How did you achieve Satori?

How did you achieve Satori? Post the direct line of evolution towards Satori, from the first programming language you learnt, towards Satori, without extra branches. Exclude dialects.

Basic → C → Perl → PHP → Python → Lisp → Satori

I WAS ANSWERING TO >>33 WHEN HE SAID

but they're still computer-interpreted languages and serve as an introduction to the general characteristics of programming for many people.

AND NOT WHEN >>29 SAID THAT PHP WAS NOT A LANGUAGE