You know, we're running out of troops for Iraq.. and Iran's next on the agenda. The draft's coming.. how do I beet it?
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Anonymous2006-10-14 5:09
Turn 26.
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Xel2006-10-14 5:12
>>1 Perhaps all those brave patriots exercising their 2nd amendment rights will take a stance on government-enforced slavery? Nah, they'll let it slide and then spend the rest of their lives complaining about the gubmint.
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Anonymous2006-10-14 5:43
Shoot your leg.
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Xel2006-10-14 10:12
Nah. I'm a Swede, so I shy from guns in case my suicidal heritage comes into play.
Become 26, become gay, become Canadian, become an hero. All good options.
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Anonymous2006-10-15 15:13
>>7
What does becoming 26 have to do with it? Conscription is currently an unfavorably thought of thing, if Bush goes against custom and enforces one - what makes you think he'll impose an age limit lower than the current maximum volunteering age? The oldest age you can volunteer at is in the mid 30's, I think.
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Anonymous2006-10-15 20:45
26 is a pipe dream. The possible draft age could be 18-42. Get a GPS thingy, and make sure the Latitude is larger than 50. But go south, I don't want your pansy ass here in Canadia.
>>1
Last time I checked, you have to be a US citizen to be allowed into the US Army. Would that be something to work on?
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Anonymous2006-10-16 13:41
>>15
You have to be a citizen or a legal resident. But they're pretty lenient on even that these days. You can't fill quotas by lowering standards forever.
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Xel2006-10-16 13:48
>>16 Last time I checked they were admitting white supremacists and people who grew up in their friend's garage, torturing wildlife, smaller kids and burning shit up. McVey, anyone?
>>17 hey jackass learn to use the boards the right way, we dont like your kind here.
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Anonymous2006-10-17 4:57
Would a US citizen living in Europe be drafted?
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Anonymous2006-10-17 6:13
Become a conscientous objector. There's a process to doing it, which you can research on your own. It's not 100% but it might be enough for a judge to just say "screw it kid, just go home."
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Anonymous2006-10-17 16:48
we'll only be drafting lawyers this time. Since they volunteered to take every last step to court, they're the only ones we need to defend us.
It's my impression that the current American youth is way too liberal to put up with a draft. I'd personally be like, fuck you government. But only if everyone else did so with me.
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Anonymous2006-10-25 17:10
Ummmm...don't worry about a draft for now?
Previously, Bush wouldn't put a draft into effect because he knew it would be political suicide. But how long they can ignore the numbers? Fuck if I know. Maybe until after the next election, if the republicans win. I would have joined for Kerry. I might still join for the sake of Korea/Japan/East Asia.
But Bush, Iraq, Iran, and the Middle East can all go fuck themselves. I don't want any part of anything to do with of any of them.
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Anonymous2006-10-26 14:08
I joined the Army a few weeks after 9/11. No big deal.
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Anonymous2006-10-26 23:22
The Army doesnt want the draft, the government doesnt want the draft, the only people talking about a draft are liberals who milk it for political advantage, and you fucktards wouldnt even make good cannon fodder.
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Anonymous2006-11-02 12:18
we could send in all the damn mexicans...
that would thin them out a little
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Anonymous2006-11-04 19:59
I'd go to canada.
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Anonymous2006-11-05 0:10
canada is no longer an option. they'll arrest you at the border if a draft in enstated.
best way? either change your religion fast to be a conciencious objector, or get very fat. they wont use you if you're unfit to do the work.
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G-Dub2006-11-05 7:54
I would recommend telling superiors that you find friendly fire amusing, you shudder at the mere suggestion of personal hygiene, and lastly, tell them that you're neither gay nor straight, but hey....sex is sex, no matter WHO you're fuckin'.
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Anonymous2006-11-05 11:58
>>35
>and you fucktards wouldnt even make good cannon fodder.
>>1 be forty years old; which has the added benefit of being able to laugh at 19 year old dittoheads getting their limbs shot off while you kick back at home!
Hell will freeze over before I let them take me anywhere, and if it comes down to it... I'll just put a gun in my mouth and blow my brains out. At least I wouldn't have died in the name of "Freedom(TM)", and "The American Way(C)". Seriously, what good has my country ever done for me?! The US, and the draft can just go fuck itself.
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Anonymous2006-11-12 13:02
>>47
Saved your oven doomed black ass from the nazis.
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Anonymous2006-11-16 11:28
>>33
>>Bush wouldn't put a draft into effect because he knew it would be political suicide.
He guarnteed till 08, and after that he cant run again anyways.. Its not like he'll be impeached for a draft, so the people's opinions dont matter anymore, he can do anyhing.. 0.o
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Anonymous2006-11-16 11:30
>>48
We fucked with the nazis, they didnt fuck with us 0.o
No, the US declared war on Japan which pretty much meant we declared war on Germany and Italy as well.
