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Let's write some code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 5:28

try {

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 5:31

;

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 5:32

>>=

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 5:36


Scheme scheme = new Scheme();
} catch (HaventReadSICPTodayException e){

System.out.println(
 "'-._                  ___.....___ "+
 "     `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            HAVE YOU READ"+
 "         `''-------'          ( p )  `._       YOUR SICP TODAY ? "+
 "                               `-'      \ "+
 "                                         \ "+
 "                               .         \ "+
 "                                \---..,--' "+
 "    ................._           --...--, "+
 "                      `-.._         _.-' "+
 "                           `'-----'' ");
System.exit(1);
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 6:04

#include <stdio.h>

main ()
{
  printf ("Hello, world!\n");
  return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 6:06

Sub Main()
   MsgBox("Hello, World!")
End Sub

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 6:06

$%^&*(%)$)^*%&(

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 6:08

FORWARD 20
LEFT 90
FORWARD 10

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 6:09

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">

<head>
<title>Hello, world!</title>
</head>

<body>
<p>Hello, world!</p>
</body>

</html>

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 6:11

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML 2.0//EN">
<HTML>

<HEAD>
<TITLE>A Small Hello </TITLE>
</HEAD>

<BODY>
<P>Hello, world!</P>
</BODY>

</HTML>

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 6:11

What's the best implementation of logo?

Name: huhu 2008-02-22 6:12

Y = λf·(λx·f (x x)) (λx·f (x x))

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 6:24


(\x -> x $ x) \x -> x $ x

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 10:05

<html>
<title>MY ASS</html>
<body>
<font color="#FF0000"><b>Take a look at my ass</b>
</br>
<img src="http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/ass.jpg">
</br>
isn't it nice?
</body>
</html>

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 10:25

} fail (ThreadFailure tf) {

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 10:30

goto >>18

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 12:05

comefrom >>16

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 12:11


while 1:
    print "LOL XENU"

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 12:13

break;

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 12:28

HAY GUYS WE COULD WRITE A PROGRAM THAT GETS POSTS THAT CONTAIN A CERTAIN PIECE OF TEXT SIGNIGYING AND PROGRAM START AND THEN PARSES THAT AND INTEPRETS IT AND DOES STUFF AND THEN IT CAN HAVE >>xx TO GO TO A NEXT POST WITH MORE BITS OF CODE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 12:30

>>20
what

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 13:02

>>4
/* That will produce a single line of fail, followed by a newline, not a bunch of lines each followed by a newline. */

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 13:12

>>22
Not in a /prog/-snake shaped console.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 14:04

>>23
this isn't /prog/, it's /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 14:11

>>24
This isn't Unix, this is GNU

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 15:12


$ cat /dev/random | perl

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 15:16

>>26
valid perl code

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 15:32

>>26
hah faggot
# perl < /dev/random

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 15:37

>>26

When read, the /dev/random device will only return random bytes within the estimated number of bits of noise in  the  entropy  pool. /dev/random
should  be suitable for uses that need very high quality randomness such as one-time pad or key generation.  When the entropy pool is empty, reads
from /dev/random will block until additional environmental noise is gathered.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 15:51

>>29
additional environmental noise
# cat anything.pl > /dev/random

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 15:56

>>30
I have a Perl programmer attached to one of my serial ports for true entropy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 19:34

>>31
and that's just his smell

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 19:38

>>32
He smells... random?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 20:35

>>31
What do you feed him? I tried to just let them alone, but they keep dying after a week or so. I'm used to handling COBOL programmers, who just won't die however much you try. I had one in my basement that I used to check if power strips were live, and he lasted for over a decade, before I lost him in an Y2K bug.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 21:00

What do you feed him
Regular expressions

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-23 1:57

44 69 76 69 64 65 20 62 79 20 5a 65 72 6f

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-23 2:42

59 6f 75 20 4a 75 73 74 20 4c 6f 73 74 20 74 68 65 20 47 61 6d 65

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-23 5:11

that would be a fun idea for a thread, non-valid posts must of course be moderated out but what if you let all posters in a thread write their own code and it all has to be part of the complete program

like those figures you would draw in kindergarten on the folded paper and someone else would keep drawing, well you can use your own language if you want but you have to implement how to switch over to your language and the next coder has to switch back or to another language but it all has to come together in the end

could be as simple as a perl script that opens a file entering c++ code which it later compiles or maybe even c code that includes perl header files and becomes a perl module

very complicated and i woult never participate because i have a life and a gf and things to get done so i moved with my auntie and uncle in bel-air

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-23 8:20

} catch (Exception e) {

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-23 9:52

}

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