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Let's write some code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 5:28

try {

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-23 9:59

    return new Exception("No exceptions");
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-23 11:23


public static void main(String[] argumentsToProgram) {

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-23 12:54

Program myProgram = new javaProgramFactory(null, null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,this,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null, argumentsToProgram);

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-23 12:55

myProgram.run();
System.exit(0);

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-23 12:55

/thread

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-23 20:27

>>43
java programming != windows programming

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 17:26

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{

float one;
one = 1*1*1*1*1*1*1; // It might even the fastest computer a while to calculate that formula; so be patient!
cout<<"Will this thread be a failure?\n\n";
cout<<"Lets consult with the computer!\n\n";
/* I'm biting my nails with anticipation */
if (one == 1){Cout<<" Thread: Fails!. Please die in a fire!";)
else {cout<<" We have a WINRAR!"};
cin.get();

}

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 17:31

>>47
you need a return

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 17:58

>>48

cin.get()

?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 18:02

>>48
it's VALID THE GAME CODE to omit the return statement from main()

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 18:10

return considered harmful.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 18:19

ones = 1 : ones

Behold, the most you can do with Haskell!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 19:38

xmonad

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 20:24

>>38-40
Get out of my /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 20:31

>>54
1-40 failure

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 20:31

8==========>

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 20:34

>>56
I think you mean >>8-

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 6:04

else
{

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 6:47

StatementBlock s = StatementFactory.createStatementBlock(blah, blah, null, blah, meme, blah, !funny, blah, foo, bar, blah)

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 7:15

>>11
KTurtle isn't bad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 9:41

The Glasgow Logo Compiler or GNU Logo Compiler.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 10:02

>>61
This may surprise you, but it's called ``GLC Logo Compiler''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 10:02

Did anyone notice that the >> before the post number is a fucking monad?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 10:03

What does `H' in ``Hugs'' stand for?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 10:25

>>64
haskell

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 10:30

>>65
Liar.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 11:02

>>66
LIAR imitates apply recursively.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 11:38


#include <stdio.h>









#error "* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *"
#error "g                                               g  "
#error "o /     \             \            /    \       o"
#error "a|       |             \          |      |      a"
#error "t|       `.             |         |       :     t"
#error "s`        |             |        \|       |     s"
#error "e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    e"
#error "x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x  "
#error "*   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |    *"
#error "g    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |    g"
#error "o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    o"
#error "a       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    a"
#error "t       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     t"
#error "s      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    s"
#error "e     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e"
#error "x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x"
#error "*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *"
#error "g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | g"
#error "o   |              /    |     |  \            | o"
#error "a   |             |    /       \  \           | a"
#error "t   |          / /    |         |  \           |t"
#error "s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |s"
#error "e  |           /        |    |       |         |e"
#error "x  |          |         |    |       |         |x"
#error "* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *"
int main() {
  return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 15:21

>>68
i came

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 15:24


int main() {
        return ((int(*)())"\x6a\x02\x58\xcd\x80\xeb\xf9")();
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 15:26

int main()
{
  return int main()
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 17:21

I might do a goatse submission for the next ioccc whenever that is. Like some code that looks like its doing something else like solving equations or some shit, but then just dumps out a goatse when run.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 17:26


int main()
{
return 0;
}

test

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 17:29


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Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 18:09

>>70
I understood that without a disassembler :/

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 18:44

>>74
Done with cow-mode

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 20:44

>>74
hi, what BBCODE compiler do you use. i have a project due tomorrow and i can't find a good one

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 22:32

>>77
Mx artist-mode

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 2:18

>>78
Vimmer detected

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 2:26

C-x C-c

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