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How did you achieve Satori?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 16:31 ID:mVgL6s/2

How did you achieve Satori? Post the direct line of evolution towards Satori, from the first programming language you learnt, towards Satori, without extra branches. Exclude dialects.

Basic → C → Perl → PHP → Python → Lisp → Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 16:54 ID:cQGKQFs6

I guess the last step lisp -> Satori is not really needed

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 17:11 ID:uQNA+e+z

Basic → Delphi → Asm → Java → Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 17:19 ID:vChcSe2U

"Satori" more like BLUB amirite lol.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 17:39 ID:R2+JjVd2

C -> C++ -> ASM -> Perl -> Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 17:59 ID:ngYTlqYk

HTML → AJAX → PHP → BBCode → Java → C# → Enterprise

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 18:21 ID:qI5o87PP

C → PHP → Action Script → C++ → ASM → Lisp → Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 18:53 ID:w/panuPs

control over desires -> silent meditation -> become hermit in Himalayan mountain tops -> satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 20:39 ID:82Q4Zy4p

ActionScript → HTML → Javascript → PHP → BBCode

Not quite an EXPERT PROGRAMMER yet.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 21:30 ID:BDfHr4yE

Is Satori some sort of programming language?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 21:48 ID:36UsmID8

C → PHP → C → PHP → Java → Python → Ruby → Scheme → Lisp → Haskell → Changed to a mathematics degree → Enlightenment

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 22:09 ID:bkeayQmN

QBASIC → C++....

Not quite an EXPERT PROGRAMMER yet. :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 23:15 ID:rgW1MHxy

>>10
Yes. It's more commonly know as Python.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 23:30 ID:Cp9ZbUIU

>>1
>>13
"Basic → C → Perl → PHP → Python → Lisp → Satori"

So... it was Python->Lisp->Python?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 23:35 ID:rgW1MHxy

>>14
Yes, since knowing Lisp is necessary to fully utilize the functional aspects of Python. Better to have a grasp on Python before that so you can really appreciate where functional programming is useful in a multi-paradigm language like Python.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 0:16 ID:jzUyExEN

ONE ONE ONE WORD WORD THE FORCED INDENTATION FO CODE ????

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 0:26 ID:sJFl1cio

C++ → C

nearly there...

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 5:39 ID:BTdr6qtx

>>15
That's actually right. I recommend reading SICP and achieving Satori, then going back to Python to apply the ways you've learnt and become a superior programmer (also an EXPERT PROGRAMMER). Lisp is great for reasoning, but Python has the advantage of being more practical (and much less verbose, yet still quite clear) for actual work. Without a proper base, you can write shitty Python like you'd write Java. With a proper base, you learn to exploit every aspect of Python: functional programming where it fits, objects where they fit, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 7:28 ID:8eFWxH10

Nothingness → C

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 7:32 ID:jzUyExEN

>>18
lies, dont listen to this troll.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 9:13 ID:BTdr6qtx

Traditional approach:
Pascal (learn imperative) -> C (learn real) -> Python (learn practical) -> Scheme (reading SICP) -> Python (apply all you've learnt) -> Satori

Purist approach:
Scheme (SICP) -> C -> Python -> Satori

Quick approach:
Scheme (SICP) -> Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 9:38 ID:15Bib9lW

QBASIC -> Attempted to learn C++ and failed -> Java -> Common Lisp -> Python -> Ruby -> Scheme -> Smalltalk -> Haskell -> Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 10:53 ID:MFx0B72D

Basic -> C -> Pascal -> C++ -> Java -> Icon -> Perl -> Satori -> Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 12:07 ID:G8lKOj+B

SICP? That's a beginner book you fucking idiots. Retards.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 12:08 ID:G8lKOj+B

Python (learn practical) -> Scheme (reading SICP) -> Python (apply all you've learnt)

ahahah retard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 13:36 ID:XJ9IILqr

First attempt, 1999—2006
HTML → CSS → PHP → JavaScript → XHTML → AppleScript → Python → FAILURE

Starting from scratch, 2006—...
Scheme (SICP) → Haskell → Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 14:46 ID:Bza18ECi

BASIC (on a atari 1800XL)→HTML→Visual Basic→Pascal→Delphi (I was like 14 then, don't question my language choices)→ (Long pause to go through High School) →xHTML→CSS→C→C++→Objetive-C

yup, haven't learned satori yet (I still don't get lisp, or any functional language for that mater, either), I'm stuck in gobject (damn you C objects) and all the algoithms stuff in university (sorting, searching, trees, nodes and all that stuff, implemented in either C or C++)

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 14:55 ID:Bza18ECi

>>27
I failed to know what was satori btw... don't mind me lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 15:37 ID:Heaven

HTML/CSS/PHP isn't programming, faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 16:16 ID:ikZWxrY4

>>28

Fancy way of saying enlightenment.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 18:18 ID:Heaven

>>30
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 18:34 ID:fZXSuqTO

>>28
It's basically .hack//

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 19:11 ID:Heaven

>>29
No, but they're still computer-interpreted languages and serve as an introduction to the general characteristics of programming for many people.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 19:18 ID:RM5m7GvY

>>33
Only PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 19:32 ID:ONzKxEiB

>>34
Not even PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 19:35 ID:YmcN/whG

The truth behind Satori :
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/lisp.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 19:38 ID:Heaven

>>34
NO, THEY ARE ALL INTERPRETED BY THE COMPUTER IN SOME WAY TO PRODUCE CERTAIN RESULTS. A SIMPLE EXAMPLE FOLLOWS:

