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How do you beet the Military Draft?

Name: n64 2006-10-14 4:23

You know, we're running out of troops for Iraq..  and Iran's next on the agenda.  The draft's coming..  how do I beet it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 5:09

Turn 26.

Name: Xel 2006-10-14 5:12

>>1 Perhaps all those brave patriots exercising their 2nd amendment rights will take a stance on government-enforced slavery? Nah, they'll let it slide and then spend the rest of their lives complaining about the gubmint.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 5:43

Shoot your leg.

Name: Xel 2006-10-14 10:12

Nah. I'm a Swede, so I shy from guns in case my suicidal heritage comes into play.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 12:47 (sage)

>>1 Learn to spell.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 13:33

Become 26, become gay, become Canadian, become an hero.  All good options.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-15 15:13

>>7
What does becoming 26 have to do with it? Conscription is currently an unfavorably thought of thing, if Bush goes against custom and enforces one - what makes you think he'll impose an age limit lower than the current maximum volunteering age? The oldest age you can volunteer at is in the mid 30's, I think.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-15 20:45

26 is a pipe dream. The possible draft age could be 18-42. Get a GPS thingy, and make sure the Latitude is larger than 50. But go south, I don't want your pansy ass here in Canadia.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-15 22:42

>>1
Beet it? Stroking works better.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-15 23:31

I'll probably pretend to be gay.  Hit on the recruit offcier and whatnot.

My father would probably try to drag me to Mexico, though. :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-16 4:20

>>13
cannonfodder knows no age

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-16 4:20

>>1
Last time I checked, you have to be a US citizen to be allowed into the US Army. Would that be something to work on?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-16 13:41

>>15
You have to be a citizen or a legal resident.  But they're pretty lenient on even that these days.  You can't fill quotas by lowering standards forever.

Name: Xel 2006-10-16 13:48

>>16 Last time I checked they were admitting white supremacists and people who grew up in their friend's garage, torturing wildlife, smaller kids and burning shit up. McVey, anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-16 15:12 (sage)

>>17 hey jackass learn to use the boards the right way, we dont like your kind here.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-17 4:57

Would a US citizen living in Europe be drafted?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-17 6:13

Become a conscientous objector.  There's a process to doing it, which you can research on your own.  It's not 100% but it might be enough for a judge to just say "screw it kid, just go home."

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-17 16:48

we'll only be drafting lawyers this time. Since they volunteered  to take every last step to court, they're the only ones we need to defend us.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-19 1:20

>>21

OBJECTION!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-19 8:34

AMERICAN...LOL

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-19 11:08

>>23
STFU STUPID FAGGOT YOU ARE AS COMPLETELY WRONG AS YOU ARE A COMPLETE MORAN

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-20 22:00

talking to yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-21 1:00

>>23
I ARE IS NOT TO BE TALKS TO MYSELF

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-21 4:21

It's my impression that the current American youth is way too liberal to put up with a draft.  I'd personally be like, fuck you government.  But only if everyone else did so with me.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-21 8:12

>>23
pime taradox?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-22 16:12

Tell them your gay and if they don't believe you, just fuck them in the ass.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-22 17:00

cut your dick off then you can tell them your a dickless coward

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-22 17:12

>>28
What if they accept willingly?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-22 22:18

>>28

It's only gay if the balls touch.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 14:57

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Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 17:10

Ummmm...don't worry about a draft for now?

Previously, Bush wouldn't put a draft into effect because he knew it would be political suicide. But how long they can ignore the numbers?  Fuck if I know. Maybe until after the next election, if the republicans win.  I would have joined for Kerry.  I might still join for the sake of Korea/Japan/East Asia.

But Bush, Iraq, Iran, and the Middle East can all go fuck themselves.  I don't want any part of anything to do with of any of them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-26 14:08

I joined the Army a few weeks after 9/11.  No big deal.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-26 23:22

The Army doesnt want the draft, the government doesnt want the draft, the only people talking about a draft are liberals who milk it for political advantage, and you fucktards wouldnt even make good cannon fodder.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-02 12:18

we could send in all the damn mexicans... 
that would thin them out a little

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-04 19:59

I'd go to canada.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 0:10

canada is no longer an option. they'll arrest you at the border if a draft in enstated.

best way? either change your religion fast to be a conciencious objector, or get very fat. they wont use you if you're unfit to do the work.

Name: G-Dub 2006-11-05 7:54

I would recommend telling superiors that you find friendly fire amusing, you shudder at the mere suggestion of personal hygiene, and lastly, tell them that you're neither gay nor straight, but hey....sex is sex, no matter WHO you're fuckin'.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 11:58

>>35
>and you fucktards wouldnt even make good cannon fodder.

you would

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 12:40

>>1
Get AIDS

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-07 4:14

>>1 be forty years old; which has the added benefit of being able to laugh at 19 year old dittoheads getting their limbs shot off while you kick back at home!

Name: 2blu2scru 2006-11-07 5:29

you could always tell them you're for the war, any war, and they won't draft you they'll make you president

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-07 10:02

fuck the draft what the US needs is a froeign legion. Set up recurting stations all along the Rio Grande and at Tijuhana

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-07 13:20

EXCHANGE CITIZENSHIP FOR 4 YEARS MILITARY SERVICE

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-09 20:35

>>41
Thread ended here.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 5:54

Hell will freeze over before I let them take me anywhere, and if it comes down to it... I'll just put a gun in my mouth and blow my brains out. At least I wouldn't have died in the name of "Freedom(TM)", and "The American Way(C)". Seriously, what good has my country ever done for me?! The US, and the draft can just go fuck itself.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 13:02

>>47
Saved your oven doomed black ass from the nazis.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-16 11:28

>>33
>>Bush wouldn't put a draft into effect because he knew it would be political suicide.

