Now that's a REAL programmer

Behold the might of Visual Basic:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Jexah247

Look at his web browser! Holy shit!

He said in a comment, and I quote:
"I'm 13 as well, I'm starting on some C++ for hacking games now, I can get good 'street cred.' and become the most well known 'Admin Annoyance' at school too, I'm currently working on a way to get stuff on the school computers, easy with VB6, but I'm trying VB 2008, 'cause if a can find a way, I'm sure people will be gullible enough to buy it LOL!"

For Each c As Control In Controls
  If System.Text.RegularExpressions.Regex.Match(c.Name, "^Button[1-7]$") Then
    c.Hide()
  End If
Next

or

For i As Integer = 0 To 7
    DirectCast(Me.[GetType]().GetField("Button" + i.ToString(), BindingFlags.Instance Or BindingFlags.NonPublic).GetValue(Me), Button).Hide()
Next

BEHOLD, REFLECTION.