4chan as a government

If 4chan was a government, what type of laws would it have?

In order to find out, we'll just have to poll the audience. Mention a couple of facts about the law system you think 4chan would have.

I.e. stuff like:

Prostitution is legal

Businesses must buy and sell carbon credits

Public nudity at work will result in 1 (one) immediate promotion

The 4chan national anthem, the Fresh Price of Bel-Air theme, must be sung before every sporting event

I'm a lot more anarchic than libertarian, #22.  Utopia is unattainable.  The best you can reach is to let people do what they can within reason, without impeding what OTHER people can do (again, within reason).  Since we live in a highly unreasonable era, it's difficult to see the sense of that assertion.  Nobody trusts their neighbor, hence they turn to the government, which they accept as a power trip since they don't trust the government either.

And, #24:  When the revolution DOES come, you'd better be armed.  That's all that needs to be said on THAT topic.