, I'm starting on some C++ for hacking games now, I can get good 'street cred.' and become the most well known 'Admin Annoyance' at school too, I'm currently working on a way to get stuff on the school computers, easy with VB6, but I'm trying VB 2008, 'cause if a can find a way, I'm sure people will be gullible enough to buy it LOL!"

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 20:22

I bet this kid's first words were hello world

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 22:10

>>41
No... just no.

Please tell me I didn't read that...


NOOOO... That is just, fuck... that kind of joke is just... UGUHGHGHSFG... RAGGGEEEE

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 22:12

>>42
No... just no.

Please tell me I didn't read that...


NOOOO... That is just, fuck... that kind of joke is just... UGUHGHGHSFG... RAGGGEEEE

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 22:16

He'll have a hard time learning serious languages when he grows up a bit.

Fixed. And he'll never achieve Satori.

This is a perfect example of why every sane programmer hates VB and all that is associated with it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 22:44

Seriously, and I have experienced that myself, VB is a terrible waste of time.

When I was 8 aprox., i used to spend a lot of time writing failing projects in visual basic. Most were left abandoned, but I used to spend a lot of time reading the documentation, trying to find interesting stuff. Everything had strange ways to do things, (on error resume next, dim. even malloc is nicer, damn!) so the most ambituous (and last) thing i tried to write, a simple game, failed terribly ("oh wow, i can duplicate controls with a "new"... but i have to set the index property... call the show method after creating each... and handle nonsensical errors", and so on)

When i was 12 i got intarwebs, and googled "how to become a hacker". Now, three years later, i'm on linux, coding with forced indentation1, criticising the beautifulness of other people's code.

And I really feel that I lost valuable years of real hacking...

1random stuff with gtk, mostly

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 22:56

BTW, >>45 here, in before ANSI C compiler.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 0:00

Awesome thread is awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 0:25

>>45
If your indentation is forced, you have no right to criticise anyone for anything.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 0:42

>>45
>When i was 12
>Now, three years later

Wut?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 0:53

>>19
When I was his age, I wrote an ANSI C compiler, using ANSI C.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 0:57

>>45
If you communicate with stupid catchphrases, you have no right to correct anyone for anything.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 2:16

catchphrases
GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 6:33

>>52
unless you're discussing the propagation of ideas through the idea of analogy to natural selection in biology as put forth in The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins, the use of the term ``meme'' is unscientific and ultimately destructive

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 9:05

>>53
The Selfish Gene
I wanted to read this book like half a year ago. I couldn't have gotten through the first few pages. Then I read A Brief History of Time in on sitting. Ergo, Dawkins sucks as a writer and Hawking wins.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 11:17

>>45
Fuck you, malloc() is awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 13:49

ITT shitstorm

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 13:54

>>55
Heap allocation considered inferior to stack allocation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 14:01

>>57
Over here we put stack allocators on a train to ``work camps''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 18:03

>>45
Are you telling my you got intarwebs in 2005 ?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 20:05

ITT self-proclaimed EXPERT PROGRAMMERS jealous of that kid.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 20:47

I had no idea there were people out there who couldn't get through the first few pages of The Selfish Gene.  Ergo, >>54 sucks as a reader and >>61 wins.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 21:40

>>61
I bet you're an asspie

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 22:03

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X-D3sxa1b8 @ 1:57

Button1.hide()
Button2.hide()
Button3.hide()
Button4.hide()
Button5.hide()
Button6.hide()
Button7.hide()


EXPERT PROGRAMMING

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 7:43

>>63
How to make a Game Trainer in Visual Basuc: Part 2
VISUAL BASUC

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 7:55

>>64
That's very funny. It's almost as if he's saying "Visual Ba'suck'", which would imply that Visual Basic "sucks" (i.e. is not good).

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 8:14

>>64
The funny thing is, he's 2/3 of the way through his tutorial and hasn't actually written any of the trainer code; just the flashy wank GUI.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 8:33

>>62
That is AWESOME!! A pie formed like an ass! EPIC!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 9:06

>>63
How would you do it instead?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 9:38

>>68
For i = 1 to 7

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 11:14

>>69
That won't work.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 12:49

>>70
It would in a Lisp.


(for (i 1 7)
     (:hide (eval (sym (string "Button" i)))))


in b4 "faggot newLISP."

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 13:55

For Each c As Control In Controls
  If System.Text.RegularExpressions.Regex.Match(c.Name, "^Button[1-7]$") Then
    c.Hide()
  End If
Next


or

For i As Integer = 0 To 7
    DirectCast(Me.[GetType]().GetField("Button" + i.ToString(), BindingFlags.Instance Or BindingFlags.NonPublic).GetValue(Me), Button).Hide()
Next


BEHOLD, REFLECTION.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 15:00

>>72
Awesome, from now on I'm using BBCODE commands instead of colours to highlight syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 15:29

2HTML                                           *2html.vim* *convert-to-HTML*

This is not a syntax file itself, but a script that converts the current
window into HTML.  Vim opens a new window in which it builds the HTML file.

You are not supposed to set the 'filetype' or 'syntax' option to "2html"!
Source the script to convert the current file: >

        :runtime! syntax/2html.vim
<
Warning: This is slow!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 15:32

>>73
Visual Seshrup 2008 doesn't support anything except bold. I feel kind of bad about it :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 17:14

Lol @ his game trainer.

He's a true expert programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 17:19

>>75
EMACS does support italics and bold (and I RAGE when I see that it renders \emph{foo} as \emph{foo}, but does not underline the text in \underline{foo}.).

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 17:51

>>68
[b]int[/b] [u]i[/u]=[o]1[/o];
[b]while[/b]([u]i[/u]<[o]8[/o])
 [b][i]ShowWindow[/i][/b]([u]hwndButtons[/u][i++],[o][u][s]SW_HIDE[/s][/u][/o]);

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 21:57

>>78
DON'T BBCODE HIM

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-11 5:01

>>79
You have a typo in your email field.  It is blank when clearly it is meant to contain sage.

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