/prog/ - How did you achieve Satori?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 16:31 ID:mVgL6s/2

How did you achieve Satori? Post the direct line of evolution towards Satori, from the first programming language you learnt, towards Satori, without extra branches. Exclude dialects.

Basic → C → Perl → PHP → Python → Lisp → Satori

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 20:39 ID:ONzKxEiB

HTML is most certainly a language. The thing about it, though, is it's neither turing complete nor touring complete. This is why many people don't regard it as programming.

Now, XHTML is touring complete, but it's still not turing complete...

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 20:46 ID:G8lKOj+B

SICP IS FOR BEGINNERS

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 0:25 ID:lTY8IUfe

all I ever wanted, all I ever needed, is here in ML

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 7:13

The 2 x world there were numerous bugs having to introduce more primitives or making environments associative lists No eval is necessary because one could contribute to without spending months trying to infiltrate the community and find the whitesheet for.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 1:10

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 1:10

Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-26 19:03

Logo → Pascal → Visual Basic → Bash → Python → Javascript → C → Sepples → PHP → x86-64 asm → x86-32 asm → Lua → ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-26 19:24

Esophagus-Stomach-Intestines-Anus-Satori

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-26 19:27

Basic → Cobol → Clipper → C → C++ → Object Pascal → VB → Delphi → Perl → Perl6 → ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-26 23:58

BASIC → Pascal → Hypertalk → C++ → Ruby → Python → Lisp → C → Haskell → ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 2:15

Delphi → C → C++ → VB.Net → Object Pascal(Properly) → Oberon-2 → Satori

I understand what computer programs truly are now. Not what they are practically, but their composition. It's beautiful

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 3:45

SICP → Satori

Looks Simple, Doesn't It?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 4:03

C++ → C → Perl → Perl 6

Wasn't hard

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 4:09

QuickBasic → C → PHP → Python → Scheme → Satori

Other languages that I've fucked with the middle of it for any number of reasons but didn't help at all: Visual Basic, Pascal, Java, Perl

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 4:21

Java → PHP → C → C++ → Prolog → Haskell → C# → Python → ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 4:32

BASIC* Perl → SICP ↓ ↑ C++ → C → (Action|Java)Script

^*duh

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 5:11

Basic → Pascal → C → x86 Assembly → C++ → MIPS RISC aka Power(PC) assembly → Python/FIOC → SML → Lisp → Scheme → Satori → C99 → x86-64 and SSE2/3/4 assembly → ARM assembly → C++0x → ???

Satori isn't the final destination. It's a new beginning.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 5:36

>>53
Oberon-2
U MENA PASCAL

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 6:45

HORRIBLE ZZT Code
HTML (not a programming language per se)
Python
C
C++
Java
C#
C
Scheme
Python
No Satori yet

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 9:30

→ Satori

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 10:19

~~Exclude dialects.~~
#include <dialects>
TI-99 BASIC → C64 BASIC → Amiga BASIC → Amiga C → 6502 Asm → 68000 Asm (briefly) → DOS → QBASIC → Borland Turbo C → Intel 80386 Asm → Whatever the Borland C++ compiler was called before C++ Builder (early 90s) → Unix → gcc → Visual Studio (early version) → MASM → Lisp → Pentium Asm → MMX → Perl → Various scripting languages → BNF parsers → Creating languages → _BBCode

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 10:38

Python → C++ → x86 assembly → ANSI C

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 11:11

Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp → Lisp →#SEGMENTATION FAULT

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 11:18

Satori → C#

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 11:43

>>66
Regression.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 12:25

>>65
Scheme has tail recursion, so this would not happen in scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 12:39

Nyan nyan nyan nyan ni hao nyan → Satori

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 12:39

>>68
my anus has tail recursion

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 13:04

>>68
U MENA TCO

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 13:15

>>68
And so does every CL implementation worth it's salt.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 13:32

>>72
*its

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 15:32

C → C++ → TrainzScript → Pythong → PHP → C# → Satori

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 15:41

You can never achieve satori, fools.

You can only try for the rest of your lives.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 16:45

I invited The Sussman's /prog/snake into my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 18:07

Kisume → Yamame → Parsee → Yuugi → Satori

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 18:30

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This thread contains some of the weirdest type signatures I've ever seen.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-27 19:04

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No sir. Actually more like Oberon-07. Not that it matters a lot

Niklaus Wirth would be proud though. I'm implementing a compiler as we speak. He might sound arrogant in interviews, but damn, now I see what he means

All existing languages are typically moving towards syntax complexity; but most forget that they can too easily add syntax complexity at the cost of syntax complicacy

How did you achieve Satori?

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