Let's write some code.

try {

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{

float one;
one = 1*1*1*1*1*1*1; // It might even the fastest computer a while to calculate that formula; so be patient!
cout<<"Will this thread be a failure?\n\n";
cout<<"Lets consult with the computer!\n\n";
/* I'm biting my nails with anticipation */
if (one == 1){Cout<<" Thread: Fails!. Please die in a fire!";)
else {cout<<" We have a WINRAR!"};
cin.get();

}