How did you achieve Satori?

How did you achieve Satori? Post the direct line of evolution towards Satori, from the first programming language you learnt, towards Satori, without extra branches. Exclude dialects.

Basic → C → Perl → PHP → Python → Lisp → Satori

BASIC (on a atari 1800XL)→HTML→Visual Basic→Pascal→Delphi (I was like 14 then, don't question my language choices)→ (Long pause to go through High School) →xHTML→CSS→C→C++→Objetive-C

yup, haven't learned satori yet (I still don't get lisp, or any functional language for that mater, either), I'm stuck in gobject (damn you C objects) and all the algoithms stuff in university (sorting, searching, trees, nodes and all that stuff, implemented in either C or C++)