/newpol/ - How do you beet the Military Draft?

Name: n64 2006-10-14 4:23

You know, we're running out of troops for Iraq.. and Iran's next on the agenda. The draft's coming.. how do I beet it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 23:44

love or leave it is a clear sign of ignorance

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-02 1:19

>>44

lolz france/french

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 14:54

Get high

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 15:06

http://www.digitalnasties.com/movies/the-graveyard-of-death.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 23:09

Forum: Troll Fox News. You up for it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 16:05

join the Taliban

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 16:10

>>86
I don't think you thought this through.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-10 6:54

I would go and sit on the Group W bench

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 18:13

http://theconclaveofknowledge.blogspot.com/

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 11:15

tell them you're gay and being in the army is against your religion. they cannot touch you legally

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 4:24

>>90
I'd leave out the gay part, unless you want to be touched literally.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 15:14

>>91
good point

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-06 15:40

Call your congress critter/president and tell them if there is any talk of a draft you will work to see them removed from office. Draft dodged, totally legal, and no trips to Canuck-a-stan or Mexico involved.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-06 16:11

>> fudge fart

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-06 20:46

Don't worry. They won't take you. You can't spell.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-11 0:26

>>83

Comment was made nearly 3 years later that 82

Time flies when you're...

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 12:53

>>45
NO

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 17:48

I beat the draft by not doing anything because I have minor nerve damage that reduces the responsiveness of my lower right calf and eye damage which can only be remedied with contact lenses.

I could try to beat the system and become a medic or some shit but I would most likely spend my time fucking the milfs left at home while their husbands suffer and die for my freedom.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 18:18

...while their husbands suffer and die for my oil.

Fixed

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 21:17

>>99
...while their husbands suffer and die for Israel's interest.
Fixed even more accurately.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 15:03

This guy can show you how to beet the draft:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beet_the_Vandel_Buster

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-17 14:28

There is no draft, gb2 50 years ago.

How do you beet the Military Draft?

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