4chan as a government

If 4chan was a government, what type of laws would it have?

In order to find out, we'll just have to poll the audience. Mention a couple of facts about the law system you think 4chan would have.

I.e. stuff like:

Prostitution is legal

Businesses must buy and sell carbon credits

Public nudity at work will result in 1 (one) immediate promotion

The 4chan national anthem, the Fresh Price of Bel-Air theme, must be sung before every sporting event

everything is legal except all forms of faggotry

1. Do not talk about the government
2. Do NOT talk about the government
3. We are the government
4. The government is legion
5. The government never forgives
6. The government can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. The government is still able to deliver
8. There are no real laws
9. There are no real restrictions for law enforcement either-enjoy your Guantanamo
10. If you like any other countries, DON'T
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
14. Do not argue with independent parties - it means that they win

It would be an anarcho-capitalist paradise.
Fuck your laws you commie cunt.

We all have fat pipes, and people who are hit and killed on the highway are left there to rot for the gawking entertainment of the masses.

Also, cats everywhere.

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>>4
Hell yes.

>>2
But then what about /y/?

Everyone would have a gun, in the ghetto, of course, where we be up to no good.

Freedom gained by slavery, and slavery granted by freedom.

4chan's government would be libertarian, no doubt. Libertarianism is characterized as a minimalistic type of government which allows for people t do nearly anything they wish so long as it doesn't negatively affect other people. It also heavily emphasizes free markete trade, privatization, and is also tax-free, meaning that niggers on welfare will need to get real jobs and can't just sit on their asses all day like they're used to.

Basically, as long as you don't shoot someone or post CP, you won't get B& there.

>>11

4chans governemnt would be communist. Working only what is needed and spending the rest of ones time in front of the computer.

>>12
you wish
GTFO faggot

>>10 what is this, some hippie psuedo-brain shit? GTFO.

>>11 Not this shit again.

>>12 Fucking red commie b/tards

>>13 no, you GTFO.

Why the fuck would 4chan have carbon credit laws?

To credit the motherfuckin carbons.

b/tard

>>15
Because 4chan is sooooo concerned about the environment

Because 4chan is full of libfags and libfags care about the environment

>>18

Actually 4chan is full of everything.
You can find all ideologies here, from communism/fascism to libertarianism.

Yeah but it all comes down to what we really are as humans, government is little to do with ideologies.

4chan would be a terrible government ... completely filled with fail.  Why?  Because while people were shouting out "SEAKING" (as required under ChanGov), the man who shouts out "GOLDEEN" would be arrested and executed!  And his execution!  My!  That would involve a 12 foot long iron pipe, 12 pounds of fire ants, a bottle of Gorilla Glue™, several yards of surgical tubing, and a few days of a strong summer sun.  (Oh yeah, I almost forgot the critical element:  a TV set on to Faux News™.)

>>21
RedCream (and by the whiny tone i deduce that you are the original and not one of the stand alone complexes), you are a libertarian are you not? Is not the anarchic 4chan your utopia in action? What legal codifications would you enact to control the dirty thoughts of all these /b/tards?

>>22
RedCream is not a libertarian.

I'm not a libertarian but an anarchist!
I hate private property and I'll steal all your stuff when the revolution comes!

I'm a lot more anarchic than libertarian, #22.  Utopia is unattainable.  The best you can reach is to let people do what they can within reason, without impeding what OTHER people can do (again, within reason).  Since we live in a highly unreasonable era, it's difficult to see the sense of that assertion.  Nobody trusts their neighbor, hence they turn to the government, which they accept as a power trip since they don't trust the government either.

And, #24:  When the revolution DOES come, you'd better be armed.  That's all that needs to be said on THAT topic.

>>25
So you love 4chan? If you are anarchic i mean?

No, #26.  I LIKE 4chan, and I LOVE the "sexy beautiful women" it features.  I can like something (even LOVE it) without having it rule over me as a government.  In the same fashion, I can love a sexy beautiful woman, but the bitch has no place telling me what to eat, how to dress, where I'm going tonight, etc.

>>27
So why do you whine so incessantly?

Who's really whining here, #28?  It sounds like YOU.  Can you even construct more than one sentence in a row?

You're as much of an anarch as Stalin and Hitler.
Come back when you finally realized that ZOMG LETS MAKE REGULATIONS FOR THE EVIL KKKAPITALISTS is not an anarchic position.

The reason why there are so many libertarians and anarchists on the Internet (see: Ron Paul supporters) is because a huge majority of people on the Internet have never lived in real life.

Mr. RedCream, your desire for anarchy will fade when you realize that humans are inherently willing and able to hurt you, and the revolution will never come.

Now, on topic, Soviet 4chan will be divided into 5 sections: Text, Image,Drawing, Uploads, IRC. Each section will contain states with their own laws. Mr. Redcream's anarchy will be in forced anon territory, where he won't be recognized.

The reason why there are so many libertarians and anarchists on the Internet (see: Ron Paul supporters) is because a huge majority of people on the Internet earn professional incomes and can afford it.

I think a 4chan government would have to include a gift economy...  people don't try to make money of their posts here, they try to make people laugh or angry or whatever and encourage others to do so.  I think 4chandrala would be a place where a bunch of people try to out perform each in their capacities and contributions while a vastly, vastly, vastly greater number leech off their achievements.

However, it would be impossible to tell who was contributing and who was "lurking" in the shadows of society, as it were, because all would don the Holy Veil of Anonymous as a mark of citizenship... so there would be no pride in people's contributions other than personal pride, not a gloatful, scornful kind, and one would hope they would inspire enough of the lurkers to join in the great dance that is the workings of 4chandrala.

Those who forsake the veil so everyone knows its them when they're making an ass of themselves (RedCream) would be legally killed in the unregulated dueling traditions of 4chandrala, as malice and spite often reaches a breaking point.  A life where combat is a constant feature such as this would be good for the citizenry and nations as well, for every manner of fighting spirit would be required to hold the border against the ravaging hordes of not4chandrala, who would constantly conspire against us and make plans against our nations' loli's.

oh... and realdolls everywhere

China should drop an A-bomb on any 4chan run nation

4chan would either be a big, failed democratic state or several thousand fiefdoms whose titles vary from "the Sublime Libertarian Confederacy of Anon" to "Workers' Collective Farm of Anon." More likely still, you'd have to come up with a new government type. Call it an Anonocracy.

Call it what you will, it'd be filled with fail.

>The reason why there are so many libertarians and anarchists on the Internet (see: Ron Paul supporters) is because a huge majority of people on the Internet earn professional incomes and can afford it.

No. Its the kids of the people who earn professional incomes who come on the Internet and whine about libertarianism.

Would furries be considered an endangered species, or would they legalize hunting them?

>>38
Exactly.