4chan as a government

If 4chan was a government, what type of laws would it have?

In order to find out, we'll just have to poll the audience. Mention a couple of facts about the law system you think 4chan would have.

I.e. stuff like:

Prostitution is legal

Businesses must buy and sell carbon credits

Public nudity at work will result in 1 (one) immediate promotion

The 4chan national anthem, the Fresh Price of Bel-Air theme, must be sung before every sporting event

4chan's government would be libertarian, no doubt. Libertarianism is characterized as a minimalistic type of government which allows for people t do nearly anything they wish so long as it doesn't negatively affect other people. It also heavily emphasizes free markete trade, privatization, and is also tax-free, meaning that niggers on welfare will need to get real jobs and can't just sit on their asses all day like they're used to.

Basically, as long as you don't shoot someone or post CP, you won't get B& there.