If Hitler had conquered Europe, he would have tried to invade America. To him, America was where all the good and smart Germans were going and he wanted to stop that. Japan probably would have helped too.
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Anonymous2006-11-16 15:23
>>52
Learn your fucking history
Japan attacks US (Declares War)
US declares war on Japan
Axis powers declare war on US
US declares war on Axis powers
Are you sure he wanted to invade America? As far as I know from Mein Kampf all he wanted was leibensraum in Europe , solve the jewish problem of Europe and defeat Bolshevism from Europe, infact the Americans liked Nazi Germany for awhile because they were opposing communism.
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Anonymous2006-11-17 2:01
The US and Nazis already had some very icy relations with the US logistically supporting the USSR and UK. Many US citizens saw what was happenning to London and the UK and knew sitting around sucking dick wasn't going to solve anything. Pearl harbour was the event that ended the debate.
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Anonymous2006-11-18 3:55
The Jews solved the Jewish question by taking over Palestine and renaming it Israel. Now it's the PALESTINIAN question that has arisen....
>>53
US coaxes Japan into attacking the US
Japan attacks US (Declares War)
US quietly allows attacks as justification to the american people we should stop being neutral and enter the war
US declares war on Japan
Axis powers declare war on US
US declares war on Axis powers
*fixed
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Anonymous2006-11-22 4:57
nazi germany and certain large american companies had some pretty good relations untill the US decided that you couldn't trade with germany. I can't remember the list, but Ford was one of them, and some american bank was also responsible for handling alot of nazi gold.
>>58
only a fucking moron would even venture this kind of stupidity as a joke. What is Truth?
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Anonymous2006-11-22 16:50
>>35
Charlie Rangel The DEMOCRAT's Choice for the House Ways and Means Committee wants the draft and you stupid faggot liberals put them in power. Pack up your shit morons. You just fucked yourself into government servitude.
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Anonymous2006-11-23 6:10
>>58
I'm sure that cutting off supplys of oil to Japan constitutes coaxing them into war with us.
I suppose that would alleviate us of any responsibility for attacking the OPEC nations, had we chosen to do so back during the last oil crisis.
Hell, we've been "coaxing" Cuba into a war with us for decades, I wonder when they're gonna get off their asses.
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Anonymous2006-11-23 18:12
Count on a wingnut to start calling people faggots. Have no sence of Decency? any at all?
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Anonymous2006-11-23 18:13
the draft isn't going to happen. it political susicide for which ever party supports it
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Anonymous2006-11-23 22:50
To 64.
LOL. Good one!
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Anonymous2006-11-24 12:46
Decency? What would you know of it?
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Anonymous2006-11-24 12:56
get aids
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Anonymous2006-11-24 18:25
a lot more then the wingut who randomly accusses people of being Gay.
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Anonymous2006-11-24 23:52
It wasn't random
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Anonymous2006-11-25 18:58
how does that person know that the accused is gay. He's assuming. un;ess the accused said they were. therefor they are randomly accusing the acussie of being
Last I went to reinlist, you can be up to your 40s and still get in.
You don't 'beet' a draft, you suck it down and go fight for your freedoms, or you go be a bitch and run off. If you're needed, you go. Best thing to do if you don't want to fight is pre-empt the draft by enlisting in the coast guard.
If I were in the war, I would come in on horseback with a sword and stick it in civilians eyes until they deemed me insane enough.
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Anonymous2006-12-01 22:15
I'd join up, but such a vicious sadistic maniac I'd get promoted and enjoy an officer's lifestyle. I would then be as corrupt as possible and make 10 million dollars. I would then quit with my winnings, get my series 7 and live in opulent splendour like a yuppy till I die.
Call your congress critter/president and tell them if there is any talk of a draft you will work to see them removed from office. Draft dodged, totally legal, and no trips to Canuck-a-stan or Mexico involved.
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Anonymous2010-01-06 16:11
>> fudge fart
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Anonymous2010-01-06 20:46
Don't worry. They won't take you. You can't spell.
I beat the draft by not doing anything because I have minor nerve damage that reduces the responsiveness of my lower right calf and eye damage which can only be remedied with contact lenses.
I could try to beat the system and become a medic or some shit but I would most likely spend my time fucking the milfs left at home while their husbands suffer and die for my freedom.
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Anonymous2010-01-14 18:18
...while their husbands suffer and die for my oil.
Fixed
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Anonymous2010-01-14 21:17
>>99 ...while their husbands suffer and die for Israel's interest.
Fixed even more accurately.