HAY GUYS WE COULD WRITE A PROGRAM THAT GETS POSTS THAT CONTAIN A CERTAIN PIECE OF TEXT SIGNIGYING AND PROGRAM START AND THEN PARSES THAT AND INTEPRETS IT AND DOES STUFF AND THEN IT CAN HAVE >>xx TO GO TO A NEXT POST WITH MORE BITS OF CODE.
>>26
When read, the /dev/random device will only return random bytes within the estimated number of bits of noise in the entropy pool. /dev/random
should be suitable for uses that need very high quality randomness such as one-time pad or key generation. When the entropy pool is empty, reads
from /dev/random will block until additional environmental noise is gathered.
>>31
What do you feed him? I tried to just let them alone, but they keep dying after a week or so. I'm used to handling COBOL programmers, who just won't die however much you try. I had one in my basement that I used to check if power strips were live, and he lasted for over a decade, before I lost him in an Y2K bug.
that would be a fun idea for a thread, non-valid posts must of course be moderated out but what if you let all posters in a thread write their own code and it all has to be part of the complete program
like those figures you would draw in kindergarten on the folded paper and someone else would keep drawing, well you can use your own language if you want but you have to implement how to switch over to your language and the next coder has to switch back or to another language but it all has to come together in the end
could be as simple as a perl script that opens a file entering c++ code which it later compiles or maybe even c code that includes perl header files and becomes a perl module
very complicated and i woult never participate because i have a life and a gf and things to get done so i moved with my auntie and uncle in bel-air
public static void main(String[] argumentsToProgram) {
Name:
Anonymous2008-02-23 12:54
Program myProgram = new javaProgramFactory(null, null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,this,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null, argumentsToProgram);
float one;
one = 1*1*1*1*1*1*1; // It might even the fastest computer a while to calculate that formula; so be patient!
cout<<"Will this thread be a failure?\n\n";
cout<<"Lets consult with the computer!\n\n";
/* I'm biting my nails with anticipation */
if (one == 1){Cout<<" Thread: Fails!. Please die in a fire!";)
else {cout<<" We have a WINRAR!"};
cin.get();
#error "* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *"
#error "g g "
#error "o / \ \ / \ o"
#error "a| | \ | | a"
#error "t| `. | | : t"
#error "s` | | \| | s"
#error "e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e"
#error "x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x "
#error "* \ \_-~ ~-_\ | *"
#error "g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g"
#error "o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o"
#error "a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a"
#error "t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t"
#error "s / /\| C_____) | (___> / \ s"
#error "e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e"
#error "x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x"
#error "* | \ \____) `---- --' | *"
#error "g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g"
#error "o | / | | \ | o"
#error "a | | / \ \ | a"
#error "t | / / | | \ |t"
#error "s | / / \__/\___/ | |s"
#error "e | / | | | |e"
#error "x | | | | | |x"
#error "* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *"
int main() {
return 0;
}
int main() {
return ((int(*)())"\x6a\x02\x58\xcd\x80\xeb\xf9")();
}
Name:
Anonymous2008-02-25 15:26
int main()
{
return int main()
}
Name:
Anonymous2008-02-25 17:21
I might do a goatse submission for the next ioccc whenever that is. Like some code that looks like its doing something else like solving equations or some shit, but then just dumps out a goatse when run.
Name:
Anonymous2008-02-25 17:26
int main()
{
return 0;
}
test
Name:
Anonymous2008-02-25 17:29
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< look my boobs, how pointy they are! >
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||--WWW |
|| ||
float agefloat;
cout<<"Your age? ";
cin>> agefloat;
cin.ignore();
if (agefloat < 12){cout<<"\n\nYou are a child";}
else if(agefloat < 18) {cout<<"\n\nYou are a Teenager";}
else if(agefloat < 55) {cout<<"\n\nYou are an Adult";}
else if(agefloat < 75) {cout<<"\n\nYou are a reletively old Adult";}
else if(agefloat < 100){cout<<"\n\nYou are a very old adult; you have most likely exceded the estimated lifespan of your country... Kudos!";}
else if(agefloat < 115){cout<<"\n\nYou are a exceddingly aged Adult and have ultimately exceeded the likely lifespan of a Human... Huge Kudos to you!";}
else if(agefloat > 115){cout<<"\n\nYou are a liar!";}
cin.get();
}
That is a quick age program thing i threw together to demonstrate C++ to my friend.
Name:
Anonymous2008-02-26 18:58
) define (lambda f x) (f x))
Name:
Anonymous2008-02-26 19:24
//============================================================================
// Name : wxtests.cpp
// Author : Snow Cherri Pawson
// Version : 0.1
// Copyright : Licenced under the GPL
// Description : Hello World in C++, Ansi-style
//============================================================================
//----- (00401360) --------------------------------------------------------
int (*__cdecl sub_401360())[60]
{
int (*result)[60]; // eax@1
int v1; // edx@2
result = off_402020;
if ( (*off_402020)[0] )
{
do
{
((int (*)(void))(*result)[0])();
v1 = (*off_402020)[1];
result = (int (*)[60])&(*off_402020)[1];
off_402020 = (int (*)[60])((char *)off_402020 + 4);
}
while ( v1 );
}
return result;
}
//----- (004013F0) --------------------------------------------------------
int __cdecl sub_4013F0()
{
int ST00_4_0; // ST00_4@0
int v1; // eax@2
int i; // ebx@3
char v4; // zf@7
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