<html>
<style type="text/css">
h1 {
color: red;
}
</style>
<body>
<h1>YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON</h1>
</body>
</html>

THE COMPUTER UTILIZES ENGINES FOR HTML AND CSS PARSING AND INTERPRETS THESE HTML TAGS AND THE CSS STYLE DECLARATION AND PRODUCES A RESULT WHICH IT CAN THEN RENDER OR MODIFY OR SOMETHING ELSE.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 19:42 ID:Heaven

>>37
YEAH I FORGOT MY HEAD TAGS BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER SINCE IF I GAVE THIS CODE TO AN HTML PARSER IT WOULD [b]INTERPRET[/p] THE CODE AND TELL ME THAT STYLE TAGS CAN'T GO HERE.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 19:57 ID:RM5m7GvY

I WAS ANSWERING TO >>33 WHEN HE SAID

but they're still computer-interpreted languages and serve as an introduction to the general characteristics of programming for many people.

AND NOT WHEN >>29 SAID THAT PHP WAS NOT A LANGUAGE

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 20:05 ID:Heaven

>>39
YES, AND I WAS ANSWERING TO YOUR ANSWER TO >>33 (WHO HAPPENS TO BE MYSELF)

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 20:39 ID:ONzKxEiB

HTML is most certainly a language. The thing about it, though, is it's neither turing complete nor touring complete. This is why many people don't regard it as programming.

Now, XHTML is touring complete, but it's still not turing complete...

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 20:46 ID:G8lKOj+B

SICP IS FOR BEGINNERS

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 0:25 ID:lTY8IUfe

all I ever wanted, all I ever needed, is here in ML

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 7:13


The 2 x world   there were numerous   bugs having to   introduce more primitives   or making environments   associative lists No   eval is necessary   because one could   contribute to without   spending months trying   to infiltrate the   community and find   the whitesheet for.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 1:10

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 1:10

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 1:11

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 1:11

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-26 19:03

Logo → Pascal → Visual Basic → Bash → Python → Javascript → C → Sepples → PHP → x86-64 asm → x86-32 asm → Lua → ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-26 19:24

Esophagus-Stomach-Intestines-Anus-Satori

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-26 19:27

Basic → Cobol → Clipper → C → C++ → Object Pascal → VB → Delphi → Perl → Perl6 → ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-26 23:58

BASIC → Pascal → Hypertalk → C++ → Ruby → Python → Lisp → C → Haskell → ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 2:15

Delphi → C → C++ → VB.Net → Object Pascal(Properly) → Oberon-2 → Satori

I understand what computer programs truly are now. Not what they are practically, but their composition. It's beautiful

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 3:45

SICP → Satori

Looks Simple, Doesn't It?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 4:03

C++ → C → Perl → Perl 6

Wasn't hard

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 4:09

QuickBasic → C → PHP → Python → Scheme → Satori

Other languages that I've fucked with the middle of it for any number of reasons but didn't help at all: Visual Basic, Pascal, Java, Perl

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 4:21

Java → PHP → C → C++ → Prolog → Haskell → C# → Python → ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 4:32

BASIC*     Perl → SICP
↓            ↑
C++ → C → (Action|Java)Script



*duh

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 5:11

Basic → Pascal → C → x86 Assembly → C++ → MIPS RISC aka Power(PC) assembly → Python/FIOC → SML → Lisp → Scheme → Satori → C99 → x86-64 and SSE2/3/4 assembly → ARM assembly → C++0x → ???

Satori isn't the final destination. It's a new beginning.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 5:36

>>53
Oberon-2
U MENA PASCAL

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 6:45

HORRIBLE ZZT Code
HTML (not a programming language per se)
Python
C
C++
Java
C#
C
Scheme
Python
No Satori yet

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 9:30

→ Satori

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 10:19

Exclude dialects.
#include <dialects>
TI-99 BASIC → C64 BASIC → Amiga BASIC → Amiga C → 6502 Asm → 68000 Asm (briefly) → DOS → QBASIC → Borland Turbo C → Intel 80386 Asm → Whatever the Borland C++ compiler was called before C++ Builder (early 90s) → Unix → gcc → Visual Studio (early version) → MASM → Lisp → Pentium Asm → MMX → Perl → Various scripting languages → BNF parsers → Creating languages → BBCode

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 10:38

Python → C++ → x86 assembly → ANSI C

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 11:11

Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp →#SEGMENTATION FAULT

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 11:18

Satori → C#

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 11:43

>>66
Regression.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 12:25

>>65
Scheme has tail recursion, so this would not happen in scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 12:39

Nyan nyan nyan nyan ni hao nyan → Satori

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 12:39

>>68
my anus has tail recursion

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 13:04

>>68
U MENA TCO

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 13:15

>>68
And so does every CL implementation worth it's salt.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 13:32

>>72
*its

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 15:32

C → C++ → TrainzScript → Pythong → PHP → C# → Satori

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 15:41

You can never achieve satori, fools.

You can only try for the rest of your lives.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 16:45

I invited The Sussman's /prog/snake into my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 18:07

Kisume → Yamame → Parsee → Yuugi → Satori

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 18:30


This thread contains some of the weirdest type signatures I've ever seen.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 19:04

>>60
No sir. Actually more like Oberon-07. Not that it matters a lot

Niklaus Wirth would be proud though. I'm implementing a compiler as we speak. He might sound arrogant in interviews, but damn, now I see what he means

All existing languages are typically moving towards syntax complexity; but most forget that they can too easily add syntax complexity at the cost of syntax complicacy

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