Let's write some code.

try {

i=""
while not i:
 print "hello world is eating your memory"

>>80
Is that in ay way related to the topic, or is it a way of saying ``I know how to quit EMACS''?

>>82
It's haskell

>>83
No, it is not. Please peove that it is Haskell indeed if you want me to believe.

>>84
data T = C
    deriving (Eq, Ord)

instance Show T where
    show C = "\ESC[1mEXPERT HASKELL PROGRAMMER\ESC[m"

instance Num T where
    fromInteger x = C
    c + x = C
    C - c = C
    x * C = C
    abs x = C
    signum c = C

x = negate

c = 42

main = print$
   
    C-x C-c

>>85
I lol'd.

>>85
I lol'd.

gay:
printf("GAY\t");
goto gay;

>>88
yes "GAY" | tr "\n" "\t"

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main()

{

    float agefloat;
    cout<<"Your age? ";
    cin>> agefloat;
    cin.ignore();
    if (agefloat < 12){cout<<"\n\nYou are a child";}
    else if(agefloat < 18) {cout<<"\n\nYou are a Teenager";}
    else if(agefloat < 55) {cout<<"\n\nYou are an Adult";}
    else if(agefloat < 75) {cout<<"\n\nYou are a reletively old Adult";}
    else if(agefloat < 100){cout<<"\n\nYou are a very old adult; you have most likely exceded the estimated lifespan of your country... Kudos!";}
    else if(agefloat < 115){cout<<"\n\nYou are a exceddingly aged Adult and have ultimately exceeded the likely lifespan of a Human... Huge Kudos to you!";}
    else if(agefloat > 115){cout<<"\n\nYou are a liar!";}
    cin.get();

}






That is a quick age program thing i threw together to demonstrate C++ to my friend.

) define (lambda f x) (f x))

//============================================================================
// Name        : wxtests.cpp
// Author      : Snow Cherri Pawson
// Version     : 0.1
// Copyright   : Licenced under the GPL
// Description : Hello World in C++, Ansi-style
//============================================================================

#include <wx/string.h>
#include <fstream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;
#include <wx/datetime.h>

int main(int argc, char **argv)
{
  wxDateTime now = wxDateTime::Now();

  wxPrintf(wxT("   Tokyo: %s\n"), now.Format(wxT("%a %T"),
      wxDateTime::GMT9).c_str());
  wxPrintf(wxT("  Moscow: %s\n"), now.Format(wxT("%a %T"),
      wxDateTime::MSD).c_str());
  wxPrintf(wxT("Budapest: %s\n"), now.Format(wxT("%a %T"),
      wxDateTime::CEST).c_str());
  wxPrintf(wxT("  London: %s\n"), now.Format(wxT("%a %T"),
      wxDateTime::WEST).c_str());
  wxPrintf(wxT("New York: %s\n"), now.Format(wxT("%a %T"),
      wxDateTime::EDT).c_str());
}

>>90
Please stop posting ugly and shitty code.

>>93
This is ugly shitty code
/* This file has been generated by the Hex-Rays decompiler.
   Copyright (c) 2007 Hex-Rays sprl <info@hex-rays.com>;

   Detected compiler: GNU C++
*/

#include <windows.h>
#include <defs.h>


//-------------------------------------------------------------------------
// Data declarations

extern int dword_401900[]; // idb
extern int (*off_401904)(); // weak
extern int (*off_402020)[60]; // weak
extern char aHalp[8]; // weak
extern int dword_404020; // weak

//-------------------------------------------------------------------------
// Function declarations

// int __cdecl atexit(void (__cdecl *)()); idb
int __cdecl main(int argc, const char **argv, const char *envp); // idb
int (*__cdecl sub_401360())[60];
int __cdecl sub_4013F0();
// int printf(const char *, ...); idb


//----- (004012E0) --------------------------------------------------------
int __cdecl main(int argc, const char **argv, const char *envp)
{
  sub_4013F0();
  return printf("HALP!!!", 16);
}

//----- (00401360) --------------------------------------------------------
int (*__cdecl sub_401360())[60]
{
  int (*result)[60]; // eax@1
  int v1; // edx@2

  result = off_402020;
  if ( (*off_402020)[0] )
  {
    do
    {
      ((int (*)(void))(*result)[0])();
      v1 = (*off_402020)[1];
      result = (int (*)[60])&(*off_402020)[1];
      off_402020 = (int (*)[60])((char *)off_402020 + 4);
    }
    while ( v1 );
  }
  return result;
}

//----- (004013F0) --------------------------------------------------------
int __cdecl sub_4013F0()
{
  int ST00_4_0; // ST00_4@0
  int v1; // eax@2
  int i; // ebx@3
  char v4; // zf@7

  if ( !dword_404020 )
  {
    v1 = dword_401900[0];
    dword_404020 = 1;
    if ( dword_401900[0] == -1 )
    {
      v1 = 0;
      v4 = off_401904 == 0;
      while ( !v4 )
      {
        ++v1;
        v4 = *(&off_401904 + v1) == 0;
      }
    }
    for ( i = v1; i; --i )
      ((int (*)(void))dword_401900[i])();
    atexit((void (__cdecl *)())sub_401360);
  }
  return ST00_4_0;
}

// ALL OK, 3 function(s) have been successfully decompiled

>>90
Valid YAHT example.

>>90
What if I'm 115 years old?

>>96
the fuck are you doing on /prog/, old man?

>>97

Exactly

>>97
Terrible!

>>97
Knuth turned 320 last month.

>>100
Aha! So another /prog/rammer has been revealed.

>>101
I'm currently reading ESR's the art of unix programmer. Good stuff so far.

The three /prog/rammers:
   The Sussman
   KANUTH
   The faggot posting this. (Also >>102).

>>103
You forgot The Abelson.
Unless he was >>102.

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