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How did you achieve Satori?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 16:31 ID:mVgL6s/2

How did you achieve Satori? Post the direct line of evolution towards Satori, from the first programming language you learnt, towards Satori, without extra branches. Exclude dialects.

Basic → C → Perl → PHP → Python → Lisp → Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 16:54 ID:cQGKQFs6

I guess the last step lisp -> Satori is not really needed

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 17:11 ID:uQNA+e+z

Basic → Delphi → Asm → Java → Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 17:19 ID:vChcSe2U

"Satori" more like BLUB amirite lol.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 17:39 ID:R2+JjVd2

C -> C++ -> ASM -> Perl -> Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 17:59 ID:ngYTlqYk

HTML → AJAX → PHP → BBCode → Java → C# → Enterprise

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 18:21 ID:qI5o87PP

C → PHP → Action Script → C++ → ASM → Lisp → Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 18:53 ID:w/panuPs

control over desires -> silent meditation -> become hermit in Himalayan mountain tops -> satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 20:39 ID:82Q4Zy4p

ActionScript → HTML → Javascript → PHP → BBCode

Not quite an EXPERT PROGRAMMER yet.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 21:30 ID:BDfHr4yE

Is Satori some sort of programming language?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 21:48 ID:36UsmID8

C → PHP → C → PHP → Java → Python → Ruby → Scheme → Lisp → Haskell → Changed to a mathematics degree → Enlightenment

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 22:09 ID:bkeayQmN

QBASIC → C++....

Not quite an EXPERT PROGRAMMER yet. :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 23:15 ID:rgW1MHxy

>>10
Yes. It's more commonly know as Python.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 23:30 ID:Cp9ZbUIU

>>1
>>13
"Basic → C → Perl → PHP → Python → Lisp → Satori"

So... it was Python->Lisp->Python?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 23:35 ID:rgW1MHxy

>>14
Yes, since knowing Lisp is necessary to fully utilize the functional aspects of Python. Better to have a grasp on Python before that so you can really appreciate where functional programming is useful in a multi-paradigm language like Python.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 0:16 ID:jzUyExEN

ONE ONE ONE WORD WORD THE FORCED INDENTATION FO CODE ????

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 0:26 ID:sJFl1cio

C++ → C

nearly there...

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 5:39 ID:BTdr6qtx

>>15
That's actually right. I recommend reading SICP and achieving Satori, then going back to Python to apply the ways you've learnt and become a superior programmer (also an EXPERT PROGRAMMER). Lisp is great for reasoning, but Python has the advantage of being more practical (and much less verbose, yet still quite clear) for actual work. Without a proper base, you can write shitty Python like you'd write Java. With a proper base, you learn to exploit every aspect of Python: functional programming where it fits, objects where they fit, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 7:28 ID:8eFWxH10

Nothingness → C

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 7:32 ID:jzUyExEN

>>18
lies, dont listen to this troll.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 9:13 ID:BTdr6qtx

Traditional approach:
Pascal (learn imperative) -> C (learn real) -> Python (learn practical) -> Scheme (reading SICP) -> Python (apply all you've learnt) -> Satori

Purist approach:
Scheme (SICP) -> C -> Python -> Satori

Quick approach:
Scheme (SICP) -> Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 9:38 ID:15Bib9lW

QBASIC -> Attempted to learn C++ and failed -> Java -> Common Lisp -> Python -> Ruby -> Scheme -> Smalltalk -> Haskell -> Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 10:53 ID:MFx0B72D

Basic -> C -> Pascal -> C++ -> Java -> Icon -> Perl -> Satori -> Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 12:07 ID:G8lKOj+B

SICP? That's a beginner book you fucking idiots. Retards.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 12:08 ID:G8lKOj+B

Python (learn practical) -> Scheme (reading SICP) -> Python (apply all you've learnt)

ahahah retard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 13:36 ID:XJ9IILqr

First attempt, 1999—2006
HTML → CSS → PHP → JavaScript → XHTML → AppleScript → Python → FAILURE

Starting from scratch, 2006—...
Scheme (SICP) → Haskell → Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 14:46 ID:Bza18ECi

BASIC (on a atari 1800XL)→HTML→Visual Basic→Pascal→Delphi (I was like 14 then, don't question my language choices)→ (Long pause to go through High School) →xHTML→CSS→C→C++→Objetive-C

yup, haven't learned satori yet (I still don't get lisp, or any functional language for that mater, either), I'm stuck in gobject (damn you C objects) and all the algoithms stuff in university (sorting, searching, trees, nodes and all that stuff, implemented in either C or C++)

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 14:55 ID:Bza18ECi

>>27
I failed to know what was satori btw... don't mind me lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 15:37 ID:Heaven

HTML/CSS/PHP isn't programming, faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 16:16 ID:ikZWxrY4

>>28

Fancy way of saying enlightenment.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 18:18 ID:Heaven

>>30
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 18:34 ID:fZXSuqTO

>>28
It's basically .hack//

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 19:11 ID:Heaven

>>29
No, but they're still computer-interpreted languages and serve as an introduction to the general characteristics of programming for many people.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 19:18 ID:RM5m7GvY

>>33
Only PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 19:32 ID:ONzKxEiB

>>34
Not even PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 19:35 ID:YmcN/whG

The truth behind Satori :
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/lisp.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 19:38 ID:Heaven

>>34
NO, THEY ARE ALL INTERPRETED BY THE COMPUTER IN SOME WAY TO PRODUCE CERTAIN RESULTS. A SIMPLE EXAMPLE FOLLOWS:

<html>
<style type="text/css">
h1 {
color: red;
}
</style>
<body>
<h1>YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON</h1>
</body>
</html>

THE COMPUTER UTILIZES ENGINES FOR HTML AND CSS PARSING AND INTERPRETS THESE HTML TAGS AND THE CSS STYLE DECLARATION AND PRODUCES A RESULT WHICH IT CAN THEN RENDER OR MODIFY OR SOMETHING ELSE.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 19:42 ID:Heaven

>>37
YEAH I FORGOT MY HEAD TAGS BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER SINCE IF I GAVE THIS CODE TO AN HTML PARSER IT WOULD [b]INTERPRET[/p] THE CODE AND TELL ME THAT STYLE TAGS CAN'T GO HERE.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 19:57 ID:RM5m7GvY

I WAS ANSWERING TO >>33 WHEN HE SAID

but they're still computer-interpreted languages and serve as an introduction to the general characteristics of programming for many people.

AND NOT WHEN >>29 SAID THAT PHP WAS NOT A LANGUAGE

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 20:05 ID:Heaven

>>39
YES, AND I WAS ANSWERING TO YOUR ANSWER TO >>33 (WHO HAPPENS TO BE MYSELF)

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