He guarnteed till 08, and after that he cant run again anyways.. Its not like he'll be impeached for a draft, so the people's opinions dont matter anymore, he can do anyhing.. 0.o

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-16 11:30

>>48
We fucked with the nazis, they didnt fuck with us 0.o

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-16 12:29

>>50
They declared war on the US.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-16 13:57

>>50
>>51

No, the US declared war on Japan which pretty much meant we declared war on Germany and Italy as well.

If Hitler had conquered Europe, he would have tried to invade America.  To him, America was where all the good and smart Germans were going and he wanted to stop that.  Japan probably would have helped too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-16 15:23

>>52
Learn your fucking history
Japan attacks US (Declares War)
US declares war on Japan
Axis powers declare war on US
US declares war on Axis powers

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 1:22

>>52

Are you sure he wanted to invade America? As far as I know from Mein Kampf all he wanted was leibensraum in Europe , solve the jewish problem of Europe and defeat Bolshevism from Europe, infact the Americans liked Nazi Germany for awhile because they were opposing communism.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 2:01

The US and Nazis already had some very icy relations with the US logistically supporting the USSR and UK. Many US citizens saw what was happenning to London and the UK and knew sitting around sucking dick wasn't going to solve anything. Pearl harbour was the event that ended the debate.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 3:55

The Jews solved the Jewish question by taking over Palestine and renaming it Israel. Now it's the PALESTINIAN question that has arisen....

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 23:12

>>45
Now, that'd be a great idea

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 4:27

>>53
US coaxes Japan into attacking the US
Japan attacks US (Declares War)
US quietly allows attacks as justification to the american people we should stop being neutral and enter the war
US declares war on Japan
Axis powers declare war on US
US declares war on Axis powers

*fixed

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 4:57

nazi germany and certain large american companies had some pretty good relations untill the US decided that you couldn't trade with germany. I can't remember the list, but  Ford was one of them, and some american bank was also responsible for handling alot of nazi gold.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 5:13

>>59
IBM was another one

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 16:38

>>58
only a fucking moron would even venture this kind of stupidity as a joke. What is Truth?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 16:50

>>35
Charlie Rangel The DEMOCRAT's Choice for the House Ways and Means Committee wants the draft and you stupid faggot liberals put them in power. Pack up your shit morons. You just fucked yourself into government servitude.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 6:10

>>58
I'm sure that cutting off supplys of oil to Japan constitutes coaxing them into war with us.

I suppose that would alleviate us of any responsibility for attacking the OPEC nations, had we chosen to do so back during the last oil crisis.

Hell, we've been "coaxing" Cuba into a war with us for decades, I wonder when they're gonna get off their asses.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 18:12

Count on a wingnut to start calling people faggots.  Have no sence of Decency? any at all?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 18:13

the draft isn't going to happen.  it political susicide for which ever party supports it

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 22:50

To 64.

LOL.  Good one!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 12:46

Decency? What would you know of it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 12:56

get aids

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 18:25

a lot more then the wingut who randomly accusses people of being Gay.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 23:52

It wasn't random

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-25 18:58

how does that person know that the accused is gay.  He's assuming. un;ess the accused said they were.  therefor they are randomly accusing the acussie of being

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-25 23:01

I rest my case

Name: GuitarHero 2006-11-26 17:06

>>8

Last I went to reinlist, you can be up to your 40s and still get in.

You don't 'beet' a draft, you suck it down and go fight for your freedoms, or you go be a bitch and run off.  If you're needed, you go.  Best thing to do if you don't want to fight is pre-empt the draft by enlisting in the coast guard.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-26 17:34

get AIDS!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-26 17:50

crest my case is for cowards. ROFL

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-28 6:07 (sage)

Das Thread ist beendet.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-28 12:13

indeed. no more mud slinging

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 3:08

LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 21:07

If I were in the war, I would come in on horseback with a sword and stick it in civilians eyes until they deemed me insane enough.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 22:15

I'd join up, but such a vicious sadistic maniac I'd get promoted and enjoy an officer's lifestyle. I would then be as corrupt as possible and make 10 million dollars. I would then quit with my winnings, get my series 7 and live in opulent splendour like a yuppy till I die.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 23:44

love or leave it is a clear sign of ignorance

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-02 1:19

>>44


lolz france/french

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 14:54

Get high

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 15:06

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 23:09

Forum: Troll Fox News. You up for it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 16:05

join the Taliban

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 16:10

>>86
I don't think you thought this through.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-10 6:54

I would go and sit on the Group W bench

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 18:13

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 11:15

tell them you're gay and being in the army is against your religion. they cannot touch you legally

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 4:24

>>90
I'd leave out the gay part, unless you want to be touched literally.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 15:14

>>91
good point

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-06 15:40

Call your congress critter/president and tell them if there is any talk of a draft you will work to see them removed from office. Draft dodged, totally legal, and no trips to Canuck-a-stan or Mexico involved.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-06 16:11

>> fudge fart

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-06 20:46

Don't worry. They won't take you. You can't spell.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-11 0:26

>>83

Comment was made nearly 3 years later that 82

Time flies when you're...

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 12:53

>>45
NO

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 17:48

I beat the draft by not doing anything because I have minor nerve damage that reduces the responsiveness of my lower right calf and eye damage which can only be remedied with contact lenses.

I could try to beat the system and become a medic or some shit but I would most likely spend my time fucking the milfs left at home while their husbands suffer and die for my freedom.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 18:18

...while their husbands suffer and die for my oil.

Fixed

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 21:17

>>99
...while their husbands suffer and die for Israel's interest.
Fixed even more accurately.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 15:03

This guy can show you how to beet the draft:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beet_the_Vandel_Buster

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-17 14:28

There is no draft, gb2 50 years ago.

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