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How do you beet the Military Draft?

Name: n64 2006-10-14 4:23

You know, we're running out of troops for Iraq..  and Iran's next on the agenda.  The draft's coming..  how do I beet it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 12:40

>>1
Get AIDS

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-07 4:14

>>1 be forty years old; which has the added benefit of being able to laugh at 19 year old dittoheads getting their limbs shot off while you kick back at home!

Name: 2blu2scru 2006-11-07 5:29

you could always tell them you're for the war, any war, and they won't draft you they'll make you president

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-07 10:02

fuck the draft what the US needs is a froeign legion. Set up recurting stations all along the Rio Grande and at Tijuhana

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-07 13:20

EXCHANGE CITIZENSHIP FOR 4 YEARS MILITARY SERVICE

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-09 20:35

>>41
Thread ended here.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 5:54

Hell will freeze over before I let them take me anywhere, and if it comes down to it... I'll just put a gun in my mouth and blow my brains out. At least I wouldn't have died in the name of "Freedom(TM)", and "The American Way(C)". Seriously, what good has my country ever done for me?! The US, and the draft can just go fuck itself.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 13:02

>>47
Saved your oven doomed black ass from the nazis.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-16 11:28

>>33
>>Bush wouldn't put a draft into effect because he knew it would be political suicide.

He guarnteed till 08, and after that he cant run again anyways.. Its not like he'll be impeached for a draft, so the people's opinions dont matter anymore, he can do anyhing.. 0.o

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-16 11:30

>>48
We fucked with the nazis, they didnt fuck with us 0.o

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-16 12:29

>>50
They declared war on the US.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-16 13:57

>>50
>>51

No, the US declared war on Japan which pretty much meant we declared war on Germany and Italy as well.

If Hitler had conquered Europe, he would have tried to invade America.  To him, America was where all the good and smart Germans were going and he wanted to stop that.  Japan probably would have helped too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-16 15:23

>>52
Learn your fucking history
Japan attacks US (Declares War)
US declares war on Japan
Axis powers declare war on US
US declares war on Axis powers

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 1:22

>>52

Are you sure he wanted to invade America? As far as I know from Mein Kampf all he wanted was leibensraum in Europe , solve the jewish problem of Europe and defeat Bolshevism from Europe, infact the Americans liked Nazi Germany for awhile because they were opposing communism.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 2:01

The US and Nazis already had some very icy relations with the US logistically supporting the USSR and UK. Many US citizens saw what was happenning to London and the UK and knew sitting around sucking dick wasn't going to solve anything. Pearl harbour was the event that ended the debate.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 3:55

The Jews solved the Jewish question by taking over Palestine and renaming it Israel. Now it's the PALESTINIAN question that has arisen....

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 23:12

>>45
Now, that'd be a great idea

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 4:27

>>53
US coaxes Japan into attacking the US
Japan attacks US (Declares War)
US quietly allows attacks as justification to the american people we should stop being neutral and enter the war
US declares war on Japan
Axis powers declare war on US
US declares war on Axis powers

*fixed

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 4:57

nazi germany and certain large american companies had some pretty good relations untill the US decided that you couldn't trade with germany. I can't remember the list, but  Ford was one of them, and some american bank was also responsible for handling alot of nazi gold.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 5:13

>>59
IBM was another one

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 16:38

>>58
only a fucking moron would even venture this kind of stupidity as a joke. What is Truth?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 16:50

>>35
Charlie Rangel The DEMOCRAT's Choice for the House Ways and Means Committee wants the draft and you stupid faggot liberals put them in power. Pack up your shit morons. You just fucked yourself into government servitude.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 6:10

>>58
I'm sure that cutting off supplys of oil to Japan constitutes coaxing them into war with us.

I suppose that would alleviate us of any responsibility for attacking the OPEC nations, had we chosen to do so back during the last oil crisis.

Hell, we've been "coaxing" Cuba into a war with us for decades, I wonder when they're gonna get off their asses.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 18:12

Count on a wingnut to start calling people faggots.  Have no sence of Decency? any at all?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 18:13

the draft isn't going to happen.  it political susicide for which ever party supports it

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 22:50

To 64.

LOL.  Good one!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 12:46

Decency? What would you know of it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 12:56

get aids

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 18:25

a lot more then the wingut who randomly accusses people of being Gay.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 23:52

It wasn't random

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-25 18:58

how does that person know that the accused is gay.  He's assuming. un;ess the accused said they were.  therefor they are randomly accusing the acussie of being

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-25 23:01

I rest my case

Name: GuitarHero 2006-11-26 17:06

>>8

Last I went to reinlist, you can be up to your 40s and still get in.

You don't 'beet' a draft, you suck it down and go fight for your freedoms, or you go be a bitch and run off.  If you're needed, you go.  Best thing to do if you don't want to fight is pre-empt the draft by enlisting in the coast guard.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-26 17:34

get AIDS!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-26 17:50

crest my case is for cowards. ROFL

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-28 6:07 (sage)

Das Thread ist beendet.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-28 12:13

indeed. no more mud slinging

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 3:08

LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 21:07

If I were in the war, I would come in on horseback with a sword and stick it in civilians eyes until they deemed me insane enough.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 22:15

I'd join up, but such a vicious sadistic maniac I'd get promoted and enjoy an officer's lifestyle. I would then be as corrupt as possible and make 10 million dollars. I would then quit with my winnings, get my series 7 and live in opulent splendour like a yuppy till I die.

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