4chan as a government

If 4chan was a government, what type of laws would it have?

In order to find out, we'll just have to poll the audience. Mention a couple of facts about the law system you think 4chan would have.

I.e. stuff like:

Prostitution is legal

Businesses must buy and sell carbon credits

Public nudity at work will result in 1 (one) immediate promotion

The 4chan national anthem, the Fresh Price of Bel-Air theme, must be sung before every sporting event

No, #26.  I LIKE 4chan, and I LOVE the "sexy beautiful women" it features.  I can like something (even LOVE it) without having it rule over me as a government.  In the same fashion, I can love a sexy beautiful woman, but the bitch has no place telling me what to eat, how to dress, where I'm going tonight, etc.