4chan as a government

If 4chan was a government, what type of laws would it have?

In order to find out, we'll just have to poll the audience. Mention a couple of facts about the law system you think 4chan would have.

I.e. stuff like:

Prostitution is legal

Businesses must buy and sell carbon credits

Public nudity at work will result in 1 (one) immediate promotion

The 4chan national anthem, the Fresh Price of Bel-Air theme, must be sung before every sporting event

>The reason why there are so many libertarians and anarchists on the Internet (see: Ron Paul supporters) is because a huge majority of people on the Internet earn professional incomes and can afford it.

No. Its the kids of the people who earn professional incomes who come on the Internet and whine about libertarianism.