How do you beet the Military Draft?

You know, we're running out of troops for Iraq..  and Iran's next on the agenda.  The draft's coming..  how do I beet it?

Hell will freeze over before I let them take me anywhere, and if it comes down to it... I'll just put a gun in my mouth and blow my brains out. At least I wouldn't have died in the name of "Freedom(TM)", and "The American Way(C)". Seriously, what good has my country ever done for me?! The US, and the draft can just go fuck itself.